Piers Morgan is a cunt, even Jeremy Clarkson thinks he,s a cunt so what can you say, cunted by a cunt.

This argumentative gobshite cunt just gets on my tits for being a cunt, i cant even narrow it down theres so many reasons this piece of shit needs a cunting, from the time he wakes up until he goes to bed he,s an uba cunt and he never seems to stop.

Give it a rest Piers you don’t have to be a cunt everyday of your life, take a break, it cant be easy and don’t pretend you don’t try really hard to be like this, i don’t believe it come naturally, you wouldn’t still be around, I’m sure your parents would have seen to that.

If only i could time travel, i could go back, give is old man a johnny and a good hard kick in the fucking giblets…..fuck you Piers your a cunt, sounds like the lyrics to a Lilly mong song doesn’t it….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

The cost of working from home is a cunt.

The work from home (WFH) option has been a no-no for a very long time. At least it has in IT circles. Management seem to think that if they can’t actually see you at your desk, then you’re not doing your job. Odd that they don’t seem to trust the very same people they themselves hired. Some companies have used occasional WFH as a perk or a no-cost-to-them benefit for some of their employees. Seriously. Other companies have used a WFH policy as a means to depress salaries. The logic seems to be eliminating a commute means employees are more willing to work for less and accept non-tangible benefits as part of their overall compensation. Fact is, commuting or not doesn’t change the value of someone’s work or output. Furthermore, any ‘benefit’ derived from not commuting is directly proportional to the employee’s distance from their place of work. As such, the ‘benefit’ cannot be applied uniformly and is therefore unfair and discriminatory.

The curse of the ‘Rona has proved companies can survive with a remote workforce and the remote workforce does in fact continue to do its job. Who would have thunk it? Onsite office space for every employee may well be a thing of the past. Consider the cost savings for the employer. The elimination or reduction of:

* office space rent
* office furniture
* office heating/cooling
* other building utility costs for lighting, water, sewage, drainage, etc.
* onsite subsidised catering, free tea/coffee, etc.
* various insurances
* general building/grounds maintenance costs like cleaning, landscaping, etc.

At the same time, you’re at home doing your job, possibly using a company laptop. Who’s paying for your increased usage of electricity, internet, heating/cooling, stationery supplies, additional equipment like external screens, printers, scanners, etc.? You are. Anyone expensing this back to their employer? No, didn’t think so. Anyone seen a nice bonus or salary increase to reflect your additional costs and the employer’s cost reductions ? No, didn’t think so.

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/mps-given-an-extra-10000-to-work-from-home/09/04/

Odd that. Discuss.

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

Ive a neighbour, about early 60s lives with his elderly mum,
Hes the most boring bastard on the planet.
Monotone, long rambling stories that have no punchline or point, he doesn’t get jokes,
Or sarcasm,
No inflection to his voice..zzzzz
Today im not working so took the dog for a walk in the woods,
Bumped into this cunt☹️
He took a quite interesting subject and made me want to hang myself from the nearest tree,
The dog looked like it wanted to join me!
If youve no mates, no missus, or bird then you need to reach a point of self examination,
And ask yourself honestly
‘am I a boring cunt?’
And if so, leave others who are happily playing in the woods alone.
The boring fucker.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

A nomination for US rapper (ie cunt) ‘Lil Uzi Vert’ who has had a £17.5m pink diamond surgically implanted in his forehead.

He told fans (more cunts) that the jewel was close to 11 carats and that it was his favourite possession – as well as being his most expensive purchase ever.
“I’ve been paying for a natural pink diamond from Elliot for years now,” he wrote.
“This one Stone cost so much I’ve been paying for it since 2017.
“I’m literally tryna turn into a Diamond,” he added.

Well he’s certainly turned into an even bigger cunt than he previously was.
I suspect there’s a few muggers waiting for him with a crowbar ready to gouge it out, or a machete. What an absolute cunt, ugly fucker too.

Nominated by: mystic maven

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13964674/lil-uzi-vert-critics-diamond-implanted-forehead/

I happened to be in Tesco the other day and wandered up the ready meal aisle by mistake. I was the only cunt in the aisle bar one chap staring at the Indian food in a box.

I thought to myself, who is buying this shit? Ready made meals have zero taste, are full of crap, god knows where the ingredients come from and how its made, and its sold in shitty plastic trays (usually).

Obviously I have tried ready meals before and I honestly can’t describe it as food, just gloopy yuck in a tray, yet the industry is worth billions in the UK.

Apparently Britons have 3 ready meals a week. What a bunch of lazy cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntologist

…and talking of ready meals here’s one from Uncle Monke,  about film lids on ready meals among other things 

I know this is a very specific cunting and in the grand scheme of things is very low down on the cuntometer, but it really pisses me off.

Bought myself a nice macaroni cheese from Sainsbury’s and followed the instructions to letter.

Remove outer sleeve and film lid.

Outer sleeve comes off no problem as it’s a cardboard sleeve.

Removing the film lid is however problematic.

I have never been able to successfully remove these in one piece. They always tear leaving little shards of film.

Like I said, it may not be a problem of stratospheric proportions but it really does boil my piss.

Or maybe I’m just an angry, angry man.