Category Archives: #Brexit

Sadiq Khan [11]

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Emergency cunting for all the dickheads on the Peoples Vote “March for the Future” that took place today – but especially for our esteemed London mayor, Dickhead Khan…

Khan told the crowd: “What’s really important is that those that say that a public vote is undemocratic, is unpatriotic, realise that in fact, the exact opposite is the truth. What could be more democratic, what could be more British, than trusting the judgement of the British people.”

Does this dozy cunt not see the contradiction in what he’s saying?? By writing off the 2016 referendum result, he’s denying the judgement of the British and being totally undemocratic.

And take a look as this shit :

Do these dim fuckers not realise that by staying in the EU, you are definitely NOT getting your country back!!!

By Christ on a Bike, if this is the intelligence level of average Brit these days, I’m booking a flight to Dignitas!!! I fucking despair…

Nominated by Dioclese

…and 17 million others who knew exactly what they were voting for

Michel Barnier [3]

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Michel Barnier is a cunt of the highest order.

This French cunt was born into wealth and privilege. He was educated in the French private sector and graduated from an institution that has supplied the upper echelons ( sorry to use an adapted French cunt word – blame King Harold for losing) of French government and business since it was established in the early 19th Century. He has never had a ‘proper’ job as my mum would have said. Nothing new there then – no different to our domestic pig fuckers who went to Eton\Harrow and Oxford\Cambridge and now, or who did, sit in the asylum at Westminster.

But this French cunt has chosen to identify nostalgia, imputed with derogatory meaning, as a reason 17.5 million British people voted ‘Leave’.

Well yes, of course it’s nostalgia. I remember attending one of the best grammar schools in Birmingham even though I lived on a council estate and had Irish parents (you snowflake cunts know nothing about prejudice). I was there by merit not because daddy had deep pockets. I learned Greek and Latin, very useful at the off-licence when it was my turn to buy the packet of 5 Woodbines to share ( yes – share you millenniall bastards) with my mates. The majority of teachers served in one of the armed forces during the war. It had left scars, both physical and mental, on some of them. They wore gowns, the staffroom was a fog of cigarette smoke and Friday was the best day of the week because they all went to the pub for a liquid lunch which was followed by a tranquil afternoon. I once ran a 3 mile cross country race in bare feet in the snow because I had forgotten my pumps. That was the kind of enduring lesson that was taught.

Dear Jesus – can you imagine the Ofsted report? But I owe these good men a debt of gratitude an infinite lifespan would not be long enough to repay. They were patriots and proud of their country. They were prepared to fight for their freedom. They taught that negotiation with bullies was futile and they taught us never, ever trust the French. Self-serving cowards all. So shove my nostalgia up your arse Barnier and if ever I meet you I will tear you a new one with bare hands. They are as hard as my feet. Cunt

Nominated by Fimbriations

Brussels briefing

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A Briefing From Our Friends in Brussels

Under Article 52 neither spontaneous penetration nor consummation between consenting sexual partners is permitted unless all parties are EU Nationals. Where the initiating partner is an EU National as provided under statute EU ect ect ect and the Secondary Partner or Partners is not, then full relations may be permitted subject to the provisos as follows:

An approved prophylactic or condom of EU origin is mandatory but rubber goods of non-member state origin may be used provided they conform to the Foreign Johnnies Directive and Dimensions Schema as specified in table iv) Foreign Johnnies For The Use Of and prominently display the EuroFlag logo with the imperator “We Can Fuck You But You Can’t Fuck Us”.

Member States are further referred to the Irish UK Border Provisions Document EU ect ect fucking ect ect elsewhere referred to as the Fenian Fuckers UK Non Consummation Agreement or Back Stop wherein the UK agrees to take it up the arse for no advantage whatsoever.

Where the initiating partner has Acquired Special EU Status (viz they are French or German Nationals) then the Secondary Partner (viz UK Nationals) is permitted one minute (sixty seconds) of sexual spontaneity upon payment of an undisclosed twenty billion euros, this sum to be in cash without receipts and left off the books.

Formal declaration of compliance: This advisory note should not be read as an official communication from the EU nor does it purport to be the same. It is, like the EU, a sad joke.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Theresa’s Favourite Word

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Hello children. Are you sitting comfortably? Boris! Take your hands from around Dominic’s throat, you wicked boy. Alright. Now I’ll begin. Today’s story is about “back” words. You can find lots of “back” words in a big book of words called a dictionary. Let’s look at some of them shall we. First – backbone. Amber, dear, do you know what this means?

I’m not sure Miss, but my dad says people called fucking politicians who meet in a big house haven’t got any fucking backbone. What’s fucking Miss?

Never mind that now, Amber. Let’s move on to backward. Jacob, would you like to do this one?

Yes, Miss. Backward means being thick and stupid but my dad told me not to use it outside the home in case the thought police heard me and took me to a politically correct – speak induction centre. My dad says all fucking peacefuls are backward because they have no fucking music, literature or art and want to live in the fucking 9th Century. What does fucking mean, Miss?

Never mind that now Jacob. The next word is backstab. Michael, I think you will know this one.

Oh, yes please Miss. It’s like when Ian told me not to tell anyone about having his hand up Anna’s skirt during milk break today but I came and told you Miss. He said he was looking for his pencil but Anna said he was finger fucking her. What’s fucking, Miss?

Alright. One last “back” word before I explain what fucking is. This word is backstop. Any ideas children? Oh my, you’ve all got your hands up! Well I’ll have to choose one of you – David, you intelligent boy, tell us what backstop means.

Well Miss, backstop is a word that means nothing in itself and was dreamt up in a backroom by Uncle Ollie and Nanny Theresa while they were sitting on their backsides trying to get through the backlog of work caused by their backsliding and backtracking on the Brexit negotiations. They were afraid of a backlash from everyone so invented the word backstop which means the same as fucking, Miss.

What do you mean, David?

Well Miss, Ollie and Nanny T have promised Jean-Claude to give the British voters a good fucking up the arse without them realising it until it was too late so they decided to create the word backstop as a synonym for a good fucking up the arse. My dad says Uncle Ollie likes to give Nanny T a good backstop with lots of backflow over a chair in the backroom. What’s backflow, Miss? Treacherous cunts.

Nominated by Fimbriations

Alastair Campbell [4]

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I have always thought that Alastair Campbell was singularly arrogant and unpleasant little man, but his appearance on GMTV yesterday morning was beyond the pale even for him.

In a three way ‘discussion’ with Piers Morgan and John Redwood, Redwood hardly got a word in while he and Morgan descended into a mutual slagging match. Now Morgan’s a bit of a cunt, but he did say “I voted Remain, but I accept the result so fair do’s. Campbell furiously told Morgan to ‘shut up’ and complaining that Morgan wanted to only hear ‘his own monologues’ as the two gestured angrily at each other. That’s a bit rich coming from Campbell.

Morgan continued: “David Cameron, a week before the referendum, went on national television and addressed the British people. He made it absolutely crystal clear in simple language, this would involve the single market and customs union and that there would be no second vote. This was it. This was a once in a lifetime decision. This idea that somehow seventeen and a half million people are so thick that they didn’t hear him say it, and didn’t understand what it meant, I think it’s so insulting!”

But then Alastair Campbell is insulting, arrogant, self opinionated and dishonest. Why isn’t he in jail for ‘sexing up’ the ‘dodgy dossier’ that took us into an illegal war in Iraq?

Is it because he’s above such things? On a higher intellectual plain to us plebs?

Or is it just because he’s an obnoxious little cunt?..

Nominated by Dioclese