A hand-me-down-my-walkin’-cane, red beans and rice, George Mitchell Choir* with dancing girls cunting please for our old friend, so busy dishing out that ole’ black magic, David Lammy, now a Shadow minister in Dame Keir’s gang show.

Amazon advertise everything – including shoes. Shoes come in various colours (though I suspect Hammy Lammy would follow Henry Ford’s maxim “you can have any colour as long as it is black”)

Amazon have been advertising a naughty brown shoe, known for decades in it’s tone colour as “N*gger Brown” (I hesitate to use the full name in case it makes little Dave spit his dummy our again). With everything that is wrong with the country and the economy and the nations health at the moment, you would think even a halfwit like Lammy would have better things to complain about? Well, you would be wrng. What an arsehole that cretin is:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/david-lammy-amazon-shoe-description-a4515991.html

Amazon will send him a bargain bucket of KFC and a ton of Jaffa Cakes as compensation for his hurt feelings – yusss, sirr

* Mr. Mitchell’s choir used to provi the jolly souns on the BBC TV show “The Black & White MInstrel Show” – you are probably too young to remember or care! ?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Please keep any racial invective down to a minimum with your replies – Day Admin)

A nomination for the so called piece of art on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square.
Not sure what it’s supposed to be, looks like an albino walnut whip with a cherry on top.

Designed by some so called artist called Helen Philippson, I think.
Let’s hope that the pigeons soon make their own useful contribution to this pile of cack.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

“Described as representing “exuberance and unease” and a “monument to hubris and impending collapse”, The End, by British artist Heather Phillipson, will stay in place until spring 2022.” – . You just couldn’t make this shit up! – admin

(No doubt this glam-pic will give Cuntstable Cuntbubble the horn! – admin)

Priti Patel is a cunt.

Does her bullshit and do her false promises never end? The latest one being that a ‘furious’ Patel is thinking about calling in the Royal Navy to halt the tide of illegal immigrants arriving as the Covid crisis still rages.

Now, any fool knows that is exactly what Her Majesty’s Navy should be doing. Protecting Britain and its people from both the savage and the invader. But there’s the rub. Patel is only ‘thinking’ about it and that is all she will do, because that is all she ever does and all she ever will do.

Good at acting tough and gobbing off, but the truth is she is fucking useless, just like the rest of them. Patel is all talk and no action. And if she deploys the RN and serious action is taken against these human filth and the boats they arrive in, then I will show my arse in Albert Square. The real one in Manchester, mind. Not the NeverEnders shithole off the telly.

Nominated by: Norman

….and seconded by: Ron Knee

Gimmegrants
Ah, the delights of high summer. Temperatures soar, and so do the number of ‘refugees’ (as ‘The Groaniad’ terms them) punting it out into the Channel in dinghies, inflatable paddling pools, surfboards and what have you.

More often than not, this traffic is facilitated by our good friends and allies across the water, who seem happy to turn a blind eye when it suits them. According to reports, more than 350 illegals arrived on UK shores on 6th and 7th August alone, crossing through a number of ‘safe’ countries to get to soft touch Britain.

Get here, and it’s nailed on they’ll get to stay. The more that get to stay, the more it serves to encourage others to arrive and exercise their command of English; ‘gimme room, gimme health care, gimme food and clothes, gimme money’. And guess who’s paying for all of this…

I see that our illustrious Home Secretary Pretty Priti is ‘thinking’ of deploying the Royal Navy to try and stem the gimmegrant hoards. A bit late if you ask me; ‘horse bolted’ and ‘stable door’ comes to mind. I don’t know about you lot out in IsACland, but I for one am fucking sick of being taken for a ride on this. Charity fucking well begins at home.

.…and a late entry from Vernon Fox (clearly she’s on a lot of people’s shitlist!)

Priti Patel – the Woman who makes Boris look competent!

A much deserved cunting for the brown battleship herself – Priti Patel. Priti talks tough on immigration and does NOTHING. Every day hordes of immigrant rats (call them what they are) invade our Country in direct contravention of international law and Priti thunderbutt does the precise sum of fuck all except get more bloated – cut down on the taxpayer funded luxury food Priti – they will soon have to load you into the House of Commons in a JCB bucket.

Thick, bone idle and the epitome of dishonest incompetence, who, just like a certain Ms Chakrabarti has made a fortune and a career whilst being utterly useless – Patel has been an abject failure in every position she has been given (with the possible position she took up on all fours in front of Boris the jellyfish to get the job), a proven liar and bullshitter but completely unsackable because she is a Woman and BAME.
Priti – for the good of Great Britain and my sanity FOR GODS SAKE JUST GO!

A cunting in triplicate please for the Office of National Statistics, who has reported today – and taken up by the BBC and other Dame Kweer lovers everywhere with great glee – that England has the highest rate of excess deaths due to Covid19.

Of course, what the ONS or the BBC has failed to report is that we probably take more bloody illegal immigrants than every other country, who are free to spread their germs at will, not to mention the rubber boat hirers that turn up in Dover and scamper away undetected.

I am sure Starmer will be creaming his TenaLadies at this news and will work it into his next speech

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Let’s stop pretending everyone needs a degree. They don’t. Half the people on my degree course would’ve been better off leaving school at 16 and stacking shelves or wiping down tables in McDonalds.

Going to university simply prolongs the delusion of them believing they’re ‘gifted’.
I was told by my lecturer in English that three (including me) present out of twenty-odd would’ve been the only ones to get on the course ten years beforehand. The rest of the class bunked off when we called their bluff on a debate on X Factor being a waste of time. They didn’t fancy being humiliated for being thick and took the afternoon off.

I did think about taking an MA but frankly found the idea of going back to university horrifying. It must be more intellectually stimulating feeding Cow and Gate to the cerebrally fucked than being a university tutor in this day and age.

The fact is students are simply not very bright. They don’t even understand the nuances of humour enjoyed by tradesmen. They know nothing about anything and they don’t know how to talk to anyone more than 5 years older than themselves.

They are cunts. Nowadays I tell the prats stupid enough to say ‘well I have a degree in X or Y’ that they’d better ask for their money back because they all seem to have left university more stupid than when they began.

They can’t hack it. On social media they can block or mute you but in real life they can’t do or say a fucking thing. It’s like looking at a dog you’ve shouted at for shitting on the carpet. They simply have no clue how to react.

Too thick for university, too soft for the workplace.

Unkle Terry, stoke the fire…

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime