British Boxing Fans

I would like to cunt every british boxing fan who insists on trying to sing the Neil Diamond song “Sweet Caroline” before every re-re-re match between two over rated fuckwits.
Just before the WWE inspired entrance from the latest clown who is defending 1 or 2 out of about 20 different belts that exist in this ruined sport the song comes over the speakers and you get tens of thousands of drunken chavs singing;

Sweet Caroline der der der
Good times never seem so bruur
I ser the ser
Der der der
To beleive the wer wer woo!

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

https://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/11977398/even-anthony-joshua-has-embraced-sweet-caroline-as-boxings-biggest-anthem-says-adam-smith

Dumbing Down the NHS (15)

A cunting for all those in charge of fucking up the NHS, seniors NHS management and the government mostly.

Remember when some mentalist thought it would be a good idea to require a degree to become a nurse?

Now they are saying people should be able to become doctors via an apprenticeship. I shit you not.

https://apple.news/AAev_PXMYT3aW6y-zdIkD3w

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9356709/Aspiring-doctors-qualify-without-medical-degree.html

Want to be a nurse off to uni, want to be a doctor, learn on the job.

Cleaners required, NHS foundation trust, PhD required.

Up is down!

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit 

Middle Class Angst

So a middle class girl gets murdered. Terrible, hang the cunt.

Where were these women when hundreds of thousands of white children were raped, abused and murdered by jihadi rape gangs over decades all hushed up by the police. Its all still going on.

RIP Sarah. How about the other lot you fucking mong cunts.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Joe Biden – Leader of the Free World! (8)

Creepy Joe Biden.

I’m sure we’ve all seen by now, the video of Joe Biden failing, twice, to climb the stairs of Air Force One. Y’see? The dumb cunt can’t even fall down properly. You’re supposed to fall DOWN, numbnuts, not up.

There have been some truly awesome means appearing since the incident. They include Trump on a gold course, taking swing, and the ball hitting Biden on the back of the head. Another one is Trump autographing MAGA hats and throwing them, frisbee like into a crowd. One of them lands on Biden’s head.

I couldn’t help but notice though that the MSM have barely covered this incident, which is strange, because they were quick to show Trump falling or sliding. So they get cunted for the cover up. I tell you, I will be amazed if the 25th Amendment isn’t brought into force, and Kameltoe Harris isn’t sworn is a President by the end of the year. Still, I guess falling UP stairs is better than sniffing the hair of females.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9382183/Donald-Trump-Jr-posts-video-showing-father-knocking-Joe-Biden-golf-balls.html

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

African Charity Ads

Those people who make the ‘African water shortage adverts’ are cunts.

Oh, this girl walks 3 miles to get this dirty water, and 800 kids a day die from it. Bullshit! 800 kids a DAY? There’d be none left after a few months then.

Plus, if that water is that bad, how come the girl is ALIVE to collect it in the first place?

Plus, they may be starving too, that’s the other one. ‘Oh, I have no food, and you don’t either darling wife. What should we do? Oh I know, lets have a child!’ Fucking ridiculous.

And I guess we can throw in the ‘this 11 year old girl is being forced into marriage’ adverts in here too. Firstly, why don’t they refuse? Secondly, is it illegal wherever they are to marry someone that young? And thirdly, why is it OUR job to sort it out?

Fuck the water crap, its a lie. Fuck the starving people who bring a kid into a bad situation. And if you want to stop the child marriage, legal or not, shoot the first 30 cunts that try it and the rest may think twice! But don’t bombard me with your endless fucking adverts about it, especially as we have our own problems especially with covid.

Nominated by: DiabloLordOfTerror