Megs & Harry two for one special

After shunning the limelight to move to the sleepy village of Los Angeles to enjoy their private life. They’re back (after what a week?)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56978021

Meghan is writing a book about a poem she originally wrote on father’s day for Harry. Good job she didn’t write it for her own dad as HG Wells has already written the invisible man and she’d be done for copyright infringement.

But wait there’s more! this Sunday YOU can tune in to watch Vax Live (it’s pre-recorded not live) and see a bunch of millionaires telling you to donate money. The event raised $53.8 (£38.8 million) for Covax, which is working to provide vaccines for low and middle-income countries.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9536501/Prince-Harry-gets-standing-ovation-Vax-Live-charity-concert-LA.html

You know if you’d just given a million each you could have raised it yourself, stayed at home and ordered a takeaway you rich attention seeking fucks. Also they only invited people who’d had the vaccine, which probably rules out the target audience of who they’re trying to help as they couldn’t attend.

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits

Deluded Instagram sluts are cunts.
Every selfie obssessed whore who nowadays call themselves a writer,model,influencer etc….FUCK OFF!!

Taking selfies does not make you a model.
Writing Facebook updates does not make you a writer.
And just cos tons of guys use you page to jerk over does not make you a cunting influencer!!

Even Peter Sutcliffe would not have wasted his time on these pigs.

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

With his eye make-up ever ready, a Mayoral cunting please for Andy Burnham (the man who would be next Prime Minister if only Dame Keir would fuck off). Yesterday, writing on that ever – entertaining wonderland of fun, Labour List, the baggy-snatched Rachel Reeves, spoke with great eloquence (inspired by her leaders Mother Superior-like distaste for “sleaze”) that “fish rots from the head down”.. How true, but Reeves, like her boss, who she loves to be obsequious to, only spies rotting fish from without – never within. In my view any party that had Keith Vaz and Peter Mandelson in it’s ranks should think twice before using the word sleaze. I wonder, when they are at the ultra-pious stage what their Ladyships make of this story, that Burnham does nothing to stop two of the Rotherham child sex criminals to stay in his territory, even though he has the powers to take action:

Link to story here.

Diversity is our strength. Oh yes…..

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

John Barrowman is a cunt.

We all know about the recent scandal involving Noel Clarke (the dirty cunt), but his Doctor Who co-star Barrowman also needs to brought to book. Barrowman himself admitted that he regularly exposed himself on set and was partial to sexual harassment via flashing. But because of what he is (cough), will it get glossed over and swept under the carpet, like a certain Gopher loving This Morning presenter? Had any of us here got our knobs out in the workplace, we’d be arrested and rightly so. But I expect this dirty doughnut punching cunt will get away with it. He shouldn’t do though.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/celebrity/people-are-calling-out-john-barrowman-for-his-inappropriate-behaviour-after-old-video-resurfaces/

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2008/dec/02/bbc-radio

Nominated by: Norman

Seconded by….wait for it…..Norman:

Oh,and Barrowman did a panto at Manchester Opera House (Dick Whittington). Barrowman got the audience (including kids) to chant ‘Alice loves dick’. He is one creepy cunt.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/oh-no-didnt-mum-launches-14028194

According to the BBC and the Guardian, this creep’s antics were merely high spirits and exuberant behaviour.

I might have bloody well known, If any straight bloke had flashed his knob all over a television studio, they’d be arrested before you could say ‘Dixon of Dock Green’ and crucified quicker than that bloke from Galilee was.

Amazing, isn’t it? That Noel Clarke fellow is getting put through the mincer for his alleged antics. But, because Barrowman is a poove, indecent exposure gets played down as bawdy campness and jolly Japes. I can smell the double standards from here and they fucking stink.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57021060

For my maiden cunting, I nominate the BBC, propped up by Aidan Turner.
(Welcome aboard the good ship ISAC – NA)

The BBC have had many well-deserved cuntings over the years and will receive many more, I’m certain. One recent ‘story’ on their website caught my attention and seemed to sum up their ‘journalism’, ticking some – but not all – of their favourite woke boxes.

I won’t repeat the whole thing, but it’s to do with Poldark actor, Aidan Turner, being “glad” that his latest brooding shit-fest portrays Leonardo da Vinci as definitely gay, backed up with cast-iron evidence such as: “Some historians have argued he was gay or bisexual”, and by a quote from who else but the Guardian.

By some weird quirk, this was his “motivation for doing so much”. Of course, Elgar couldn’t possibly have composed ‘Jerusalem’ without some quality man-on-man action after work. What a fucking sack of shite.

It’s yet another ‘story’ where the opinions (often the result of leading questions) of luvvies, unqualified schoolchildren, and millionaire footballers are mistaken for absolute truths and they become the news story. Especially where opinions dance to the woke tune the BBC are so keen on performing.

The other kind of story that frequently makes it to the BBC website is to do with (faux) outrage. The pattern is depressingly familiar: Cunt X says something that most people agree with. Cunt Y is offended by what Cunt X said. Cunt Z agrees with Cunt Y that what Cunt X said was racist / homophobic / transphobic (insert the latest phobia here). Cunt X then reflects on what he / her / it said and agrees that it actually doesn’t reflect his / her / its deeply held anti-racist / anti-homophobic / anti-transphobic (insert the latest anti-phobia here) values and is profoundly sorry for any offence caused.

Cunt X, Y and Z are therefore all cunts (but each for different reasons). As though because one person claims to be offended by something, it means we all should be, and moreover that something is therefore wrong. Fuck off.

We all have thousands of emotions every day. I’ve got news for the BBC: this isn’t fucking news. I’m filled with offence, rage, boredom, rage, hubris, rage, misery, rage, joy and rage every fucking day of my life, but that isn’t reported on. All it is, is a way for lazy BBC ‘journalists’ to push a particular cliched agenda and spout their bollocks platitudes, usually around race / sexuality / gender, and gain plaudits from Guardian-reading fuckers.

If you’re interested, the link is here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56769845, and you can make your own mind up. #DefundtheBBC.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt