Prince Harry Halfwit-Hewitt

Fresh from giving a speech to an equally repugnant bunch of climate-change hypocrites,it now emerges that he and his darling wife took a private jet to Ibiza for a 5 day holiday…sheer bare-faced cheek considering that he had, a few days earlier, been banging on that people should be discouraged from flying to “well-trodden” holiday destinations.

This thick, entitled Bastard should take his wife, his brat and his thoughts and Fuck Off. Everyone has had enough of being lectured by sanctimonious “celebrities”, never mind being lectured by the illegitimate, brain-dead offspring of a publicity-mad trollop.

I never fell for the “People’s Prince” shite before he got married. It was quite obvious that he was only too willing to be a “Royal” when it suited him..cheating at school, taking a spot on a helicopter course which he was plainly too stupid to ever pass without certain “allowances” being made etc, but since he fell for Shy Megan he is unbearable. She leads him around like a yappy little lapdog. Hopefully she’ll take the Wanker for every penny, leave him ostracised in some Bongoland where they still enjoy head-hunting and Fuck Off back to America.

Once Betty and Phil croak, that should be an end to it. Enough of the “Royals “sponging off the taxpayers, consorting with shady Chinese businessmen and American child-abusers and generally treating the very people who pay for them with contempt. I’m not wild on the French or Russians, but they certainly had the right idea when it comes to Royal families.

Fuck them.

* I liked Princess Pippa. She was the only one with enough class and breeding to save the Royals from themselves…plus she had a nice arse, I’d have been only too happy to do her up the dirtbox….the jealous Cunts must have locked up the true “People’s Princess” in The Tower of London…typical.

Nominated Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

90 thoughts on “Prince Harry Halfwit-Hewitt

  1. She ticks the woke boxes:
    Immigrant
    Coloured
    Rabid feminist
    Vegan
    Instinctive sleb, no training required.

    A perfect embodiment of diverse globalised Britain and for that reason selected instead of posh Chelsea totty required to stop losing Daddy’s money promoting her range of designer spare-room fragrances.

    Incidentally, while the Middleton princess has attracted some favourable comment here, we should remember that she’s common (tick new democratic royal box), and perhaps we have forgotten that she aimed herself like an ICBM at William when they were both at St Andrews – even changing her degree course to be near him. Poor cunt didn’t stand a chance. She’s probably even pushier than Markle but hides it better, not being American.

    Fuck them all for their parasitic irrelevance.

  2. I love Megan I really think she will be the next People’s princess………………………
    Of Cunt Land

  3. I see the huge cunt is in the news today defending his use of private jets because sometimes he needs to make sure his family is safe?

    Sorry safe? How are they not safe in first class (which he hasn’t earnt incidentally) ?

    Does he know something about airline security that we don’t?

    The real reason for flying in a private jet is because he is a cunt and as usual he thought we’d all just sit and have him lecture us about the environment whilst he carried on doing it.

    Didn’t work out did it . Utter dimwitted cunt

    • I fly from country to country because it’s essential to tell people around the world they need to fly less.

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