Been postponed until August 29th and may well not happen.

However I am a massive fan of this event. Not a great fan of cycling but this is a spectacular, made for tv sporting event and I fucking love it. I’ve been to stages in France, London and Yorkshire and it is shit. It may be free but it is shit. Watching on the telly is very different and I love it, don’t care what any cunt says. Don’t like it don’t watch it cunt!

However, I fear that this year every rider will be “taking the knee” before every stage, there will be helicopter shots of “Black Lives Matter” on the roads and in adjoining fields, endless interviews with black riders and white wokeys griping about raaaaay-sism. For fucks sake get you libtard claws out of sport you cunts. We want to see sport,

competition not to be lectured by cunts who don’t like democracy. Just fuck off with this bullshit you commie cunts.

My only hope is that the French, the biggest racists in Western Europe, won’t allow this to happen, but money always talks.

This may be the last Tour I will be watching.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Honestly, virtue-signalling Hollywood luvvies are a real hoot, and boy, there are a lot of these clowns about.

Latest to jump on the “woke” bandwagon and start spouting pretentious crap is Julianne Moore, who says that she now “regrets” playing a lesbian character in “The Kids Are Alright”. In the film Moore played Jules, a lesbian raising two children with her partner Nic (Annette Bening).

Moore gushes “in this movie about a queer family, all the principal actors were straight. I look back and go ‘ouch, wow!’ “. She burbles on ” we need to give real representation to people”. I take this to mean that in her opinion, gays should portray gays, trangenders should portray transgenders, enabling them to draw upon their vital “life experience” in the process.

Well Julianne, just let me say that I for one think that you’ve opened your mouth and let your belly rumble; you’re spouting the Hollywood gobblydegook party line that you feel obliged to. Think about it for a second. Do you think, for example, that Cate Blanchett (a woman, I believe) shouldn’t have played Bob Dylan?. Do you think that Jodie Foster and Rupert Everett shouldn’t play heterosexuals?. Jamie Foxx played the blind Ray Charles, Colin Firth played a man struggling with an incredibly debilitating speech impediment. Eddie Redmayne starred as the wheel-chair bound paraplegic Stephen Hawking.

All three won Oscars, as did you for your performance in “Still Alice”, the story of a woman struggling with dementia. Unless you’ve been keeping it a close secret, I don’t believe that you suffer from this terrible affliction.

No dahling, your talk about giving “real representation” to people is arty-farty bollocks, whatever barmy “woke” dogma might suggest. No actor is the character they play on screen.

What you and your fellow performers are paid large sums to do is what Larry Olivier (dear, dear boy) used to refer to as, er, acting. Just stop with the cringeworthy luvvy bullshit already. Go down your line and it’s going to be damned hard to find someone to portray Peter Sutcliffe when they get around to making “The Yorkshire Ripper”.

Daft bat.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A pull on your wellies for a not so eco-friendly cunting of this clueless silver-spooned twat. Ben Goldsmith is part of the famed Goldsmith banking dynasty but in recent years has been enthralled by eco-mentalists like the Green Party and recently launched a ‘rewilding’ programme from his country pile in Somerset.

Rewilding is a trendy conservation concept of restoring and protecting natural processes and letting the land return to its original state and returning apex predators to encourage biodiversity. All well and good in theory to chin stroking Islington wine circles but Ben got a bit excited and released 20-40 red deer – without putting in deer fencing – who promptly escaped from his land and started destroying crops and food stores on neighbouring farms and smallholdings as well as being a TB risk to cattle.

Furious farmers demanded he round them up and like a seasoned politician has been spinning them a line of Jackanory bollocks saying “Its being dealt with”, then later admitting he “bullshitted” them. He has also been accused of releasing wild boar which he denies but has admitted to feeding them.

I don’t claim to know the benefits of rewilding when managed responsibly but respect the countryside and the people who live there and make a living from it often in trying times. This hobby farming knob end has been taking the piss, acted irresponsibly and the cherry on top of the cowpat is that he sits on the board of the government department, DEFRA, no doubt thanks to daddies millions so thinks the rules and red tape don’t apply to people like him.

His one saving grace is that he didn’t do it in a certain part of Northumberland or the story might be one of a drive-by tractor shooting with the suspect escaping very slowly shouting “Fucking townies, tally-ho and FUCK OFF”.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

The F1 and FIA deserve a nomination.

After being pressured by that arrogant, self-important cunt, Hamilton, it has been announced that there will be an anti-racism protest at the British Grand Prix.

For fuck’s sake, you cowardly bastards. F1 is a SPORT. Overpaid cockwombles in over engineered cars are supposed to race each other around a track. That’s it. That’s all normal people are interested in.

We don’t give a fuck about the politics of some overpaid tax exile, who should have been told to shut the fuck up and drive. If you want to make a statement, how about you point out to the cunt Hamilton that wearing a large chain with a padlock on it, whilst being interviewed, does not make him a fucking slave. Especially when he has several million quid in the bank and works for and wears the branded merchandise of a German company that actually used slave labour during the second world war.

Come on F1 and FIA, grow a fucking spine. Remind Hamilton that he is in a VERY privileged position, having been given EVERY opportunity to rise to the top, when other kids weren’t so fortunate. And also, tell him that if he wants to get into politics, to quit F1 and get himself fucking elected. Of course, that would mean him having to return to the UK, where he would have to pay tax.

Until you do that, F1 and FIA, you’re pathetic, knee bending cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

I’ve never liked this cunt, mouthy irritating talk show host who tries to be the A lister regardless of who she is interviewing.

Now, the orc faced witch has come under fire, for, well, being a cunt. Former staff have exposed her diva type behaviour, don’t talk to her, don’t look at her, etc, and it has opened a floodgate of stories of similar cuntishness.

Hopefully this will spell the end of her career, as I would be a slightly happier person if I never saw her rat face again, and could revel in the fact that she craves fame and acceptance, and without it, self loathing would probably be the end of her.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

…. and seconded by:Miles Plastic 

Ellen Degeneres

There’s a libtard implosion going on at the moment. I am sure cunters have seen it on their news feeds and not taken much interest. But it does speak to something about said liberals.
I never liked her. False as hell I thought.
‘Be kind’ ho ho ho. That was her slogan. ‘Be unkind’ seems to be what went on.
Oh and the endless cheering, everyone standing up when each guest came on.
‘Married’ to a woman. So progressive in sexual politics.
Turns out there was a terrible ‘toxic’ atmosphere on the set with racism, bullying.
It just goes to show that the Progressives have very traditional human weaknesses, traits, character faults, whatever you want to call it. That with all their ‘new ideas’ about human relationships it’s still about old words like ‘jealousy’, ‘envy’, ‘covertness’ ‘greed’, ‘anger’ (she tried to get a waitress sacked because she served her meal with broken nail polish) ‘sloth’ well in human relationships she was lazy you could say, ‘pride’ is the word. ‘I am important’, ‘I can do what I like’
Her whole life has fallen apart.
This should be a learning moment for her..