The ancient Greeks had the right idea. A laurel crown for the winner who would be paraded around on the shoulders of the admiring crowd, and the losers would be pelted with rotten fruit and banished from their home towns and villages.
Nowadays there are a whole host of sporting non-achievements.

Personal Best (PB)
Well you came seventh. If that’s the best that you have done in your entire life then perhaps this event is not for you. You cunt.

Season’s Best (SB)
Not even your personal best. You have done better in previous seasons so you are going backwards. You cunt.

Meeting’s Best (MB)
You came sixth in the 400 meters at this stadium, but the 400 meters at the Olympics is a different distance from this one. You cunt.

National Record (NR)
You didn’t even make the finals. Everyone else in your country is as shit as you. You cunt.

Silver and Bronze Medals.
Congratulations! You came second in the fencing competition. Here’s your silver medal, but you do realise that if it was a real sword fight then you would be dead. You cunt.

Gold medals only. Nobody is interested in who lost.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

..and on a similar note, this from Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Cunting in advance please, for any twat who goes to a “major sporting event” under the new normal rules as currently envisaged:

https://lockdownsceptics.org/2021/05/01/new-normal-sports-fans-could-be-banned-from-drinking-and-encouraged-to-stamp-not-cheer/

Taking the gift that never stops giving – woke footie – as an example…

Having paid silly cunt money to turn up at England v Azerbaijanistania in the Euro 20 (yes they are still called that in 2021) “round of 32/Group Stage”, you are then treated to a Nazi wet dream as you are prodded and poked; your papers are checked; you are monitored to check you do not mix with others, hug to celebrate “a success” (whatever the fuck that might be), sing, drink, or share your fucking prawn sandwich.

Then, when the knee taking and virtue signalling is complete according to BLM guidelines the 0-0 draw can get underway. When the ninety minutes of indescribable shite is over you can then fuck off.

Have a great summer of sport you cunts.

Forcibly vaccinating people with learning disabilities is a cunt.

Except on Hairsniffin’ Joe’s watch, apparently:

https://rumble.com/vfn72l-la-police-forcibly-vaccinate-the-disabled.html

We needn’t think it wouldn’t happen here – we have already had dodgy Do Not Resuscitate Notices dished out for old people and people with learning difficulties, and who knows what shit has been going on ensuring total vaccination in care homes?

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

..and on the subject of vaccines, this from Free Speech For The Dumb Cunts

Please cunt, with absolute contempt, radio advert, nay, ALL propaganda for the so called COVID 19 ‘vaccine’ roll out!

A pleasant Bank Holiday drive in Wiltshire, listening to digital radio, was spoiled by a sinister sounding, siren voiced harridan reminding listeners to get their Chinky Flu jabs. All for the ‘safety of yourself and others’. This insidious white noise, repeated three fucking times in twenty minutes, would’ve made old Goebbels himself proud.

Hmm, get two injections, rushed through ‘trials’ and largely untested, for the good and benefit, nay ‘safety’ of our once proud Nation?? Really?? What justifies this?

Look at the genuinely deadly ebola outbreak in the US of A in 2014; no widespread ‘vaccine’ program, no lockdown, no MSM fuelled scare mongering. Doom, gloom, bring out your dead…

Observe, dare I say, Sweden. Sensible heads prevailed. No lockdowns. The UK MSM predictaby foresaw armageddon for the Swedes. In reality, life went on as normal. COVID cases were isolated and dealt with without any repercussions on society.

So, desperate radio ads (and fuck off patronising adverts on the idiot box too, doubly cunt off Woke Henry!) why vaccines?? Is it really for safety? Or is it yet another step in being the pied piper? More research into seeing how much further the sheeple will dance to your malicious tune?? Another bid to harvest in more wealth?

Hands up in Parliament how many of you, or your cronies have vested financial interests in pharmaceutical companies???

There is always a siren nowadays, distracting us from the real issues, singing us to shipwreck.

Sky TV is advertising an upcoming TV series called Exterminate All The Brutes. This appears to be another load of anti-white woke wank so I decided to google the programme to find out more.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exterminate_All_the_Brutes_(2021_film)

It is based on a 1996 book by a Swedish cunt called Sven Lindqvist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sven_Lindqvist

It seems that this cunt of a TV series is taking a very biased look at European imperial history and is accusing Europeans of colonialism and genocide whilst totally ignoring all of the positive aspects of European migration and trade. The Wikipedia page for this pile of crap says “filmmaker Raoul Peck sets out to illuminate the intertwined currents of hate and bigotry running through history. Focusing on the United States’ legacy as a colonial power, Peck explores how race first became institutionalized [sic], the Nazi program of ‘elimination’ and its antecedents in the West, and the looting of the African continent in a ‘gentlemen’s agreement’”.

It seems like these woke cunts are obsessed with “racism”, “colonialism”, “hate” and “bigotry”.

I’d love to round up every woke cunt in the world, drop them off in Libya and nuke the shithole and these cunts out of existence.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

Estate agents are cunts!

Now I know everybody knows this already but if you’ve had any interaction with them lately you will have no doubt found they have turned into the biggest cunts ever!

For more than a couple of decades I have been planning an early retirement in Devon or Cornwall, having been down there many times on holidays and in later years with in-laws living there it seems ideal. I started looking seriously in 2018, but then of course not long after that Batflu reared its ugly head so I put it on hold! Now because of said batflu and with the rise of people househunting in the West Country as a laughable means of escaping it, estate agents in that area can afford to be surly, uppity and arrogant, you may well even be greeted halfway through a telephone call with them by an audible huff, as if even as a serious cash buyer you are wasting their now valuabe time by daring to ask, “can I just simply buy it and pay full price?”.

It is sad to say but I believe those words spoken in earnest all those years ago have now come true but I will leave it to my fellow cunters to make their own minds up….”In 15 or 20 years the estate agent will have the whiphand over the buyer”. Yes some of us laughed, even mocked those words, but now sadly, here we are!

I long for those glorious days not so far back where an estate agent would happily let you view a property, call you sir and give you a shoe shine on the way in if it would help them make a sale! Even now they are still serfs and oiks, every last one of them!

Fuck off!

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

A Hull man died after being restrained at Victoria station Manchester. He repeatedly said ‘I cant breath’ during the restraint. He subsequently died.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/jack-barnes-death-inquest-manchester-b1808325.html

He was allegedly off his tits on spice (an illegal drug of some kind – NA) at the time.

A few observations:

Neither Hull nor Manchester were burnt down and looted.
No footballers took the knee. Not even the Tigers (Hull FC)
There was no world wide reaction.
Boris Johnson hasn’t said how guilty the perpetrators are.
There is no square in Hull or even Manchester named after this unfortunate man.
Doreen Lawrence isn’t investigating on behalf of Sir Kweer.
His mother is naturally heartbroken but hasn’t had even a £million or so in compensation.
Lammy’s expertise hasn’t been called upon.

I wonder why?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble