A counting again for Harry the fuck monkey and Megan Sparkle the media whore are apparently expecting a baby, so obviously they want to rev up the media interests so the can take them to court later,

I for one are looking forward to the next chapter of the half-blood Prince story from ISAC, so apart from getting some great piss taking fodder aside from that I don’t give a flying fuck about the sad fuckers….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

…and seconded by: Coolforcunts 

A get your sick bags ready Blaughhhhhh ? for the most hypocritical “we have left the public eye because we no longer want to be in the limelight” cunting for faux lightest of hues, Yoko Megain Ono and her dancing halfwitted ginger Prince of fools, Arry of dumbfuck cuckold wokism ?

Rejoice in the news that the first little heavily publicised cash-cow nonentity sprog is about to be conjoined by yet another Hello Magazine/Netflix, money making machine nonentity sprog, whilst it’s z list, no one ever heard of her before this, pretend ‘oh lawdy izit coz im blek’ mother starts counting all the proceeds of yet another media publicity and photo opportunity ?

If you thought some of the reality TV people that have been shat out in our face, like so many other Jade Badies worthless trash, and forgotten over several years were bad, be prepared for having to endure these nobody cares but you’ll have to look at us money grubbing cunts for potentially all eternity ?

It is difficult to think of a more scheming, conniving, manipulative and all round woke, Disney, villainess, than our very own advocate of ‘please leave us in peace’ failed cancelled soap “actress”?

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56065300
https://news.sky.com/story/prince-harry-and-meghan-duke-and-duchess-of-sussex-expecting-second-child-12218475

…and this from The Captain

Normally I would like to set the stage to my cunting but I don’t think it really needs one, the mere mention of the names should be superheating piss of cunters en mass….

12th Feb 2021: Sparkletits: This is a privacy victory not for us but for all….(in relation to their court win against a tabloid)

14th Feb 2021: Sparkletits and the Halfblood Prince (hat tip to a fellow cunter for that phrase, now de facto title for these vacuous turd gurglers in my place of work) in ALL the media they campaigned against: Hooorah! We are about to shat out another child……

What a pair of sanctimonious cunts. Beautifully demonstrated.

…and more support, this time from Quick Draw McGraw 

Harry and Meghan, once again. For a couple who claimed they moved to Montecito, California, for privacy they’ve been very…what’s the phrase?…gob shitey. There hasn’t been a week, barely a day even, when one or both of these tedious, holier than thou cockwombles hasn’t been in at least paper spouting off on subjects they know fuck all about. Y’know the sort of thing, climate change, politics, race issues. They do know an awful lot about privilege though. Especially the ginger whinger, he was born into the most privileged family in the UK, so you could say he’s an expert on that. What’s annoying about his pronouncements on that though, is his assumption that ALL white people are privileged. Cunt.

Well, now we’ve had the announcement that twinkletits is pregnant again. Whippy fucking woo. Now the MSM have yet another excuse to give publicity to this most publicity shy of couples. Every day, from now until the day that kid pops out, we will be bombarded with photos and stories about how Twinkletits is ‘glowing’. I wonder if they’ll set up another foundation in this sprog’s name? Wait, I don’t give a fuck. The MSM know that us ordinary folk are sick of these two, I’ve seen the comments. It’s time they were given the privacy they claim they wanted. THEN you’ll see just how desperate for publicity these two cunts are.

I would like to nominate the sweaty shit stain that is convicted terrorist Omar Latif, this peace of dog shit was locked up for terrorism planning and acts, was then released early, then summoned back to jail for fucking with his ankle tag, released again, then recalled back for more acts/ planning of terrorism including stabbings on London bridge and is now suing the Ministry of justice for locking him up unlawfully.

What a cunt his solicitor must be,probably the same cunt he looked after Shamishitta Begam, this country is fucked up beyond all recognition [FUBAR] for short, round all these cunts and their families up and send them back to the sand blasted shit holes they came from, peacefull religion my arse,,,cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/terrorist-who-plotted-to-blow-up-stock-exchange-sues-government-for-e2-80-98unlawful-e2-80-99-restrictions/ar-BB1dmQWM

I’d like a snow capped mountaineer nomination for Trevor Phillips as chair for the Green Park Consultancy. I did use to like this bloke but he has obviously joined his brethren and become a woke wanker.

Looks at this arsehole and ‘language’ he uses; snowy peaks and vanilla boys, if that’s not racism, I’m not sure what is? These people are never happy, regardless of how much effort good ol whitey makes!

Black bosses ‘shut out’ by ‘vanilla boys’ club’
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55910874
Typical in that racist comments can only go one way.

Maybe the reason there are no blacks at the top is because the chocolate boys have spent too long in the dark troughs of drug dealing rather than get an education and aim for the snowy peaks.

What about the dar keys mentioned in this article who have retired and obviously not done enough to encourage blacks to work up through the ranks. Either that or they weren’t up to a standard to promote. Blacks need to listen to Denzel for advice.

You can also add Rev Jarel Robinson-Brown to this nom who said “The cult of Captain Tom is a cult of White British Nationalism” http://chng.it/wyy9b9XZNC

Fuck off you racist bastard. This hero of WW11 has dragged this nation out of the pandemic doldrums for a while and achieved more in twelve months than you could in twelve lifetimes.

A vat of piss is on the boil and ready for you when you get sacked.

Nominated by: Little Lord Fontlacunt

(Priggery – A person who demonstrates an exaggerated conformity or propriety, especially in an irritatingly arrogant or smug manner. – From the Free Dictionary – DA)

Quite a few years ago, I was with a group of friends at the local saloon knocking back some beers and putting the world to rights.

The subject of how UK society would be remembered at this moment in the noughties came up. My two-pennyworth being we were living in the age of smuggery with cunts like the Beckhams, Blairs and other fucktards of that ilk being rammed down the old gulliver.

Some silly twat disagreed strongly and said we were living “in the age of care.” I found this drivel laughable and the prick’s 80 student/all Thatcher’s fault/limp wristed worldview utter bollocks. Silly fool.

But fellow esteemed cunters, I give you the current age…the age of priggery and the silly cunts who are part of this.

You don’t hear the word prig much anymore. It seems a 1920s word for some reason…like it gets used in a Jeeves and Wooster novel or book by E Waugh…utter dull shite both of them.

“A self-righteously moralistic person who behaves as if they are superior to others” according to an online dictionary.

As a percentage, how many cunts have I just summed up in the country, world?

Cunts everywhere, young, old, queer, straight, rich, poor, black, white…this bollocks has no demographic.

Let’s take the recent deceased poster-boy Captain Tom. Nice old boy who served in a particular nasty campaign. Why is it a decorated veteran of 100 who needed assistance to walk was doing laps of his garden for a public-funded service? It never sat right with me that cunts like Beckham, Morgan blah, blah, blah were queuing up to cash in. And no…I didn’t clap at 6.00pm. I don’t need to clap to show respect to the man. It really all seemed so very artificial and utter bullshit with his PR daughter and the media wanking off. Shades of Summer 1997..?

As the Stranglers sang….”Everybody loves you when your dead.”

A supposed friend of mine, spends his time trolling Facebook pages and groups arguing with randoms about opinions he disagrees with…the prick really does need to find himself a hobby. His latest offerings suggesting that those not liking the idea of a not fully tested vaccine for covid be all put together in a camp. The silly prick regards himself as a liberal. That’s what the nazis did to people who disagreed with them…

BLM, trans-gender politics, taking the knee, male-feminists, white-privilege…crap, crap, crap. Its like some kind of strange tournament…the biggest priggish cunt wins a dreadful prize and social media admiration until tomorrow afternoon when the next cunt is announced.

How up your own ass, how self-important, how right-on can you be? Apply here and take a knee…how about you go fuck yourself with this rusty bayonet? The pompous and morally superior dickheads can all walk across a minefield in the Sudan for starters.

I’m a regular bloke, I’m not perfect, I have my opinions and thoughts…unlike many I don’t need to be a cunt and shout it all out to prove how knowledgeable, fair, open-minded and clever I am…whilst giving a wry smile.

I wish all these cunts would shut up and fuck off…that alas seems quite unlikely.

Cunts…the lot of them.

Nominated by: Dandy Desmond 

The University of Leicester, what a set of woke cunts.

The BBC (who else) have reported that the University plans to drop English language and medieval literature courses, in favour of a “decolonised curriculum”. Instead they wish to introduce courses on sexuality, diversity and ethnicity.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-55860810

Some lecturers have already protested by resigning or returning their honorary doctorate at the plans.

I despair at stuff like this, we’re no longer allowed to teach/study our own history or language because it offends some cunt who doesn’t originate from here. Instead we should learn about trannies, ethnics and the acceptance of the two. Fuck off, the cunts won’t accept me for being a white and straight, so I certainly won’t be accepting them.

The whole world is going to the dogs.

Nominated by: elcuntio