Misspelling. It drives me fuckkng (sic) nuts.
This can be extended to mispronunciation.
I was reading an article and I just lost it. I’ve seen this quite often recently but it seems to be becoming ever more common.
Let’s start with ‘ etc’. For some bizarre reason cunts have taken to writing this as ‘ect’. No you twats that is short for electroconvulsive therapy. Something you fucking dimwits need.
Then there are words like Boadicea. This is now Boudica. When the fuck did it change and wtf changed it and why????
And there is more fellow cunters. Mumbai. What? What the fuck was wrong with Bombay? Changed for no good fucking reason at all.
How about if we extend it to non language like to ‘unfriend’ someone. What? More shite.
It seems more and more people are just making words up, misspelling them or changing pronunciation for no other good reason than to be ‘cool’ or ‘modern’.
How about ‘more clever’? No the word is cleverer. It’s connected to the number of syllables. One or two and you don’t need a comparative or superlative. eg professional is more or the most professional. Cold is colder or coldest. Get it?
It all seems to be exacerbated by dullards on tv who are often barely semi literate
Just fuck off you mongoloid puddle drinkers.
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Get it? No? Why am I not surprised.
Nominated by: Uttercunt