My Everest tourists are surely worthy of a Cunting. I have always been fascinated by tales of mountaineering and those courageous professional climbers that pit their wits against them simply because “they are there”. These professionals train hard, ascending higher and higher peaks until they have mastered their dangerous sport. It takes bravery and skill and one mistake can not only jeopardise the life of the climber but his companions as well.

But that’s not the case any more. If you have no or only negligible mountaineering experience and £50,000 to spare then you too can ascend the peak of Mt Everest, the holy grail of mountaineering. Every year, hundreds of wealthy tourists with no aptitude or experience pretend to be Sir Edmund Hillary and tackle the perilous ascent with the aid of specialist tourist companies and an army of underpaid, scared Nepalese Sherpas. Along the way they litter the mountain with their detritus and trash and put their lives and those of the exasperated Sherpas at risk through their ignorance and lack of skill or appreciation of the dangers. They frequently have to be rescued and a number have suffered serious injury and even death.

This irresponsible circus takes place every year. The Nepalese government love it because it brings dollars in. The Sherpas are ambiguous about it. They appreciate the chance to earn money but are terrified by the ordeal of shepherding the clumsy rich Western fuckwits who don’t know what they are doing and put the lives of the Sherpas at risk. The Sherpas are becoming quite militant about it. For them the mountain is sacred and must be treated with respect. They know it’s a killer. They are demanding more money. Quite a few were killed in a devastating avalanche whilst guiding tourists a few years ago. They also nearly rioted and beat up a tourist that called one of them a “motherfucker”, no doubt stressed because he had bitten more than he could chew.

Everest should be left to the Sherpas and professional mountaineers. I would love to go to Nepal to see Everest but I would remain in the lowlands to admire its majesty. No way would you get me climbing up there.

A mountainous pile of cunt.

Everest Deaths Out of Control

Everest Deaths

Everest Sherpas

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine 

Another turd that needs a feckin good poke with the bog brush, but still this cunt still won’t flush.

What is it with shitehouses / has beens/ arseholes like this?

You had a job to do, you didn’t do it well; you failed you cunt.

There is a long list of similar detritus, who decide to re-emerge in a different guise after a ‘distinguished’ career when they realise that in retrospect they achieved ‘100% of fuck all’ in their chosen path. And maybe ‘the public’ need just a little reminder of how important and clever they really are.

The list is endless. We all know who they are, no need to name them all. Oh fuck it, I will. Blair, Blair, Campbell, Blair, and that other ugly cunt what’s his name? Oh yeah Blair.)

But William Jefferson Clinton, it’s time to shut the fuck up. And go back to Arkansas and serve your penance.

But on the positive side- blame the dementia; you can just pretend that you don’t recognise the fat bitch and you don’t remember marrying her. So therefore you don’t have to fuck her anymore

Off you trot; southern hick. And soon.

Why former US president Bill Clinton wants to rule the literary world

Bill Clinton Literary Genius

Nominated by: Big Mal

The Pulitzer Prize and how low it has sunk.

Darnella Frazier, a teenager who filmed George Floyd’s murder in a live-streamed video that quickly spread worldwide, was awarded the Pulitzer Prize on Friday.

Pulitzer Prize for Murder

A moronic cell phone snapper who stood filming a fellow black while he was restrained, pretty obviously in distress, who did fuck all to help, is awarded a Pulitzer. A despicable black halfwit, more interested in her fucking phone than a fellow human (ok, debatable in St George’s case)
Is it woke? Rewarding callousness? Bandwagon jumping? Or is it cos she is black, innit?
Fucking disgraceful.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The New Woke Times recently printed a montage of innocent looking Palestinian children on its front cover saying they had been killed by Israeli military action in Gaza.

Accompanying the pictures were biographies on some of the children, saying they were hoping to become doctors, engineers, etc. It was guaranteed to make for sad reading. Except all was not as it seemed and the New Woke Times had, as usual, neglected its homework.

For instance, one photograph was found not to be the 10 year old girl in the picture but an anonymous unconnected 2015 one trawled from the internet. Twatter was of course the source.

It was the revealed that one of the young boys depicted was in fact a radicalised child soldier in the Al-Mujahedeen Brigades, a ruthless Gaza terror group. A simple internet search showed him aiming rocket grenades and wearing the terrorists headband.

Another boy was revealed as the son of an important Hamas commander. There are pictures of him on the internet wearing combat fatigues and firing a heavy weapon.

There is also a sick picture of him riding a horse holding an assault rifle. The boy and his father had been killed by an Israeli drone strike, no doubt whilst engaged firing one of the 1000 a day rockets that were launched into Israeli civilian areas.

But it gets better (or worse) as it was revealed that many of the other children depicted had been killed by Hamas rockets fired by the incompetent rag-heads that went of course and landed in their own territory.

The death of any child is a terrible tragedy. But the evil ones here are those that indoctrinate them and use them as child soldiers and put them on active duty in the firing line and use them as human shields. This practice is internationally recognised as a war crime.

Why do the Mudslimes do this? Because they are savage religious fanatics who think it’s an honour to die for Allah and to sacrifice others. It’s the modern equivalent of child sacrifice.

Then the Israelis can be blamed for targeting innocent children and gullible woke lefties in the West will swallow it hook, line and sinker. Just like the New York Times who failed to do any basic research and took the bait. Hardly Pulitzer Prize journalism.

Hamas and the New York Times – both cunts.

NYT Gaza Coverage

NYT Reporting Corrections

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

(Not an emergency cunting per se, but its nice to have a bit of good news once in awhile – DA)

GB News.

Fuck me this is brilliant.

Watched from countdown time when it started at 8:00pm on Sunday 13 June 2021.. This is really gonna kick the ass of the BBC.

I can imagine the BBC lefties wetting their panties tonight after watching this.
He seems to have a good balance so he cannot be accused of racism.

Well done Andrew Neil – more BBC licences will be cancelled – mine included!

The Arrival of GB News

Nominated by: geedee

and seconded by: TBRILW

And don’t forget the left-wing terrorist organisation the BBC tried to shitcan GB News in the 11th hour…

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2021/06/12/bbc-accused-attempting-shut-gb-11th-hour/

The BBC has really shown themselves for the cowards they are! Long live Brillo and GB news…I’m not surprised the woke are shitting themselves ?

Thank fuck I don’t pay their extortion tax ?

(More here – DA MSM Criticism of GBNews )