(Thought you’d like to wake up to this nomination – NA)

Emily Ratajkowski is a cunt, isn’t she.

Who’s this London-born model and why is she being nominated?
Is it because:

• she said last year that she fears giving birth to a “white male.”

• she supports the BLM racists and wants to defund the police.

• she said, “I’ve known far too many white men who move through the world unaware of their privilege, and I’ve been traumatized by many of my experiences with them.”

• she said while pregnant that the child will, “choose its own gender when it reaches the age of eighteen.”

• she said while pregnant, “Whatever genitalia our child might be born with….. we ultimately have no idea who is growing inside my belly.”

It was a surprise to many of this woke lefty’s woke lefty followers when, after giving birth, she announced, “It’s a beautiful boy.” Funny how quickly human nature kicks in, isn’t it? Bypassing all the abstruse woke “facts” on gender and the labyrinth of nonsense through which you have navigate.

If she were going out with me I’d insist I wasn’t her “boy”-friend, nor her sugar “daddy”. They’re crude and offensive. I’d insist I was her Fuck Buddy.

If she didn’t like it, she could boycott me.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

The body that deals with luvvies, acting and all that shite are pushing for more ‘GRT’ types (another woke acronym to learn until they change it again in a year or two) in film and on stage. ‘Pikies’ or ‘gypoes’ as the nasty people call them (not me, of course).

I can hear the cries from the costume department now. “Where have all the jackets gone? And why is there a van outside on the street selling jackets out of the back of it, that look just like the ones we can’t find?’

“Ah darn naaah anathin’ yee nar. Ar yee saain’ racialism argains maaa people? I can have yee reported (phone rings)….whas that Seamus? I can get yer some lead by the morn. Deez portacabins have loads of it an dey roofs thar narse. Nar maar jackets sorry, but thars got plenty of shoes. Yee can shift em can yee? Right, I’ll sort that oirt for yee…sorry yeez wor seeyin?”

Or a BBC announcement one evening, “Due to the theft of all of our cameras, tonight’s programs will be available in audio format only…oh wait..get off my microphone..don’t unplug the speakers…Deeeey needs a fixin’ madam,…Oi! leave those cables alo…(white noise on screen).

To be honest, it could be fun. Put 50 of them on set with Benedick Cumbercunt.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-55419654

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Is this a sign of the break up of Britain? The start of the break up of Britain.
There’s a lot of talk about passports recentlyt, talk of covid passports. But we might need a passport to Pimlico soon.
There are deep stirrings within the Pimlico populace I believe if what’s going on at the Academy is anything to go by. The schoolchildren are very angry. And if the schoolchildren are angry you can bet your life the parents are angrier still.
I am thinking the people of Pimlico will soon declare independence for the borough if things go much further.
As I say the schoolchildren are very angry, incensed you might say. They have torn down the Union Jack and scrawled ‘There ain’t no black in the Union Jack’ on the wall near where it flew. And demanded it not be put up again. The headteacher has agreed with them. In others words done what he has been told to do by the schoolchildren. The way it should be.
The flag is problematic he now says.
The schoolchildren are going to continue their ‘industrial action’ over what they see as racial injustice.
See the school ‘asked’ that hijabs should not be too ‘colourful’. Also someone with afro hair shouldn’t grow it too much because it can block the view of students behind them. The outrage they felt. The indignation!
The ‘Napoleon of Nottng Hill’ comes to mind. In that book the boroughs of London gain their independence. Maybe what these young zealots are about (unknowingly) is starting to make GK Chesterton’s vision a reality.
Pitchforks at the ready cunters.

(Oh I get it, I’m supposed to find a link for your nomination – NA)

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2021/mar/25/not-seeing-ourselves-represented-union-jack-row-at-london-school-shows-divides

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

I’d like to make my first nomination dognappers. Rife at present with dogs getting nicked everywhere. One recent one in Nantwich made distressing headlines. Two black labs led away to a waiting van. A recent raid on a travellers site found another 83 poor mutts.
I don’t have a dog although I’m not opposed to them as they give unconditional faithfulness to their keeper. Don’t these cunts realise they are stealing a part of the family. Every fucker knows who’s doing it.

https://www.cambstimes.co.uk/news/crime/police-raid-given-lost-dog-owners-hope-7840042

Nominated by: Infidelgastro

Seconded by Cuntfinder General with this tail of woe (see what I did there? – NA):

An excellent nomination
I have personal experience of the distress caused by the theft of a beloved family pet (member).
I also experienced the local pie-keys, trying to purchase my terrier, many years ago.
Usually taken as fighting dogs or “sparring partners” for same.

The evil, pigshit-thick, bog oirish bastards.
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A nomination for the most pretentious pile of wank ive seen in some time, “The Ivy in the Lanes”, in Brighton.

The chef Jason Atherton once called The Ivy (in London) a ‘chip shop for luvvies’ as it was frequented by panto dames and theatre folk, as well as washed-up celebrities.

Now Brighton, the South coast’s London receptacle, has it’s own Ivy-affiliate, the Ivy in the Lanes.

If you’ve been to Brighton, you’ll know the Lanes is a district selling tat , sushi and bagels to chin-stroking hipsters. It seems very apt that the Ivy might open up a spin-off there, given how unwittingly establishment most of the cunts who live there actually are.

Sorry mate, i don’t care about your band that uses funny time signatures. You’re as alternative as Dame Judy Dench.

Wankers.

https://theivybrighton.com/

(Link provided by the rugged and handsome Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime