Equity Release for Stupid People

Cunts that whinge when the chickens come home to roost.

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The greedy old trout must have realised what was involved…it’s the same as those fuckers who get involved in dodgy “get-rich-quick” schemes and then moan when they get ripped off.

It must have occurred to her that if you borrow £300+K and haven’t paid any interest back in years that there would be a bob or two to find when matters came to a head.

There must have been an accountant when her husband died who explained what was involved…although I suspect she knew all along what was involved but is now hoping that she can shame the lender into reducing her debt.

I hope that they tell her to write them a cheque for every Penny and then to Fuck Off.

Hungry old Cunt.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Sarah Healey – Lazy Civil Servant

(Bint on the right is the highly paid  “Permanent Secretary at the Department for Digital, Culture Media and Sport” – Day Admin)

Cunters for your delight I nominate this entitled CUNT.

She has been W.F.H for fuck knows how long on full pay probably, now the civil service want her arse in the office again? Oh boo hoo I’d rather W.F.H and ride my Peloton?

It’s about time these pampered cunts were given the option of either coming into work on a daily basis or going to the fucking job centre. Peloton? your payed to shovel papers and assorted shit, not ride a cunts bike.

CUNT

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Nominated by: CuntyMort

McFly McFucked

Hi there pop-pickers – hows about a nice groovy Jim’ll Fix It welcome for four self-obsessed middle aged men who used to be a boy band. How times have changed – from the heydays of their pop marriage, one four eyed wanker is now reduced to cutting a rug on the queens favourite TV show Strictly Come Mincing:

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As if that isn’t indignity enough, the whole Celia Johnson, Trevor Howard story of finding each other, losing each other and falling in love again is told in detail here.

On a Mirror newspaper, be it noted – obviously Dame Keir’s l o n g speech just a few days ago isn’t substantial enough for even a slim red top tabloid.

I have temporarily taken over Norman’s beat – but he knows about the serious stuff – I am here for bubble gum pop, like Alma Cogan in my early days, and Sandie Shaw (who I would like to have got my hands on) in my hardcore days .

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Harriet Harman (11)

Harriet Harperson

Oh lawd, somebody’s rattled the harridan Harperson’s cage and set it off squawking again.

For the record, Harperson has been a Labour MP since 1982, holding various Cabinet and Shadow Cabinet posts in the process. As far as I can see, during all this time she’s been noteworthy for just two things; for perpetually displaying a face like a slapped arse, and for the achievement of the thin end of the square root of fuck all.

Nevertheless this z-list political timeserver has recently seen fit to call for the resignation of Met police chief Cressida Knob, claiming that in the wake of the Wayne Couzen’s episode, ‘trust between women and the Met has broken down’ and that Knob ‘ignored warning signs on her watch’. The Met Chief has ‘no credibility’, says Harpyperson, and ‘fundamental changes’ within the Met are needed which are not possible while Knob remains.

Nice job of the pot calling the kettle black, Harridan. Let’s change this about a little shall we? After an on-going series of shambles within the Labour Party, I’d say that trust between the public and the party has completely broken down, and that you’ve ignored warning signs on your watch. You have no credibility. Fundamental changes are needed within Labour which are not possible while jobsworths like you remain in the ranks.
Resign.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

The Army on the Streets

So, from Monday 4th October soldiers are going to be driving Petrol tankers to relieve us of this media constructed crisis.

Well why not? Sounds like a good idea doesn’t it? Thin edge of the wedge my friends.
How long before we ask the army to take up other essential activities? By “we” I mean the elites, the ruling class, obviously.

How long before they are checking our vax passports, pushing us around telling us what to do, where we can go, where we can’t go? The army on the streets is a very dangerous business.

Can’t happen you cunt! You’ve got mental elf problems Freddie, you wanker!…..I hear you scream.

Well, there are a lot of things I thought could never happen and they fucking have. Think about it, that’s all i’m saying.

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Nominated by: Freddie the Frog