Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, Hume, Locke, Descartes, Kant, Nietsche etc. You recognize the names although you´ve probably never read their books and don´t want to. Those were the old guys who tackled the big issues – the meaning of life, appearance and reality, cause and effect etc. As a student I wasted a whole year studying them and can remember nothing apart from “I think, therefore I am” by Descartes until someone added “I think” which made me think Descartes hadn´t really thought things out to the end.

Anyway, I have just learned that a useless nephew of mine is now officially a “philosopher”. He was a lovely little boy but is now in his late 20s and a total wanker. He has never held down a job, never done anything, never travelled anywhere, never shown interest in anything except himself and any passing bint. He can play about three chords on the guitar and sing “The Sounds of Silence” in an alley cat voice. He “works” in the arts, i.e. he appears in theatrical “spectacles” subsidized by the local council as no-one would pay good money to see them. Incidentally, he lives with his mum even though he is the father of a six-month old kid who is named after one of the above-mentioned Ancient Greeks.

To my amazement, he has just appeared on a Youtube discussion in which he was described as a “musician and philosopher”. He started off by showing a picture of his son who is named after an Ancient Greek philosopher and dribbled the kind of ideas he got from “Philosophy for Dummies”. This was an “intellectual” version of the drool he used to drip all over my shirt when he was a baby. A perfect example of how there are no standards in today´s world and anyone can get away with describing themselves as anything they want.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

I wish to propose the Right Honourable (right) Dawn Butler MP some part of Brent Labour.

Stopped by old bill whilst driving around in Hackney, seems the wrong reg number indicated a flagged vehicle or something. So big argument with coppers all recorded for social meeja purposes.

Lots of right on shite ie why can’t a black person drive around without police harassment blah,blah bollocks. Police are institutionally racist again. She also points out that she has done lots of work with police re stop and search of black youths and has used her vast knowledge of black on black crime to conclude that the police are doing it wrong ie stop and searching black yoofs, she thinks the profiling is wrong!!!

So vast majority of stabby crime in GLC is carried out by black yoof (statistics support this) but this eejit thinks stopping black yoofs is somehow adding to the problem. Where do they find these cunts?

Nominated by: Black biscuit

…and seconded by: W. C. Boggs

DAWN BUTLER M.P.:

Yes, she’s back – the Corbyn nodding dog, the woman forever by his side enjoying his every fart has felt a bit bereft of late – no longer a shadow minister as there is nothing to match her paucity of braincells for her to do in Dame Kweer’s shadow cabinet of all the talentless, so no publicity. So what is a resourceful expenses swindler to do except create her own.

Butler was out in her Poundland sunglasses yesterday, and purple nail varnish (no doubt from the 50p oddments box), and she suddenly had a Lammy moment:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8609379/Labour-MP-Dawn-Butler-pulled-police-driving-London.html

After her diatribe to a police officer she was off to her chums at the Guardian and the BBC to tell them her tale of woe. Perhaps, if she looked less a cheap whore the police would leave her alone?.

I cant wait for Starmer’s Blairite controllers to order him to get rid of this poisonous bitch, and Lammy, like they did the Wrong-Daily woman. In the Butler case, I am sure there is a one legged BAME lesbian who would “deserve” the Brent seat. What is a millionaire lawyer who owns land in Surrey, and a bit of a jessie to boot, doing consorting with all these great unwashed vermin?

…. and thirded by Lord of the Rings 

Good Morning All !
Hope you are well & may the ‘virus’ be forever far from your door ?

A ‘poor me, I is being victimised, ain’t it’ Cunting for Labba MP & ugly rubber lipped shit Dawn Butler, who is yet again crying “Racism, Racism!” after the fuzz dared to stop the car she was travelling in.
Now the police have apologised & said it was a case of mistaken identity, but lf course this is nowhere near good enough for whinging bitch Butler, who, let’s face it, won’t be happy till the UK is just as ‘Dark’ as “da old cuntry”
A long time embodiment of all that has & is going wrong in this country, Butler is an offensive, lefty, BAME, white hating, sack of sh1t, who’s very existence grinds my gears, and who, like ‘Lammy’ & all the rest, should be called out for what they are…. RACISTS, who want anyone who doesn’t fit their demographic, silenced & trodden underfoot.
I hope her house gets burgled by her ‘brovas’ & the police don’t call round for fear of being labelled ‘Racist’

…. and another! This time from Vernon Fox…

“Racial profiling”

Racial profiling is what some people (not white ones) accuse the Police of when they are stopped for a check – as we all can be. Dawn “whitey hater and baiter” and a black “athlete” have both been whining that they were racially profiled.
YOU WEREN’T! – you were stopped by the Police when you were driving – as Thousands are every day – but you are determined to invent racism where there is none. And you didn’t mind racial profiling to get you elected did you Dawn?
Are black people excluded from the road traffic laws and enforcement that we all have to follow then? Is this not inherent racism in itself? Are black people suddenly above the law (answers on a recycled postcard to “Black Looting Murderers”, C/O everywhere they fucking live).
Back to your fried chiggun Dawn, stop the racial profiling of white Police officers and for goodness sake check your black privilege!
Extra points for anyone remembering the name of Guy Gibson’s dog..

(Although tempting, please dial down any racial comments – Admin)

Sorry to be a boring old bastard but may I humbly request another cunting for James Corden.

Just seen a picture of the unfunny cunt sporting a beard (the face that should be hit by a thousand bricks)

The man is a mega cunt as it is, his face now represents a rather tatty Mangalitzer’s (curly coated variety of pig from Hungary getting popular here in Lincolnshire as the Lincolnshire curly coated pig became extinct in the 1970’s) nether regions.

He may have wads of wonga but he has no class, style,or anything else.and about as funny as a doctors waiting room full of illegals with infectious TB, new varieties of the Pox and AIDS.

Nominated by: Black biscuit 

Emergency rubber dinghy size cunting for the Border Farce, Polis and Serco, who are all complicit in bringing 100s of illegal migrants to our shores everyday then shipping them quietly off out of Dover to house them in hotels all over the country.

U.K. Patriot was arrested yesterday at a car park in Dover for filming one of these fine fellows going about his work ushering the gimmegrants into the bus.

It’s a fucking silent invasion and no one in power in this poxy government is doing a fucking thing to prevent it.

Nominated by ?????????

(edited for unacceptable racist language – Admin)

A pebble dashed, burning ring cunting for that diabolical malady with the Medical term of “Gastric Upset ” but better described as “a dose of the Screaming Shits. ”

For two days now I have not been able to be more than a few steps away from the throne as the bubbling volcano in my guts keeps erupting without warning. All I have had to eat is dry toast and am trying to keep hydrated.

I suspect it all started from a dodgy seafood Pizza. I have never had it as bad as this before. My freckle is red raw from all the scouring and blotting.

Any fellow cunters know of a quick cure? Immodium has done fuck all and the antibiotics have not kicked in.

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt

(Enjoy your breakfast! – Admin)