The city of Minneapolis is giving the family of George Floyd $27,000,000 . I hope that the money is held in escrow until all of the cunt’s victims have been given a chance to claim damages against his previous actions.
I fear that there may not be enough money left over for the family to enjoy a bucket of KFC. Let’s hope that’s the case.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56381722
Nominated by: Guzziguy
The Media are CUNTS.
So we have this pandemic which is the worst thing ever in history, over 18 months we have been decimated, lost jobs, businesses and like fucking mongoloids accepted the governments bullshit.
Believe in covid or not, either way, most of us have been fucked in the arse and left to shit out that creampie on our own.
But no, this is not a story, not possibly the biggest health-scare and story since 1918 – no, what’s more important? That’s right, what some fat cunt (Piers Moron) thinks of a woman who married James Hewitts illegitimate son, not an heir to the throne anyway.
I hope the fat cunt gets cancer of the eyeball and Andrew Neil (BBC tax-avoiding ponce) with his Monaco based ‘alternative media’ (like Lewis Hamilton) will get skin cancer and rot in the Mediterranean Sea.
Imagine this:
Piers Morgan, Andrew Neil, Jeremy Paxman, David Icke, Alex Jones, Owen Jones, Jeremy Vine, Susanna Reid, presenting 10 second sound bites for Twitter/Youtube/Facebook.
Sounds much like the BBC/Sky & ITV.
FUCK OFF
Nominated by Brownstained-flaps
Poor Pepe Le Pew has been removed from some film because he is too passionate in his embraces. They liken it to ‘rape’. He invades the other’s ‘personal space,’.
‘Mon cherie, Mon cherie!’. I love Pepe le Pew. He’s an amorous skunk isn’t he? The ‘joke’ do you woke fuckers know what that is? The ‘humour’ do you know what that is? is Pepe Le Pew stinks. He stinks because he’s a skunk. He doesn’t realise that his advances are repulsed more because of his smell than anything else.
Its a joke see. What is funny do you know what funny is? Is the reaction of the creatures caught in his grasp. They are trying to get away from the smell!! The struggle to extricate themselves is the FUNNY bit. Their faces. You’re supposed to LAUGH at it. (That is you have spontaneous eruption of mirth and you emit a sound which is called LAUGHING.)
It’s in the name Pepe le Pew. Like Phew! That’s called a play in words. That’s what it’s all about play, fun. Do you understand those words at all…?
How humourless do you have to be to want Pepe Le Pew taken out of a film. Really. It stinks. It stink to high heaven. Pepe has a beautiful aroma compared to this stinking Woke shit.
Nominated by: Miles Plastic
A right royal cunting is in order for a nasty rude bitch called Shola Mos-Shogbamimu. On Good Morning Britain, she started by calling Piers Morgan “a liar and a disgrace”, later called him a “white privileged man”, talked about “racist media coverage” and then went on to describe the Royal Family “as an institution rooted in colonialism, white supremacy and racism”. All of these remarks are the usual tropes of nasty fucking Marxists and hard-left cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsObE9_XVr0
I am getting sick and tired of these nasty Marxist activists who constantly play the race card and drone on about “white supremacy”. Kehinde Andrews and Rachel Boyle are another two who come to mind. If black people studied STEM subjects at proper universities instead of enrolling in the useless courses ‘taught’ by these cretins at third-rate former polytechnics, they might get better jobs when they ‘graduate’.
Perhaps this Shola bitch should be deported to Africa and told to solve its myriad problems, such as: billionaire dictators who plunder the continent’s natural resources leaving its people mired in poverty; civil wars in which child soldiers are forced to fight and civilians are severely mutilated; over-population; the emergence of diseases such as AIDS and Ebola; poor sanitation; corruption; and the abduction and sexual enslavement of schoolchildren by peaceful terrorists.
The likes of her will never thank white people for their brilliant contributions to humanity such as decent medicine, modern transport, the Internet and fried chicken.
I would also like to add that her hairstyle looks like a pile of faeces that is falling off the side of her head.
Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt
I’m an oldish cunt who plays video games using a fucking pile of shit called Steam. I play a game called Dirt Rally 2 for the pure enjoyment of driving rally cars old and new. Pure escapism from the current absolute bullshit.
Ad banners are an accepted part of games now, advertising codemasters new games, computer related, energy drinks etc. I have absolutely zero problems with that, they pay to have the ad banner.
A few months ago I noticed the banners had changed to NHS banners saying ‘Feeling Low’ and other bullshit with the point pushing help for mental health problems. After a while I got a bit fucked off with all this bollocks so Wednesday I stated to the community I was quite offended by NHS propaganda. (The NHS are not selling a product). Yesterday I checked my comment on Steam, 6 comments from obvious admins saying I’m a bit of a crybaby, then discussion locked. Hmmm. Today I logged in, played the game for 30 minutes, tried to exit game, black screen. Restarted pc, the game is uninstalled. I did not uninstall it. Now I’ve been thinking of asking why this happened, but I know for a fact if I make a valid point I will be banned forever. THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN ANY ARGUMENT.
Nominated by: Harry cunt and the Mrs off shit
And added to with a little twist by Two In The Stink
I’d like to second this nomination but with a slightly different bent!
This nom is still relevant to censorship in gaming and gaming forums/fora but the initial cause isn’t wokeness; it’s sensitivity to supposed “profanity”.
Let me explain and expand on my nomination.
I’ve been a member of Steam since about 2014 and have mostly played games such as Elder Scrolls and Total War games on the platform in an individualist manner due to my reclusive, borderline-misanthropic nature so I’ve never really had to interact with other human beings on Steam on account of the fact that I find other people to be largely irritating and cunty. (Us too – NA)
During lockdown I’ve become more gaming-orientated (of course) and have subsequently started posting on forums/fora for those games. As a result I’ve been exposed to all types of “humans” and as a result I’ve had some negative experiences so feel the need to post about it here.
I recently got into a blazing row in a Steam gaming thread (I was sober) with an arrogant boomer cunt who had the fucking audacity to accuse me of all sorts because I wasn’t a “craftsman”…… whatever the fuck that means! (I do actually respect non-hipster craftsmen, just as long as they’re not arrogant cunts about it).
In response to his rude, demeaning and condescending comments I said some pretty well thought out, witty and cutting comments but I also called him variations of “nasty little prick”, “horrible bloody bastard” and “spiteful fucking cunt”.
Even though he was initially incredibly rude and offensive to me (although he never used swear words), I never complained about it and I never complained to Steam about it.
Never the less, I had numerous posts aimed at him removed from the forum because they contain sentences like “f*****g c**t” (no, I’m not fucking joking about that).
So this cunting addendum is more about the lack of understanding of tone and context (especially as it pertains to the written language). It doesn’t matter WHAT you say – it matters HOW you say it (context).