NASA [2]

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NASA or “Never A Straight Answer” deserve a cunting.

They are going back to the moon (we won’t get into the debate over if they went in the first place.)

The mission objectives seem to be focused on landing the first woman and the first person of colour on the moon. (What about the Gays, Lezzers and Transformers? – DA)

They will be using Space X hardware to get there. Let’s hope it isn’t equipped with the Tesla self drive option.

What a waste of time and money to virtue signal your right on identity politics. The Chinese will probably do it first but they will have objectives such as establishing rare mineral mines.

Here’s a tip NASA send Meg Markle and do us all a favour and reduce your payload in one easy hit.

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/nasa-says-spacex-wins-29-billion-contract-moon-lander-2024-goal-rcna705

(Link provided by the incredible Night Admin, one final time – NA)

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

47 thoughts on “NASA [2]”

  1. “To bring astronauts to the moon” . No you tit ,To TAKE astronauts to the moon.
    If this is all about sending a wummin,a shirtlifter or an effnick it’s bound to go sideways. The wummin will panic,the shirtlifter will have an issue about something and the poc will object to the racist colour if the rocket. Besides no one will watch as no one cares.
    Fuck off.

  2. First woman on the moon? Let’s hope she doesn’t have to park it then. ‘It wasn’t my fault, that rock didn’t see me!”

    • Exactly, and dont forget they have to back the lander in to park it. No women on earth has a large enough reverse parking ganglion to achieve that.

  3. Space x is a cult . A cult of cunts. Listen to them all screaming when a rocket goes up and down. Big fucking deal. Going back to the moon after 50 years .Big fucking deal. There is fuck all on Mars. Its an irradiated shit hole. Living inside a bubble is not my idea of fun. Fucking educated retards.

  4. I’d be quite content for as many femestasi, leftwaffe, BLM, alphabet folk, special needs types etcetera go to the moon as wanted to (or compelled). Don’t forget to write.

  5. I appreciate NASA and all they are doing to help us understand the Universe. Voyager, Perseverance, the Apollo missions, the Hubble Space Telescope – all wonderful initiatives. I’m an astronomer and owe a huge debt of gratitude to NASA.

    Going back to the moon is something NASA should have done years ago. Frankly, we should be pulling out all the stops now to send a manned mission to Mars. Technically it’s achievable, but the political will needs to be there as it will be hugely expensive. It would be a huge morale boost if the West gets there first. If the Chinese do it then it will be another nail in the coffin for the West.

    There has always been a political dimension to space exploration. There are tremendous benefits to science from it – but as far as the paymasters of the space agencies are concerned, the government’s that foot the bill, it’s all about prestige.

    Therefore, it’s no wonder that wokery has even managed to insert itself into exploration of the Solar System and the Universe. Want to know the crew roster for the next NASA moon mission? I’ll take a guess – a dark-key, a trans, a disabled woman and a member of the Chiggin George dynasty.

    If wokery destroys this, the most beautiful of all human endeavours, I shall never forgive the cunts.

    • The first woman on the moon should be a man who identifies as a woman. Job done.

      • Agree. But it should also be a disabled dark-key as well. 4 for the price of one. Should save a lot of money. The cunt should be left there as well. That will save money on the return trip.

      • I nominate one of the biggest cunts ever to walk…well Ok not ‘walk’ exactly…on the surface if this planet Ade Adepitan. You will be sadly familiar with this gurning cunt because the BBC ‘roll him out’ (ho!) to tick multiple boxes at every opportunity. He does the turbo-mong section of the London Marathon which I can understand but he appears literally everywhere. I saw him the other day as they’d wheeled him out onto a fishing trawler so he could moan about climate change in his trademark “I’m going to cover up the fact that my IQ is 68 by turning up the load faux enthusiasm and mugging up my cockernee accent”. What a cunt, they should have rolled him off the back of the boat. Cunt.

      • Challenger – the first space flight with a woman. As the old joke went, they found the shuttle’s flight recorder after it crashed, the last words were “go on then, let her have a go”.

        NASA = need another seven astronauts

    • Did anyone ever see that shit film were a dark key woman was obviously the sole person responsible for the space program? Hidden numbers or something.

    • Every project ,film, science, law, education etc. has the woke agenda weighing it down. I have no idea how long such an impediment will last but mankind as a whole is not progressing as it should.

    • The Chinese will put a man on the moon simply by standing on the person belows shoulders (if that doesn’t get me called a xenophobic racist, then nothing will – yu breedin iriot !)

  7. They’ll get there to find a Chinky takeaway selling fried bat with mushrooms in sweet and sour sauce. Chips extra.

  8. I wonder if the XR will protest by hanging off the sides of the rocket as it takes off?
    Of course Greta will doing the media rounds, pulling faces and screaching like the cunt she is moaning about all that rocket pollution!
    The feminazis will complain that the rocket looks like a giant cock, and that NASA are sexist rapist mosigist cunts!
    Then there’s the case of religion – who steps out first? A Christian, a 4by2, a Mudslime?

    The Wokes will insist Neil Armstrong and his crew should be removed from the history books because of white privilege; and craters named after historical astronomers such as Tycho, Copernicus, Apollo, Aristotle, should face a similar fate!

    And I wouldn’t be surprised that once they’ve landed there a few times expect to find a KFC, Costa, McDonalds and an Apple Store dotted around a few craters.

    Oh, and of course the illegals won’t be too far behind on their rocket-powered dinghies, demanding council housing near to the largest posh crater and scoping out for the nearest lunar primary school!

    Bunch of arse.

    • Moon c**ns?!!
      Asking for trouble.
      Same with lezzonauts.
      Who they sending?
      Fuzz lightyear?
      Kneel Armstrong?
      It’ll cause a intergalactic war when they plant a BLM flag in the lunar dust.

  9. In any workplace the one thing above all else that should get you the job is your ABILITY to do it to a good standard. Not what colour you are, background you come from etc. I am an avid reader about the Apollo landings, space technology etc. If they go down this route, it won’t be about the landings, mark my words, it will be “the first man of colour on the moon, woman, lesbian, gay etc. When this fuckwittery actually moves to the moon as well as Earth, next stop Mars? Fuck me.

  10. They should put the Tarry-Toot astronaut in chains for the trip and make him plant some seeds when they land.

    “Dis one small step for da C’oon..one giant boon for da cotton industry….and Whitey Massa”

  11. Moon base with a chiggun shop, you can bet that first darkie on the moon will have a stash on him (or his ho).

    The moon is racist, cos it’s got a dark side init!

  15. Patrick Moore would have had some to say about all this. He was always calling out cunts and hated government fuck-stickery and unlimited immigration.

  16. Imagine the wokie weeping and crying if the fucking thing blows up halfway there.
    Hmmmm…….I wonder how many peacefuls they’ve got working at NASA? 🤭

  17. I look forward to hearing Ed Sheeran’s new right-on version of The Police’s classic song, “Mincing on the Moon”

  19. I hope when they land on Mars, and the chocolate astronaut climbs out of the rocket to plant the stupid rainbow coloured flag he’s been told to carry. A Martian is waiting for him, and he throws cunty kinty to the floor, and then kneels on his neck until he stops breathing.
    Imagine space controls reaction, when they realise Martians don’t like them either.

    • That reminds of the old Daffy Duck cartoons and our wonderful Daffy would land on Mars and be confronted by a black Martian – loads of fun to be had, although as I recall nothing racist or derogatory was ever said between the two protagonists.

      Obviously these cartoons will never see the light of day today for all the usual reasons.

  20. NASA ought to beware. If they have designs on sending Chiggun George types to the moon then they better check the rocket before it takes off in case they have nicked the monitor screens and on board computers, along with draining off the propellant to sell for da crack cocaine.

    • I can imagine them all getting in one side of the rocket and crawling straight out of the other side going “I can’t breathe Mr NASA! Aaargh!”

      It’d take months to get the cunts to sit still in the spaceship.

      Although I know of someone who might be able to help…

  22. I remember when they tried putting a woman in the space shuttle in a similar stunt back in the 80s.

    It didn’t end too well (“Hey, what does this button d…”) And now they want to put spaccas in the spaceships, if I read this nom correctly (which I didn’t of course)?

    It’s fucking political correctness gone mad is what it is.

  23. I salivate at the prospect of putting a mouthy black American Democrat female, and a shirt lifting Liberal supporter of the meat javelin atop 300 feet of engine loaded with christ knows how many tons of the most flammable fuel on earth. Light em up Boys! Even better if it were Harris and Biden. ( come to think of it ….)

    • Looks like Arnie’s just had something to eat in my local currie house.

  26. I think it is a great idea to send the more diverse elements of our species to the moon.
    To celebrate the rich tapestry of humanity with representatives from the more alternative side of life.
    The only problem I have is bringing the cunts back again.
    That’s what I would call a huge fucking step for mankind if we just dumped all the shit up there.
    With no oxygen of course as the cunts have stolen enough of it already.

  27. Moon? Already been, it was shite – and there’s a big fight going on at the moment between the Iron Sky nazis and my gang The Moonmen!
    And if they fill the fart tube with wimminzes and Guy Gibsond dogs I imagine it will be as popular with the viewers as the recent Oscars.

  29. Michael Collins, Apollo 11 astronaut has sadly died. Now only Buzz Lightyear is left of the original crew. Did anyone nom him in the Dead Pool? I’ve seen Buzz come up a few times but everyone forgets poor old Collins.

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