Harry & Sparkletits (8)

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A counting again for Harry the fuck monkey and Megan Sparkle the media whore are apparently expecting a baby, so obviously they want to rev up the media interests so the can take them to court later,

I for one are looking forward to the next chapter of the half-blood Prince story from ISAC, so apart from getting some great piss taking fodder aside from that I don’t give a flying fuck about the sad fuckers….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

…and seconded by: Coolforcunts 

A get your sick bags ready Blaughhhhhh ? for the most hypocritical “we have left the public eye because we no longer want to be in the limelight” cunting for faux lightest of hues, Yoko Megain Ono and her dancing halfwitted ginger Prince of fools, Arry of dumbfuck cuckold wokism ?

Rejoice in the news that the first little heavily publicised cash-cow nonentity sprog is about to be conjoined by yet another Hello Magazine/Netflix, money making machine nonentity sprog, whilst it’s z list, no one ever heard of her before this, pretend ‘oh lawdy izit coz im blek’ mother starts counting all the proceeds of yet another media publicity and photo opportunity ?

If you thought some of the reality TV people that have been shat out in our face, like so many other Jade Badies worthless trash, and forgotten over several years were bad, be prepared for having to endure these nobody cares but you’ll have to look at us money grubbing cunts for potentially all eternity ?

It is difficult to think of a more scheming, conniving, manipulative and all round woke, Disney, villainess, than our very own advocate of ‘please leave us in peace’ failed cancelled soap “actress”?

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56065300
https://news.sky.com/story/prince-harry-and-meghan-duke-and-duchess-of-sussex-expecting-second-child-12218475

…and this from The Captain

Normally I would like to set the stage to my cunting but I don’t think it really needs one, the mere mention of the names should be superheating piss of cunters en mass….

12th Feb 2021: Sparkletits: This is a privacy victory not for us but for all….(in relation to their court win against a tabloid)

14th Feb 2021: Sparkletits and the Halfblood Prince (hat tip to a fellow cunter for that phrase, now de facto title for these vacuous turd gurglers in my place of work) in ALL the media they campaigned against: Hooorah! We are about to shat out another child……

What a pair of sanctimonious cunts. Beautifully demonstrated.

 

…and more support, this time from Quick Draw McGraw 

Harry and Meghan, once again. For a couple who claimed they moved to Montecito, California, for privacy they’ve been very…what’s the phrase?…gob shitey. There hasn’t been a week, barely a day even, when one or both of these tedious, holier than thou cockwombles hasn’t been in at least paper spouting off on subjects they know fuck all about. Y’know the sort of thing, climate change, politics, race issues. They do know an awful lot about privilege though. Especially the ginger whinger, he was born into the most privileged family in the UK, so you could say he’s an expert on that. What’s annoying about his pronouncements on that though, is his assumption that ALL white people are privileged. Cunt.

Well, now we’ve had the announcement that twinkletits is pregnant again. Whippy fucking woo. Now the MSM have yet another excuse to give publicity to this most publicity shy of couples. Every day, from now until the day that kid pops out, we will be bombarded with photos and stories about how Twinkletits is ‘glowing’. I wonder if they’ll set up another foundation in this sprog’s name? Wait, I don’t give a fuck. The MSM know that us ordinary folk are sick of these two, I’ve seen the comments. It’s time they were given the privacy they claim they wanted. THEN you’ll see just how desperate for publicity these two cunts are.

61 thoughts on “Harry & Sparkletits (8)”

  1. The two cunts make me sick. Firstly who gives a flying cunt that the darkey has spread her legs again to accept the semen of the son of Hewitt.

    Then there’s the announcement that they are going to appear on Oprah and according to most of the news outlets (the very people ginge and chocolate hate) the palace are worried about what will come out.

    Then Al Beeb has a piece especially written about how in the history of the royal family there will be a US born sprog who is eighth in line to the throne so there is a chance that for the first time in history it could be a future king, queen or even dare I say it a US president.

    These two cunts made is absolutely clear they want nothing to do with the monarchy so why this shite is even being peddled is beyond me.

    Unless I am hugely mistaken isn’t there a lot other other more important things going on in the world at the moment…

    • There would be no danger of one of their offspring being inline for the throne after a quick DNA test on ginger bollocks.

      • Prince William and his family would need to be wiped out in a nuclear attack for the offspring of the Duke & Duchess of Hewitt to ascend to the throne.

  2. I’d love to add my backing to this nom; but, to be ho eat, I am genuinely lost for words as to how this “news” could possibly be of any interest to anybody outside the disfunctional families that each of these individuals are spawn of.
    Cunts.

  3. A spoilt, seriously deluded, over indulged pair of phoneys. Fuck em

    *Btw is anyone having any trouble accessing this website? Keeps asking me for a Login & Password

    (It wasn’t just you but others as well. We are investigating the problem. I would recommend that should you be prompted for logins/passwords from a pop-up that you click cancel and not attempt to login given that you don’t have to login to this site with a password anyway. Thanks – DA)

      • I cannot access the site at all on my computer or cellphone and am using someone´s else PC. I made a change to my Norton yesterday and wonder if this is to blame. Can anyone help? I have tried to go in through Edge and Chrome and Internet Explorer (although I am not sure if I still have it after Edge took over). I always have the feeling this site will be shut down one day so am pleased to see the worst has not yet happened.

      • I think a few of us have been having bother today,Mr. P….it seems to have been sorted now.

    • The username/password issue seems to have resolved itself. May have been a server problem. Sure someone could explain it better.

      • Just like the fact there was a mysterious circumstance around lady Diana. Maybe the queen enlisted the help of Putin to hack and shut this site down when everyone started talking about son of Hewitt and darkey.

  4. And… they don’t need to make announcements about wanting to have nothing to do with the monarchy; quite simply because neither of them are anyway. A fuck child and a foreigner. In what way are they royal?
    Cunts

  5. Oh they want publicity…as long as it’s the good kind E.G no truth about what a greedy pair of narcissistic publicity hungry cants they are!

    Off to the US they went hoping that the general public there would see a Royal couple as some sort of fairy tail Sleeping Beauty romance when in reality it’s the wicked witch and Rumpelstilkskin 😷

  6. It speaks volumes when these arseholes can actually make people root for Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan for fucks sake! If these tossers were resident in the UK during ww2 people would have been willing the Wehrmacht across the English Channel.

    • I know I LOVE PIERS MORGAN NOW. Honestly these two have turned a typical indifferent but if we must have them, brit into a raving Republican. They send me for the vomit bucket. It’s their combination of entitled sanctimonious arse hole pain giving , canting hypocrisy that gets to me. I would love to snack him round the face and tell her to get back to her day time z grade tv shows.
      She is biggest phoney this side of anything. Why don’t they FUCK OF AND STAY THERE.

      • To add they and the elites as Obama are why Trump. They live on Poverty porn as a photo back drop to make them feel virtuous.
        What gets to me is their mental health shite inspirational cup cakes, Soo tweeeeee! And his prostituting his mum around the place for money, let alone the nexflix scandal.
        I am a mental health professional of over 30 yrs standing with higher academic qualifications and a back story, Sans palaces! I am sure I could talk to Goldmam Sachs fat bankers as they snooze after a boozy lunch. As we know they desparate to know about mental illness.

  7. I’m hoping that once the media realise that nobody gives a fuck about these two vacuous, publicity hungry non-entities then without the attention these cunts will whither and die.

    It’s so typical of the MSM that they no longer publish stories of public interest they just publish stories perpetuate their own agenda.

    • These two whining parasites appearing on weirdo wacko Winfrey’s sugary pile of shit is nauseating to imagine. A supremely-vain, self-obsessed, bloated-ego cunt talking to another supremely-vain, self-obsessed, bloated-ego cunt.

  8. I’ll take an interest in them again, maybe for an hour or so, if the baby turns out blacker than a lump of coal. That would give me a chuckle, knowing Tyrone the pool cleaner went for a dip.

    Maybe then Arry will realise how cucked he is.

    • It might turn out to have something wrong with it. Given Megain’s aging eggs, its quite likely. We’ll be doomed with press stories about it for years and she’ll milk it for all its worth.

  9. With all that’s going on in the world these two parasites make me sick to the core of my stomach.

    Let the fucking yanks have the degenerates.

  10. Defenestrate, defenestrate. There is no room anywhere in the universe for another Marklecunt. It is a crime against nature.

  11. Another sewer rat soon to be inflicted on the world as Harry Hewitt and his swamp donkey prepare the sty.

    • They want attention because they’re royal and they want attention because they’re not royal. And they want attention because she’s having a kid, like all sickeningly smug expectant couples do. They all imagine it’s a world-changing event which is going to amaze the world. Yawn. Fuck off you cunts.

  12. Off topic, but has anyone had problems getting on ISAC today, I thought Lord Haw Haw O’Brien had finally cancelled us!!!

    (Apparently Miserable Northern Cunt offered to get his wallet out and pay for a round of drinks to all ISAC cunters, and our servers went into meltdown with the shock! But yes, we did have some problems earlier this morning, which we hope we have resolved – DA)

    • I thought that I’d finally been banned when I couldn’t sign in as “Fiddler”….and when my numerous other Sock-Puppets were rejected too !..well, I thought to my many selves.. “this is it…the game’s up”.
      Not sure just who I’m signed in as now, so better safe than sorry…
      This Country is finished.
      Go and Fuck Yourselves.
      That gave me the ‘orn.
      Fuck Off
      Tally-Ho
      I bet he knows what black cock tastes like.

      There…that should cover it.

      LOL.

      • Rumour has it Dick, that the site had come under attack from the League Against Cruel Sports.
        A message flashed up on my screen saying . . .. . .
        END HUNTING. * END FIGHTING * END SHOOTING

        Stay at home * Protect the NHS * Save lives.

      • A message flashed up on my screen saying “Fiddler…you’re a Cunt…Fuck Off”….naturally I assumed that it was merely the greeting that I get off Admin. most days.
        🙂 .

        Afternoon,Bertie.

  13. Simple answer – strip cabbage boy and mattress back of all title, rank, and royal status.
    I’m sure Eddie and Mia will be realising very quickly how much they are despised, but with a combined wealth of over 40 million and a Shitflix deal at 70 million I’m sure they will manage.
    America is welcome to these two hypocrite skanks, and I have a feeling Me Gain will be dumping daft lad the minute she can’t get money and publicity from his status.

  14. I know families that have had miscarriages. I have also known families who have lost babies very early on through cot death, yet they have never mouthed off about it or milked it.

    But the ever so publicity shunning Meghan Markle Workin On A Chaingang Shaft In Africa Chiggun and Watimelon Golly On The Jam Jar Fucking Ono just had to let every cunt on earth know that she’d had a miscarriage. And I have my doubts about that anyway. I mean, would you put anything past her where media whoring is concerned? Because I wouldn’t.

    And now the virtue signalling Cadbury’s made me and di cover mi in chocolate slag has another spawn from the viillage idiot royal bastich to cash in on. Like those horrendous Beckham creatures before them, I fear we will never be rid of Harry the Bastard and his self serving slut of a mrs.

  16. The only news I would like to see for the sparkles would be the DNA test, who’s your Daddy Mr Hewitt 😂

  17. I reckon if Harry D’ Illegitimate was stripped of his royal titles and all the perks, he wouldn’t see her predatory faux black arse for dust and there would be a gruesome and very public cash grab divorce. Like many celeb wife gold digger types, she’s probably screwing a personal trainer already (allegedly and apparently blah de fucking blah of course).

    • They say they want to retire from the public eye,
      No royal duties,
      Sueing newspapers
      Yet constantly throw themselves into the media spotlight?
      Whats wrong with them?
      Just crack on and shut the fuck up.

    • The annoying thing is that we will be paying for the divorce settlement and child maintenance.

  18. Now she trapped him good and proper and has another sprog to cash in on, I reckon the Firm’s court jester will have served his purpose and – Heather Mills McCuntney style – Markle Ono will get her vindictive clause riddled D.I.V.O.R.C.E and fleece the gullible ginger bollocked imbecile for all he’s got to ‘provide for her kids’. Even Ray Charles on a dark night could see that’s coming. Sure as shit is shat.

      • Well fame and money, CFC.

        Her ‘career’ was non existent before she hooked the ginger buffoon. She’ll hoover up the Netflix contracts, the exclusives, and everything else. And when she’s exhausted the Harry supply, he’ll be out on his arse and crying to daddy and grand m’ ma to take him back.

      • Ps, I’m thinking about going full Cuntleskiltskin and changing my user name. CFC has a rather unpleasant connotation to the rancid blues, Norm 😷

      • Hello mod squad 🤓 I would like to change my user name from coolforcunts to TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell please. Coolforcunts is abbreviated to CFC and that is Chelsea football club blauuggggg 🤢 hence the change. My email address remains the same which I won’t add here in case you post my reply. I tested it earlier and it went into moderation so perhaps this one will too and you can see my request 👍

  19. Id far rather have the real President of the United States pay us a visit than Harry Hewitt. Id pay money to make a hot air balloon to tell Harry to fuck of back to Hollywoke. Cunt.

  20. Sparkletits has documented form for liking extra-marital cock, so it will be no surprise when the media revelation comes that she has been enjoying a hard length from some Hollywood D lister.

    Hewitt Jr has an IQ of a radish, so he won’t see it coming.

  21. Remember Markle Fucking Ono’s continuous cashing in on Grenfell? And I bet they are still going on about that gun toting woman abusing druggie scum cunt, Saint Chicken Floyd George. A year on, and they are still licking his Uncle Tom arse?!

    I am sick of hearing about this deadbeat cunt. Why doesn’t he just die?

    Oh yeah… Silly me. Forgot there for a minute.

  22. Latest development : next door neighbour / BFF/ and Dark Key multimillionaire Oprah Gobshite will be conducting a payback interview that is bound to be the most sycophantic, one-sided pile o shite ever. No questions as to why Sparkletits is one of the most loathed people on the planet.

    And all along her stupid brainwashed cuck will nod his head sympathetically. One day the scales will fall from his eyes and he could easily be found swinging from the Golden Gate Bridge.

  23. Best thing The Star have ever done, all other rags swooning over the lovely photo in Valentines day. Enough to make one spew!!! Fuck em, fuck em all.

  24. Surely it’s not that difficult to keep out of the limelight.

    Harold and Megatron should do what they promised and disappear into obscurity.

  25. She’ll be having the birth live on pay per view next, and then whinge about not having any privacy, while another one of Hewitt’s grandchildren pops its head of her minge, demanding millions off the taxpayer in front of a live audience of millions.

    I’d definitely still give Sparkletits a good seeing to though.

  26. As the Duke & Duchess of Hewitt hate publicity, will they be suing the ISAC website for cunting them so frequently?

  28. The question is what the fuck does he see in it?!

    No style, no charm, no class, nothing much to look at. A two bit third division bit part actress who was shop soiled and damaged goods before she even met him. Being a ‘son’ of the Prince of Wales, Harry could have had his pick of showbiz and socialite fanny. And he picks a bottom end low caste scrubber like that? He really is as stupid as he looks.

    • Norm: when she first appeared on the scene and the media was promoting her as the future of the Royal Family (may they all disappear after Lizzie croaks), I was amazed at how people were comparing her to beautiful women like Grace Kelly, etc.

      She is a z lister that nobody had ever heard of, who came to bag a rich or famous man and struck paydirt 👎
      I wouldn’t touch her with a twelve foot barge pole, the fucking skank.
      There were better looking girls walking through town today👍

      • Grace Kelly was a fit as fuck, CG. And Princess Margaret was also very tasty in her prime. A young Margaret and Kate Middleton are the only members of the Firm I would slip a length.

        Markle Ono is low rent. I wouldn’t touch her someone else’s, never mine my own.

    • My two bit assessment is:

      -He’s damaged, looking for a Mum replacement. Meghan plays the victim and talks about issues just like his Mother. Harry thinks that’s sexy.
      -She’s damaged (the rub is she’s also damaging yet ambitious.) She is happy with the status Harry gives her.

      Hence the conjoining of these two great idiots who happen to be the most hypocritical, guff machines the world has known in recent times.

  30. I see Danny Dyer junior has come out in support of sparkle tits, sympathy in media whores, I wish she would just fuck off and stay fucked off, annoy the yanks, but no, like antibiotic gonoria she just won’t go away for more athan a week……

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