Moonpig are cunts,

We ordered a mother’s day card and flowers for mothers day, now being a special occasion card company. So first the card was late, the flowers didn’t show up at all, you can’t call these useless cunts it got to be emails.

Eventually we get a response a refund is offered and accepted, except they don’t refund your money, they give you credit.

So we reorder flowers and a card, to use the credit and thanks to fuckpigs I have some making up to do, try and order flowers, get a message to say no longer available, have to choose different flowers, the card arrives separately from the card.

The best bit is there’s a note with the flowers to a midwife to say thanks for delivering my sprog.

So fuck pig have completely fucked this up on every conceivable level, so don’t trust these useless cunts with any special occasion….

You will be the one who ends up looking like a cunt thanks to fuck pig…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

I’m not one to agree with conspiracy theories.

But I can’t help this creeping sense of dread that, while our attention is being drawn towards the alphabet soup that diversity & gender groups use, and Greta Whats-her-face, and all the other shrill voiced one thought me me me groups are saying and doing, something very nasty is happening in the other direction.

We need to be careful that we don’t take our eye of Boris et al.

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

With some second thoughts from Jessum Priest:

I was going to ask you to remove my nomination, but although I didn’t cunt a specific person/persons/action, I’m cunting us all for focusing on the small picture.

Come on, we’re better than that.

(Are we? What do you think might be going on unseen? – NA)

Cunts complaining about the TV coverage of the death of Prince Philip.
One fucking day and the riff-raff go apeshit. Chavscum kicking off because shite like NeverEnders and Drag Race have been cancelled for one day. I heard some ugly tart moaning down her phone, ‘Ah don’t cur if is fookin dead! Am not missin ma fookin Emmerdale!’ I mean, what is it with these fucking cunts and morons?

OK, maybe the coverage was a bit overboard, but he was a major member of the British monarchy. Yet the football coverage and many other things have had thickos taking a knee for a sambeau criminal for a year now, and there’s been no BBC enquiry about complaints about that. The stupidity of the British public never fails to amaze me.

Nominated by: Norman 

Apologies cunters, here’s a bank holiday cunting for this swamp donkey and friend of this august site.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9435843/Fury-royals-accused-ties-slavery-academic.html
Yup it’s that cunt again, get well soon Phil the Greek and get this noisome bint topped as soon as possible.

Apparently professor gopal accuses the royal family was involved in the slave trade. FFS change the fucking record for once.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9435843/Fury-royals-accused-ties-slavery-academic.html#comments