I nominate logic-defying tv adverts.

Example:

Burglar Alarm Sales Centre: “Hello how can we help?”
Caller: “I’m upset “.
Sales: “Have you just been burgled?”
Caller: “Yes”
Sales: “Don’t worry, we can come and fit a security system for you”

WTF?

This is equivalent to:

“Hi. This is Better Bolt PLC, how can we help?”
Caller: “My horse has just escaped from its stable”
Company: “Don’t worry, we can fit a better bolt for you”

Great. So that will get the horse back will it?
Of course not. It’s like taking out insurance AFTER an accident.

Fecking stupid!

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Thierry Henry is a cunt, isn’t he.

Good player, bit of a cheat, advertising whore, boring TV pundit, irritating adolescent moustache, and now, inevitably, a crier of “wayy-cism!”

In an attention-seeking display of va-va-boom histrionics, this haughty shit-gibbon removed himself from soshul meeja saying, “Ze sheer volume of racism, bullying and resulting mental torture to individuals is too toxic to ignore.”

Psh

What a shame he didn’t find his va-va-morality when putting the Republik of Oireland out of the World Cup by his personal ‘hand of God’ volleyball antics.

His theatrics will have about as much effect to stem anger as his influence on France to win the 2002 World Cup (bundled out first round avec nil goals).

Good riddance. He was a decent player but a horrible individual and an even worse manager. While coaching at Monaco he openly mocked his own players in training, acting totally obnoxiously.

Not so much a ‘je ne ce quoi’ as a va-va-va-cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12257259/thierry-henry-to-quit-social-media-due-to-toxic-racism-and-bullying-and-lack-of-regulation

A nomination for modern Hollywood.

Forget the woke bollocks, this has been going on for a while. It’s more an issue of craftsmanship than politics.

Their horror films are as chilling as an episode of Count Duckula.
Their action is aimed at retarded teenagers. Same for science fiction.
Their dramas and comedies have no edge and follow narratives written by algorithm.
Their historical epics are so inaccurate they may as well be set on the fucking moon.

Isn’t it about time everyone over the age of 21 just stopped wasting their time with this muck?

Read a fucking book.

PS. May I also add that nothing is filmed nowadays, just created on a computer.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

It’s about time the mythical “Long Covid” had another cunting.

Just what the fuck is this, another skivers charter like Yuppy Flu, ME or whatever the fuck that thing was?

People have already had a nearly a year off work, yep I know people who have been happily sitting at home on 80% wages now for nearly a FUCKING YEAR and they tell me, on no uncertain terms, that they don’t want to return.

You just KNOW this Long Covcunt thing is going to run and run, I saw some lazy malingering cunt suffering from this on the TV set and he looked fitter than I fucking do, but he would, I have worked through the entire scamdemic.

In the years to come no doubt we will see hundreds of thousands grabbing all they can for doing fuck all, this covid thing is enough to make a cat puke.

Here is link to a page about lazy cunts…sorry, sufferers of “long covid” but it may make you vomit.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-56601911

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

Injecting a second is Jessum Priest:

A nom to add to the ” Long Covid ” nom.

I know people who are praying to get it, and not die, obviously, so they can milk it to the end of time.

The “symptoms” of long covid are so easy to fake, fatigue, ffs & people will be on invalidity in an eye blink.

Cunts.

I’ve never really watched the channel before, but out of curiosity I started watching the trail of Derek Chauvin over the death of Saint George his most holy Floyd.

I was pleasantly surprised over the first week as the coverage was completed unbiased. The experts they had just went over how they thought the lawyers would present their cases, and explained court room procedure and language. Which is exactly what you’d want from unbiased coverage.

However, during the second week it seems they’ve been ‘got to’. There has been a plethora of ‘experts’ brought into the studio when there is a break in proceedings. And they’re pretty much all BLM types. I turned off when one frizzy haired chippy dark key bird was asked about the presentation of Chauvin’s case, and her ‘expert’ reply (she was a defence lawyer by trade)? Something like “We all saw what he did. It doesn’t matter how his lawyer tries to spin it. We all saw it.’

Why bother asking the cunt if that’s her response? I would’ve stuck with their coverage had the rather smouldering Chanley Painter (yes, until her head went through the headboard) pushed her into actually offering some ‘expert’ insight instead of going full Chiggun BLM.

She let it slide (I’ve got something she can slide down an’ all) and that was me done. Every cunt they’d had on in the second week had been a chippy BLM-er.

Court TV are a bunch of soft cunts, who’ve let the usual suspects scare them into biased coverage.

Well I’m not watching anymore. Unless Chanley Painter gets them out.

Fuck off.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2021-04-01/derek-chauvin-trial-brings-court-tv-to-a-new-generation

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks