Panicking Brits

Once we were a nation renowned for our stoical endurance and resolute cheerfulness in the face of doom. We spat in the face of adversity and cheerfully carried on.

Neither the Second World War or the Blitz knocked us of our stride. Our grandparents took everything Hitler could throw at them and then simply put the kettle on and made a cup of tea. Panic was not in the British DNA.

But something happened. I’m not sure what but it surfaced at the time of Princess Diana’s death when many of the grown men and women of this country suffered a kind of nervous breakdown, the full force of which was directed at the Queen.

Since then it’s got worse. The government merely has to say ‘there may be a temporary shortage of toilet rolls but don’t panic’ for Brits to rush out and storm the supermarkets buying hundreds of toilet rolls. We’ve seen it again this week with the petrol supply issue. Knuckleheads at petrol stations assaulting each other and walking away with plastic buckets full of petrol in addition to the half dozen Jerry cans they have just filled up and the petrol in the Land Rover.

It’s a total loss of moral fibre and proportionality. It’s selfish and irresponsible.

Keep calm and make a cup of tea no longer applies to the British. Now it’s keep panicking and horde 280 boxes of PG Tips before anyone else gets them.

What a nation of panicking cunts we’ve become.

Nominated by: MMCM

Benjamin Butterworth is a cunt.

Not the venerable Republican US Senator of the 19th century.

This BB is a woke, pansified, lefty, pro-wimmin, anti-men (unless they are gay) remoaner.

He often appears in the left corner on Jeremy Vine’s TV show opposing the likes of the redoubtable Carol Malone, and siting Brexit for everything which goes wrong but never anything which goes right.

He is an utter toss-pot of the highest order and I mean that most sincerely friends.

With his foppish hair and round spectacles he makes Owen Jones seem macho.

In the face-slapping stakes I would put him just behind Ronaldo. Mind you, he would probably enjoy that (ooh).

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Nominated by: Sir Greeb Streebling

The ever helpful Daily Supress, along with other outdoor toilet paper suppliers, has published this useful guide on how to supplement existing workshy cunt benefits.

I’m quite certain that sufferers of ” Long Covid” will be falling over each other to be first in the fucking queue.

Count yourselves lucky, shysters, that I’m not in charge of deciding who gets it, because unless you’re like Kate Garroways husband, all you’d get from me would be a beating with a baseball bat.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

A few days ago I was on customer-site, installing some tin and updating software.

All fairly routine and mundane, but while I was waiting for some Microsoft updates to complete I started chatting to one of the accountants there (an old friend and former work colleague from my time working at CSC), and how he was very much under pressure now that one of his colleagues had been suspended due to alleged homophobic comments in the office.

He said that the guy had been helping a new placement person get up to speed with the Sage accounting software. They both got on quite well for the first 2 or 3 months, but it all started to fall apart when she started asking him personal questions, mostly on his views of LGBTs.

This guy is in his early 60s and didn’t agree with any of it, and as a consequence some of his remarks were as you might expect rather offensive.

Nothing else was said for a couple of days until he was called into his manager’s office and told about his suspension due to a complaint by “a work colleague”.

Rather shocked by that he had to leave the premises more or less straight away. The guy who told me this also said that he was absolutely certain the “work colleague” was this new placement bint because she was very happy to see him suspended for his “old fashioned views”

Turns out she was recording the entire conversation between the suspended guy and herself on her phone, and that she was leading him on even though he was totally unaware he was being filmed – entrapment in other words.

This is only a small company of about 25 employees, and I don’t know anything about their HR policies. And neither do I know if the suspended guy will be able to defend himself and have his job reinstated. I don’t even know if any of what I was told by the accountant is true either. But it really is a fucking liberty to be coerced in that fashion by some calculating cunt who wants nothing better than to see someone fired for expressing a view.

I am so glad I am self-employed, and rarely get involved in any kind of personal conversations for precisely that reason. Say anything out of turn, and you could end up recorded on film, and ultimately on social media as the resident bad guy with your life ruined!

UPDATE – Seems that the suspended guy has got in touch with a lawyer and is going to challenge the decision,  suggesting that the alleged recording is a breach of trust and illegal (given that this happened on company premises without company approval or knowledge.).

Nominated by: Technocunt

Bill Maher

What can I say about old Billy, it appears he’s beginning to regret reaping what he’s sown,

he has recently said that as a “classical liberal” (whatever the fuck that means) cancel culture has gone too far,

now unfortunately Bill you’ve spent the last 30 odd years fanning the flames of this bullshit and now as it begins to affect yourself it’s all a bit too much, well Bill it’s time to suffer the consequences of your actions,

if you’ve ever seen his show, every time he says anything he expects a round of applause, unfortunately you’ve alienated most of your “woke” audience, and no one right to Stalin gives a fuck what you think,

it’s absolutely wonderful watching these cunts squirming now they are not conforming with every bit of Marxist dogma,

now watch the left implode cunters, pour a Cole’s single malt, put the feet up on the leather pûffãy and watch the fun proceed!!!,

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Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(More info here. Day Admin – Maher Slams Whoopi )

And supported by: Cunty Gordon

He’s a massive, massive. massive cunt. Just a smarmy, smug, know-it-all, untalented cunt. His team of writers are the funny ones, but they also steal great bits from comedians like Doug Stanhope who goes into how he has sat watching Maher in his house and said, “that’s my old bit! He’s stealing my bit? He doesn’t even know who I am!”. Maher is so thin-skinned, too. He was on Joe Rogan once and Rogan told him about YouTuber, Kyle Dunnigan’s spot-on, uncanny impersonation of Maher and Maher got really, really tetchy about Rogan playing it to him. It was so telling to see a satirist get defensive and cunty about himself being satirised as he is a fountain of campy, mincing, condescending mannerisms that are just ripe for a caricatured impersonation. But he is such a narcissistic knob-end that he can only see himself as a “voice of reason” who “tells it like it is” to what he sees as “the dumb masses” when in reality, he doesn’t have a clue what America is all about. Americans HATE jumped-up cunts of his ilk, ie. the smug cunt on TV pontificating to them about how their country sucks. No, Bill, it’s the mainstream media that you’ve sucked $30 million worth of Satanic spunk for over 30 years that sucks, it’s the mouthpiece of a corrupt system that needs destroying.

(I couldn’t be arsed to break this up into paragraphs.  – Day Admin)