Deliveroo (2)

More of an un-cunting than a cunting perhaps, but Deliveroo have finally come to realise the sort of scum who use their services by offering takeaways on finance.

The inbred benefit claimants can now defer payment or pay via installments. What kind of cunt has to pay for a dominoes in installments?

Many people, including Martyn Lewis, are wailing and wringing their hands, but I think it’s fucking hilarious and a move in the right direction. The fucking shame it heaps on these grease-addicted fucktards.

Fuck the underclass, the epsilon semi-morons, the ‘concerned’ of Twitter and Martyn Lewis

Good on Deliveroo for recognising your customers for what they are; feral, penniless, idle, feckless scum.

Economic Times Link

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Men Playing with Trains

Men who play with trains.
Id like to nominate model train enthusiasm.
Ive always been deeply suspicious of grown men playing with toy choo choos.
Its harmless I suppose but cuntish in the extreme.
Thousands spent on Hornby,
Huge set outs of countryside and villages.
My uncle did this, in his loft he set out a massive trainset,
admittedly a lot of skilled work,
Attention to detail, and a labour of love.
Hed glow with pride, but you couldn’t touch anything!
And as a 10yr old kid I remember thinking

“You silly cunt”.

Pete Waterman is one of these cranks, when not committing crimes against music Pete likes nothing better than playing with children’s toys.
Some say harmless hobby
Some say hanging offence.
You decide.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt