As the fraudulent, stolen election enters it’s second week, let’s have a flat on her back, legs in the air cunting for Kamala “Flatback” Harris.

Instead of my usual long winded, dissertational cunting, I’m simply going to cunt the cunt and let you English cunters read the links for yourself.

“Old Flatback” got here name because she was the bought and paid for Mistress of former California Assembly Speaker Willie Brown. Willie was married at the time (albeit living separately from his wife) when he took on the young Kamalatoe as his concubine.

She was 30 years younger than the married Speaker and quit her job to be his full time mistress. He showered her with gifts of clothing, jewelry and even gave her a car. A BMW no less!

He appointed her to 2 political patronage positions where she received a combined compensation of well over $150,000 a year (in 1990s dollars.) She was always at his side and introduced to the movers and shakers of the Commiefornia Demonrat party.

There was even public speculation that they were to be married. But after Willie was elected Mayor of Sad Fagcisco, Commiefornia, he dumped “Old Flatback” and went back to his wife.

Using the “connections” she acquired while being “under” him, the tarnished and scorned concubine later ran for office in as a prosecutor. When elected she sent a message to Brown stating that if he so much as jaywalked she would prosecute him to the full extent of the law.

In her published biography, “Old Flatback” failed to even mention her old “mentor.” But in a published interview she was forced to acknowledge that her “association” with him would always be an albatross around her neck.

I bet none of you English cunters knew any of this. You sure as hell didn’t hear it in the press coverage of the election cycle. But there is a major story published in September of 2020, detailing all of it in your own reviled Daily Mail. (As well as multiple other outlets. But be advised…you do have to hunt for it as the corrupt Google algorithms have done their best to hide any reference to it. Nonetheless, Google it for yourself and you can read in great detail how this cunt rose from her knees to the very pinnacle of American politics.

So that’s the story of how a poor Markleoid form Canada…oh yes look for that too…became the heir apparent to Creepy Uncle Joe. (I know what you cunters are thinking!)

Kamala “Flatback” Harris…a true cunt if there ever was one.

NOTE: To the Admin Team; If I may be allowed to make a request. Should you deem this nomination worthy of publication, please post a picture of the young “Flatback” with her “mentor” Willie Brown.

(The £25 Amazon voucher certainly helped – DA)

https://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8623781/Kamala-Harris-affair-San-Franciscos-black-mayor-Willie-Brown.html

That’s all for now but remember:

White Lives Matter
Armed Resistance
Never Surrender

Other sources include but not not limited to: Wikipedia and The New York Times

Nominated by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

Jews don’t like em, cut em off.
And i see their point.
Mines like a carrier bag , have to roll it up like a midgets jeans.
Sometimes when having a gypsy it stops the stream of widdle and im pissing 2 jets!!

Its why I prefer pissing outdoors, once got it trapped in my zip,
Now that gets the heart racing!
And when younger a heavy handed young lady snapped my banjo string, causing fair bit of blood and me to howl like a bloodhound.
Its a liability.

On the plus side it looks like Walter Matthau without his teeth in.
Anyone else got a troubled me foreskin?
Send Admin a pic, (No! Definitely don’t send any pics of your gnarled old droopy bits, thanks – DA)
Best one wins a prize.

(Don’t be a tease DA, we all know you like dick pics – NA)

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

Not to be outdone by other woke infested national organisations such as the British Museum and the National Trust, the Imperial War Museum has that it too is now seeking to trash British History. And their target is the man commonly referred to as the “Greatest Brit”, Winston Churchill himself.

We all know that Churchill was far from perfect. He suffered from depression and was a deeply flawed individual. But now the IWM are seeking to frame Churchill not as the British driving force for Victory against the Nazis and the Japs, but as a filthy racist, who hated anyone who wasn’t white. Churchill was a product of his time. He wasn’t perfect, but he stood by his principles.

After the disaster of Gallipoli, he was removed from the Admiralty, and later resigned from government and joined the Army (having previously served as an officer). He then did a tour in the trenches on the Western Front. While serving on the Belgian Front, he and his men suffered nearly THREE MONTHS of continuous shelling, and he was very nearly killed when a large piece of shrapnel landed between him and his cousin, the 9th Duke of Marlborough.

I wonder if the IWM will mention that when the inevitable report labelling him a nasty racist, homophobic, Islamophobe is published. Nah, I don’t suppose they will.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

It may not have escaped the attention of cunters that there is currently a lot of activity around the ownership of certain God forsaken arse end islands, mainly French, dotted across the South Seas. Even old Blighty has received rumblings of discontent if not blatant insurrection from former staunch and well bribed members of the Commonwealth such as the Maldives, Jamaica and Barbados. So wazzup bro?

Chests o’gold me hearties , treasure beyond imagining cuz, and all down to ownership of a piss hole island and better yet a chain of islands that all come with miles of undersea territory per island with mineral rights attached. Uncle Rasta’s biggest score ever and all legit. Cousin Jonny Frog is on a mega score as well because the cunts still retain vast numbers of pissoirs or island colonies on the quiet despite being a lead member of the EU.

How so? In 1945 the all conquering Yanks pioneered the idea of owning oceans by promoting the theory of extended continental shelf of submerged landmass – claiming a continent did not end at the shoreline but ownership by a nation extended into the ocean. Prior to this, countries could only lay claim to the land extending 22 nautical miles (22km) from land’s end.

Over 40 percent of the world’s oceans have already been assigned to legal continental shelves, i.e. a land mass extended from the continent itself to the continental margin which is between the shoreline and the shelf break (where land slopes further into the water). Claims on expanded geological continental shelves make up another 10 percent of the ocean – a process riddled with loopholes and Froggy fraud. It is now projected that around 57 percent of the oceans will eventually be under the control of coastal states.

As new discoveries of oil and gas continue to fuel greed to claim sole rights to the ocean bed, bent geologists are used squabble over competing undersea land grabs. Trust The Science. We all know about that one.

Thus I give you Elie Jarmache above, a central casting Froggie cunt with a typical line in smirks, eye rolling, contemptuous sneers, shrugs , arm semaphores and garlic breath. The cunt fronts the French Maritime Law Commission tasked with carving up the Maritime Zones of the World for the benefit of La Belle France.

“Science is decisive for expanding the continental shelf, because all the petitions are based on science. Geological data, seismic data, scientific studies. Everything depends on this information. You can’t go to the Commission on the Limits of the Continental Shelf and say, ‘I am a member of the Security Council and want to expand my country’s continental shelf.’ That’s not how it works. Politics has no place here.”

While you laugh that one off, unfortunately poor old Blighty has gone asleep at the wheel rather over the murky doings beneath the sea. A veritable undersea land grab and hoovering of mineral rights, territorial rights, oil rights, gas and sand. Sand? Sand is the new gold in a world of concrete and rapidly depleting reserves and vanishing beaches.

Where does that leave us in our Post Brexit New Nationhood? Back of the queue Blighty as usual.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

It appears that everyone’s (least) favourite little Communist agitator and certified soy-boy has started up a new patreon.

I guess champagne socialists still need to make money. The world has gone completely off the rails in 2020 and it seems so does Comrade Owen.

In just one day he has managed to get 1,300 people to subscribe to his little capitalist enterprise. I’ll certainly give him his credit where it’s due in managing to get such a high number of followers. There are 6 tiers of membership that you can pay ranging from £4 a month to £129.50 a month while claiming all tiers are equal!! That means if you pay only £4 you’re on equal footing with someone who’s dumped £125.50 more!!!

Now why would anyone pay more than the lowest tier to watch and listen to this twat? Actually, you don’t need to answer that one. These people are following Owen Jones so logic, common sense and the ability to think for think for themselves has obviously never been their biggest skill anyway!!

So what’s on this new channel?? I’m sure you can all guess – challenging the powerful, confronting injustice and fighting the “far-right”. Basically, the usual buzzwords his braindead followers love to hear.

He also claims all the money is going to hire staff to work on his channel. He’s obviously too lazy to do it himself, and he even says he’s going to pay them union wage. Now there was another left-wing media outlet that tried the same thing last year and the staff ended up staging a protest!!!

It looks like work at the Guardian might be drying up now that Owen has helped Labour lose 2 elections in a row with the last one by a monumental amount!!!

Socialism might not be free but hypocrisy is priceless…..

Nominated by: Cunt me in

…and seconded by Quick Draw McGraw

Owen Jones. Yes, that smug, self important little spunk monkey. It seems the Guardian have begun to tire of this ridiculous little tit, and have cut his YouTube channel. Never one to willingly be silenced, Jones has decided to set up his own YouTube channel with which to spout his far left bullshit. He’s also set up a Patreon account with six levels of membership, which range in price from £3 up to £116. The lower three levels are titled “Grassroots”, “Comrade” and “Solidarity”. Can you imagine being so stupid that you would be willing to pay a single penny for the privilege of hearing this fragile, egotistical twat talk bollocks? I can’t. Apparently though, there are some who are SO stupid, they’re willing to part with up to £116.

There’s talk that the Guardian won’t be renewing Jones’ contract when it’s up, which would be one of the smartest things they’ve ever done. Whether it’s true or not remains to be seen. However, it seems that supposedly arch anti-capitalist, Jones has decided to find himself another payday, via capitalism, just in case. Tantrum Boy is no stranger to hypocrisy, back in 2017 he publicly called for Corbyn to quit as leader, then pretended he didn’t really mean it when Corbyn won the leadership contest. Something he took an enormous amount of shit for, and still does, from the demented retards of Momentum.

YouTube is already awash with cunts who think they’re experts on everything, especially politics, why the fuck would anyone want to subscribe to the channel of Tantrum Boy, a man sized toddler who, during some of his previous televised appearances, has spat his dummy out and stormed out of the interview when presented with facts that challenge the bullshit he threw out, because he was unable to counter or refute them? And now he expects people to PAY hear him talk shit.

Fuck off Jones.