I would like nominate Ash Sarkar, another self styled ‘corbynista’ with a vast hatred for this country and most people in it. Yesterday she came out with the following

“The sectors being ratfucked the hardest-pubs, venues, arts and culture are the only things which make living on this wretched island bearable…”

Can I kindly suggest you fuck off to North Korea or Venezuela then Miss Sarkar? Seeing as you previously said you are “literally a communist” these kind of places are right up your street.

These cunts that hate Britain should be offered a one way ticket out of here, preferably to push them out of the plane over the Atlantic somewhere, maybe she’d get picked up by some of her mates in a dinghy…

Nominated by: Laughing Gravy 

I get a few calls a week from unknown numbers, I usually look them up on the inter web to see who’s trying to scam me or sell me something I don’t want. I just received such a call, didn’t answer and looked up the number as usual, the first comment was as below.

‘Ruined a good helmet tug, to make matters worse the ringtone alerted my wife who burst in on me. My dinners just gone in the bin and she’s wheeled off to spend a few days at her mothers. Bloody scammers ruined my life!!!!’

This has to be one of us surely?

To sum up cold callers are cunts but this bloke made me laugh, he should of answered the call and carried on tugging.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Now I know a lot of older cunters wont like this (especially Boss Admin. Tread carefully, MNC! – DA).
They grew up with “big John” as a cowboy hero.
But John Wayne couldnt act. He could only play John wayne!
Think he died of dry rot he was that fuckin wooden.
I like westerns, but more a Clint eastwood fan.
John Wayne, the Duke?..
The hell he is.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

(Just so long as Boss Admin knows I had nothing to do with this – NA)

I’m cunting nervous laughs.

I’m a fan of the American TV show ‘Pawn Stars’. It’s about a pawn shop in Las Vegas, some interesting things on it, it’s light hearted, and I like the stars of the show Rick Harrison, his son Corey and morbidly obese assistant Chumley.

The only thing I don’t like is Rick laughs after every single thing he says.

“It’d be around $500,hehehe”
“I’m going to have to call my coin guy, hehehe”

Now I like him he’s a nice bloke and I know he can’t help it, it’s a nervous laugh, he means no harm. But it boils my blood for some reason, if I worked there id either
A) develop a nervous tic of my own suppressing my growing rage
B) snap.
Scream “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU CUNT?!!!
Then feel sad at hurting his feelings.

Can this be cured this nervous laugh thing?
It needs to be, its annoying as fuck.

Heeheehee..

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

(Exhibit A – DA   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFYFXrNpMU&ab_channel=PawnStars)

Cough and say “ahh” please for a cunting for the British Medical Association, who Whitty-like, has been stirring up the scare stories about Covid 19 today, now breathlessly demanding “face coverings” (face nappies) for every working environment, unless you work solo.

They had some self important old tart and a parking stanley rep of the BMA on Wireless 4 PM just now, and of course they are lapping it up. Like a pair of old maids, scaring each other with stories about a dangerous rapist on the loose, both the BMA/BBC were really wheeling out the hyperbole, tempered with that faux concerned tone of voice..

Of course, the fact that many people will be travelling on buses and trains where the ignorant fuckers will be wearing their nappies as chinstraps never even crosses their minds…..

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs