Money Expert (that shit-whacked switching site and which is absolutely not Money Saving Expert but does fuck-all to differentiate itself)… is a cunt.

If this bunch of useless ignorant cunts with their shite UKTV play advert with some overpaid tart fannying around to right said freds one-shit-wonder to flog their shitty switching site isn’t enough- the bastards send round knobs in a high viz jackets at all hours pretending to be from the council or something to get you to sign up to some shitty deal from their pre-selected pile of companies who shove them a bung with every poor sap they bully into switching into some other crap shit deal and stitching them up over the exit fees. fuckerS!

For those of us who stick a big fuck-off sign on our doors saying no cunting-cold callers or unwashed salestwats these jizz free bell ends with their cheap tablets ignore them so often you wonder if they were held down and bleach tipped into their eyes which would explain the huge big fuck-off blind spot they say they have when they mumble “I didn’t see that big fuck off sign sir/madam – are you paying too much for your fucking electricity?”. Sometimes they come in pairs so you don’t know whose big-fuck-off nose and smug face you want to punch first.

Now we are all getting back to some sense of normality these shitfaced bastards are roaming the streets again – best case scenario, they’ll cough on you and you won’t get nothing. Worst case they’re riddled with COVID and will splutter all over you when they say “professional” bringing down anyone over 70 in your street or who are shielding sending them six feet under before their time. Within a month these Money Expert doorstepping pricks will centuple the R-rate just for doing their pissing jobs.

The saddest thing is that in some kind of coup they’ve buggered my childhood by taking all-round good-girl and CountryFile presenter Michaela Strachan and swindled her to endorsing them and their piss-poor website giving them a sense of credibility that anyone who has had the misfortune to deal with them is wondering why someone who is relatively harmless would take their relatively respectable career and nail it to a fucking dumpster truck just because these arses asked her to.

As letters, signs and fuck-knows-what doesn’t work on this dicks I’ve taken to buying a big fuck-off German Shepard and keeping a baseball bat by the door the next time these pricks come to visit

Nominated by: Bum Bag 

(Just to clarify, this has nothing to do with Martin Lewis’ “Money Saving Expert” website. https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2016/04/warning-money-expert-cold-callers-are-nothing-to-do-with-moneysavingexpertcom/

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Obesity is No Longer the Responsibility of the Individual

I just read in The Daily Fail that 876,000 people went to a UK hospital last year for being obese, either diagnosed as obese (primary problem) or their obesity was causing problems such as joint problems (obesity was secondary but the cause of the admission.) The figures came from NHS Digital which I checked weren’t misreported in The Fail.

Staggering statistics and makes you want to shout ‘stop eating all the pies’ but nowadays you can’t say obesity is the fault of the individual or that it is down to the individual to lose weight. In fact, this was the conclusion of a study backed by the government as long ago as 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7047244.stm

There has been a move away from personal responsibility and doctors are arguing that obesity is either a disease or an addiction and certainly not the choice of the individual. https:www.thesun.co.uk/news/9527772/obesity-disease-epidemic-not-choice/

I also found this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-49795808 where a report by ‘top psychologists’ again say obesity is not the fault of the individual and trotted out the old cliché that poor people don’t have access to healthy food!!! Are you really telling me that a carrot isn’t cheaper than a bag of chips and that Lidl don’t sell fruit and veg?

I’ve just learned my local council estimates a revenue loss of 6 million quid this year due to the impact of SARS-Covid-2 but they still have a ‘wellness team’ on their payroll waiting to help you to not be fat. What a complete waste of money and my council tax contributes to that. There’s likely wellness teams up and down the country! Then there’s the cost of legislating for fatties – sin taxes on sugar for example. The Daily Fail article said Boris will be unveiling a plan to combat obesity – no doubt this means yet more money will be found from Rishi’s magic money tree that we’ll have to pay back in taxes. Some figures estimate 15% of the health budget alone could be spent on fatties between now and 2050.

When Katie Hopkins came out in 2015 telling fatties they just ‘need a kick up the arse’ she was denounced as a cruel ‘fat shamer’. I seem to remember Hopkins on the This Morning show saying she would put on a load of weight and then set about losing it thereby demonstrating just how bloody simple it is with a bit of effort. Then came the parade of the weak complaining ‘waaah, you’re horrible, I’m fat ‘coz its genetic.’

The world has gone mad and the politically correct approach is to call someone who is grossly fat as ‘a person living with obesity’, its not their fault, its because they’re deprived or they are victims of the obesity epidemic. There you have it, this is just PC bullshit from liberals. Fatties are victims and the State is responsible.

And on that note I’m off for a long walk with the dogs.

Nominated by: Cuntologist 

I want to nominate the irresponsible cunt who whizzes along the Bournemouth promenade on one of those one-wheel gadget things – Segways!

Saw him again this evening and he must have been doing a good 30mph on that thing, swerving from side to side as he avoided other people.

I’ve seen a few arseholes on these things, but he’s the worst and could quite easily kill someone in a collision.

He’s a cunt, so are the retailers who sell it, so is the cunt who invented it.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven 

Since the lockdown, I have noticed a lot of these cunts about. Tearing along the road with a poor mutt on a long leash trying to keep up.

Although I don”t own a dog, I and Mrs C have been  dog-sitting for three weeks every year for some time.

My experience in walking the said beast, is that  it likes to spend a lot sniffing about and generally wandering about at it’s own liesure.

I find it verging on animal cruelty by these “me, me, me” cunts who make their pets run full pelt along with them.

Ride your bikes by all means – but on your fucking own!

I also include joggers running with dogs in this cunting.

PS. My sister saw one of these cunts come off his bike when the dog suddenly stopped for a sniff and wrapped the leash around a tree. Ha! Fucking! Ha!

Nominated by: Cuntalugs 

I shall keep it sweet and simple; easy cook rice is a cunt.

It isn’t easier to cook than other rice as you still do the fundamentals of putting rice in a pan with water, so off the bat it’s a lying cunt.

It takes far, far longer than normal long grain rice and the end product is chewier and less appealing than its normal counterpart.

It isn’t tasty, like basmati, or individual in its purpose for a specific dish, like risotto rice.

It has flooded the supermarket shelves. Why?! Why is this? It fucks up meals as it is so shit. Such a poor product.

What a cunt!!!

Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus