The body that deals with luvvies, acting and all that shite are pushing for more ‘GRT’ types (another woke acronym to learn until they change it again in a year or two) in film and on stage. ‘Pikies’ or ‘gypoes’ as the nasty people call them (not me, of course).
I can hear the cries from the costume department now. “Where have all the jackets gone? And why is there a van outside on the street selling jackets out of the back of it, that look just like the ones we can’t find?’
“Ah darn naaah anathin’ yee nar. Ar yee saain’ racialism argains maaa people? I can have yee reported (phone rings)….whas that Seamus? I can get yer some lead by the morn. Deez portacabins have loads of it an dey roofs thar narse. Nar maar jackets sorry, but thars got plenty of shoes. Yee can shift em can yee? Right, I’ll sort that oirt for yee…sorry yeez wor seeyin?”
Or a BBC announcement one evening, “Due to the theft of all of our cameras, tonight’s programs will be available in audio format only…oh wait..get off my microphone..don’t unplug the speakers…Deeeey needs a fixin’ madam,…Oi! leave those cables alo…(white noise on screen).
To be honest, it could be fun. Put 50 of them on set with Benedick Cumbercunt.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-55419654
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
Give them a chance, they’ll steal the show.
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They will have to start ‘reimagining’ existing programmes (arty farty speak for out of original ideas) to accommodate this misunderstood community.
Trendy up-and-coming areas of London could be replaced with playing fields and supermarket car parks in Location, Location, Location as Kirstie checks out the al fresco toilet behind the abandoned Fiesta and Phil meets the neighbours.
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Equity. FFS these people that use that word don’t have a fucking clue what it means. They think equal outcomes for all is fairness but it’s something that can only be brought on by slavery and forcing that outcome.
Cunts!
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Il wait until I see Some pie key cunt playing Obama in his biopic. Until then fuck off.
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MAKE UP!!
Ducky darling!
Romanies treading the boards?
Ready steady gone
Find it nick it flog it
The generator game
How clean is your caravan
Tarmacbeth
What a great idea!
Bet the honeymoon period is short-lived?
Once the fuckin lead goes off the roof of the Royal Shakespeare!
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Tarmacbeth! Fucking classic.
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If they bought back old fashioned travelling circuses the problem would be solved. Child acrobats, dancing bears, lion taming, trick cyclists, plate spinners, contortionists, eerie clowns, strong men, bearded ladies, fortune tellers. Plenty of fun for all, including jobs for all minorities, and extra subs for Equity!
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Good timing, it’s the BAFTA shit tonight, if that fucking Rocks or whatever the fuck it’s called doesn’t win (it’s full of bliks) there will cries of Waycist!!
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I can imagine when the scripts are handed in.
Producer reads a few pages and says, “It’s fucking terrible!”
Then the scriptwriter says, “Everyone in the film will be black. If you keep reading, you’ll see it’s all about the black people’s struggle against all those racist white people.”
The cunt producer would be grabbing the script it of the bin and asking, “How much do you want for this magnificent script?”
Until we get a honky Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela and Shaka Zulu, they can all fuck off.
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Thinking about luvvie-fests, at least Philip doesn’t have to sit through anymore Royal Variety shows…
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Pikies again! GRT has been around since I was a kid. It stands for Gyppos, Robbers and Thieves.
And that’s a FACT!
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They won’t be so keen when they roll in on Monday morning (around 11:30 and already pissed from the “theatrical types” I know) to find everything stolen and 18 caravans parked up on the set.
Gyppos, commies and muslims will be ethnically cleansed when I am in charge.
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Gypsies think they are the most gifted actors on earth.
They have been pretending to be:
-roofers
-tree surgeons
-driveway contractors
-soffit & fascia installers
-good catholic’s
For generations.
More recently:
-misunderstood victims
-traditional ethnic folk
-a community
All piss poor performances.
The only thing they can act with any realism is CUNTS.
🤔
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Give them a fucking good gassing.
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I’m no thespian but, as I understand it, performing at a theatre usually involves changing your clothes and leaving your normal clothes (usually gay clothes obviously) in the dressing room along with valuables such as wallets, watches and phones. So you’re telling me that these luvvies are going to leave that shit about when there are pikies lurking? Fuck off, nobody is that thick. Ain’t buying it.
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I reckon our sticky fingered friends from the travelling fraternity would make excellent performers as they are already renowned for their magical abilities.
The Cunts can have lead off a church roof quicker than Paul Daniels could say “Just like that”.
Thats fucking magic,that is.
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Again the majority white population being sidelined. Fuck off you luvvie cunts.
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How about a film with a dog-nicking theme? They could bring in some method actors to steal the cameras, shit outside the catering tent, then scalp the producer.
Filthy, scümmy pîkeys.
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As long as it’s not the Chavs. Apparently the BBC have had problems in Manchester with people stealing filming equipment.
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Fuck this negative shit. We got some freedom tomorrow I’ve boiled up some jelly to chuck on some lucky ladies tits to suck off like a Henry!
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