Before lockdown, my choice of exercise was swimming. Something you can do now but not here in Leicester, but that’s not the cunting. It’s the apps. ‘How many steps have you done? Loads, probably because I’ve got the runs.’ Fuck off, you cunt.

I’m not allowed to go swimming, I’ve devised a speedwalk up and down three hills that I do three time times a week to assist with keeping me fit (can’t run, bad back – as an aside I’m listening to knee grows bitch about whatever on the fahkin’ news).

I’ve had few but fitness apps deserve a cunting.

CUNTS!

(Sorry admin. I’ve had ‘a few’)

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

This is the group that marched through Brixton(where else) with other groups , demanding reparations on Afrikan Emancipation Day.

F F Force stands for Forever Family Force. Sounds quite innocent doesn’t it until you realise it doesn’t include honky families like yours or mine bruv.

You’ll get the true picture when you click on the link below. However, be warned, it will superheat your piss in seconds.

These cunts are a paramilitary force, dressed in black t shirts, berets and some wearing stab vests. The photos paint a really sinister picture. Perhaps it’s the replacement Met Police force warming up? Equally fuckin’ threatening is the message some posters give eg. You’re lucky it’s only reparation we’re after and not revenge.

Now if this had been one of the “many” far right groups trying to spread a message of hate, there’s not one Doc Martin would be allowed to touch the street. However, in this present climate, anything BLM is not off limits.

This gutless government and Met Police Force are now reaping what they’ve sown.
This all goes back to the time hate preachers could say what they wanted on London’s streets, followed by Extinction Rebellion forcing London to a standstill.

If you don’t draw a line on these “freedoms” early on then it becomes harder to establish when lines have been crossed.

Fuck the Friggin’ Force.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8583555/Dozens-protesters-aiming-lock-Brixton-march-London-streets.html

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt 

and a late late late addition from W. C. Boggs 

IMARM AYTON

An I-gets-weary-and-sick-of-tryin’ cunting please for this malodrous little tart (or is it? could it be a tall bloke doing drag in black face?), who with her equally ugly sidekicks prance up and down in paramilitary garb “defending” those poor downtrodden little darkies:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8607797/Activist-feted-Vogue-heart-paramilitary-style-black-power-protest-group.html

If only that littkle shitstain Sadiq Khan hadn’t sold Boris’s water cannons at a knockdown prize, these arrogant bleeders could have been given their first decent wash since mammy took them home from the maternity unit.

What is even worse is that the FFF group are not only threatening civil unrest, they have two brain cells amongst them – her leader, a confirmed anti-Semite says he has 100 members tooled up with martial arts training who “could replace the police” (what for the whole of London sonny?, your compatriots are everywhere in London in virtually every one of the 32 boroughs). There wouldn’t be enough to have one at every chiggun shop in East London, let alone Brixton.

The biggest laugh of the lot is that this down to earth lassie is the cover girl for the white privleged magazine Vogue. The brainless meet the brain dead – a match made in hell.

Mammy!…………….

I’ve always loved chocolate biscuits; Blue Ribands, McVitie’s dark chocolate half-covered, Cadbury’s chocolate fingers… You name it, I’ll eat it.

But there’s always an exception to the rule, and in my case, that exception is the mess that is a Wagon Wheel. In the dim and distant past of my childhood, a kindly aunt once gave me one of these as a treat, which of course I was duty bound to finish.

Its particular nauseating blend of chocolate, marshmallow and biscuit was how I imagine eating sickly plasticine would taste. I’ve not eaten another in the sixty-odd years since.

That is, until today.

The wife and I are currently enjoying a few days away with the family, and earlier my elder granddaughter came up to me with cup and tea and asked ‘would you like a Wagon Wheel, grandad?’. Now I didn’t even know that these things were still made. Memory prompted me to decline the offer, but she persisted; ‘go on grandad, they’re great, you’ll love them’.

Oh well, I thought, why not? Taste can change, and perhaps I’ve been wrong for all these years, so I took a bite. Fucking hell, it was even worse than I recall. The cunts at Burton’s have heightened the nausea factor even further by putting jam into the mix. Uckityfuck!.

‘The maverick of the biscuit world, with an epic sense of adventure’, speels the Burton’s Biscuits website. You’ve got to be fucking joking. I wouldn’t eat this crap if I was offered a lifetime’s supply for free.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

I nominate James Abbott-Thompson for a widely anticipated CUNTING,

The spawn of the Flabbopotamous and David Ayensu-Thompson, a Ghanaian ARCHITECT!!, who managed to endure the horror of marriage to the aforementioned Labour Shadow Home Secretary for almost two years before following tradition and abandoning his family.

As predicted, James used the mental health get out card, rather than his Mum’s default position of Race card. She sent the latterly drug addled child to fee paying School and then managed to shoehorn him into Cambridge and the Diplomatic Service, before the entitled CUNT started to get into serious drug taking (rather than architecture).

He now has “an indefinite hospital order” rather than a much deserved prison sentence and will no doubt be quietly released back into the community when it is hoped that nobody will notice.

A family of over-indulged, absolute CUNTS.

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot 

This is a quote from Nadia Whittome MP (Lab).

‘We must not fetishise “debate” as though debate is itself an innocuous, neutral act. The very act of debate in these cases is an effective rollback of assumed equality and a foot in the door for doubt and hatred.’

It was on a Twitter post about trans rights but it’s not that that’s an issue for me. It’s the fact that she’s sees debate as a bad, and harmful, thing. In other words, she’s a fucking cunt. (in other words, she’s implying STFU if you don’t agree with me – admin)

She was elected to parliament in 2019 and shows the problem that the Labour party, as official opposition, has. People like her need to be purged from the party, not elected to parliament.

Don’t think this issue doesn’t affect other parties and the government itself, as the recent nomination of Gavin Williamson shows.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt