Crime and ethnicity

It seems that, just like adverts, awards and TV presenters, ethnics are making up more and more of the demographic of the UK.
Judging by the Met Police mugshots in the link we are now 33% BAME (used that acronym because it is now racist).

Or perhaps we are not. Perhaps the adverts are virtue signalling maybe? Perhaps affirmative action now supersedes merit? And perhaps BAMEs are about 10 times more likely to be violent criminals compared to their %age demographic? Who knows?

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Ladbaby (2)

Just a quick please floss your bellend cunting for the long streak of piss Ladbaby.

How many fucking times can this well used wank sock bring out a Christmas single.

But wait I hear you cry…..it is all for charity….fuck off say I. This cunt is a social media whore.

Fuck me the cunt could raise more money by asking for a pound to not release a single….I would pawn a kidney.

Yes I cunted the cunt last year….it is now a tradition based upon my blood boiling for this cunt and all others who never do a days work but seem to make nice money

Nominated by: DryItchyCunt

Helpful link supplied by: Cuntfinder General

To make it four in a row, the cunt has roped in Elton Cunt and Ed Sheercunt?:

Metro News Link

(There is a separate nomination due to go live soon regarding the UK Pop Charts generally. So if you can stick to this Lardbaby twat for this nom it would be welcome – Day Admin)

King Herod is a cunt.

We now have to suffer the four month shitfest that is Christmas because he and his toy army couldn’t properly organise the total extermination of according to prophecy new born males one of which he presumed would usurp his rule of a minor vassal state.

The only bigger cunt in this fucked up operation was Gaius Terranius?(not sure) the Roman Prefect of Egypt that let Jesus, slapper Mary, gullible Joe and an unquarantined donkey escape across the border unchallenged (perhaps an ancestor of Boris Johnson).

Of course there probably would be some other sky fairy whom there would be a months long hullabaloo before it’s birthday. If it was Yasur I wouldn’t mind but I reckon I’d get sick of it all eventually.

Fuck Easter too, a quite garrotting in the dungeon then chuck the corpse into the cesspit would have sufficed.

Humbug!

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

Mince Pies

A better late than never holiday cunting please for mince pies.

Seriously, why do people like these ghastly things? The mince tastes and feels like eating intestines and the less said about the dreadful dried ‘fruit’ (especially the orange peel) the better.

They are almost as overrated – and as horrific – as turkey so far as festive offerings are concerned.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

The Gay Toffees

Thanks to ISAC I have recently been made aware of the Gay Gooners……a bunch of fa**ots who love the ARSE-nal.

Apparently some Everton supporters at Chelsea ( Thursday 16th Dec) were chanting about some unnamed Chelsea player who is, allegedly, a “rent boy”.

Oh fuck me! Isn’t that terrible? Everton have, predictably, gone apeshit about it promising to ban cunts left right and centre. And some bunch of pooftahs calling themselves “Gay Toffees” have emerged to cry like little girls about how unfair it all is.

Fuck me, all my life the oppo in football have been called all sorts of names, especially being bummers and fairies. It’s called having a sense of humour.

That’s all gone now. Who would have thought shouting “Oi Robbie, get your haircut you fucking bender” would have got you arrested at a football match?

Not me, that’s for sure. I fucking didn’t see that one coming.

Gay Times News Link

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog