Rag and Bone Man (AKA Harold Steptoe)
The towering talent that is Little Mix = Best Band.
Need I say more?
At least we are rid of the ginger gargoyle and his many imitators but really modern music just gets worse.
And no I didn’t watch the event I just picked up the results on R4.
Beam me back to the 70s Scotty.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/11/entertainment/brit-awards-2021/index.html
(Linked provided by the musically aware Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by: Lord Helpuss
Seconded with their take on Modern Music by Technocunt:
Modern Music
I make no bones about it, modern music is shite. But then again modern music through the ages has always been shite (think of the 80s and Stock, Aitkin and Waterwank!)
But I have to say, those days of bad music compare favourably to today’s bollocks. And the charts mean absolutely fuck all these days; there’s no longer the glamour or prestige of being No 1, and going Gold or Platinum – its just one big pisstake!
I know we sometimes slag off old cunt rock bands like the Stones, the Who, even Fat Reg! They’ve been around for decades, and they’re probably rich enough to no longer bother with new albums and tours. And yet they still do on both counts.
Perhaps because these cunts are into their 60s and 70s they just don’t want to give it up and end up in an old folks home smelling of piss and playing bingo. Instead, they entertain their vast audiences across the world with some pure rock & roll with guitars, drums, keyboards and natural vocals.
Today for example I watched a You Tube video of The Who and possibly one of their greatest, albeit underrated songs “Eminence Front”. This was a live concert filmed in 2017, and yes Pete and Roger looked like old cunts, but fucking hell they still had the magic that would piss all over today’s so-called musicians!
Call me an old cunt, but I’d rather go see The Who again, than some wank-biscuit like Ed Shithead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ6dA2Afrsw&ab_channel=rocknroll2323
Utter shite.Bin please
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I should be greatly offended if any of my stuff was appropriate to this nomination
Available on all major streaming sitea under Chas Crane (plug plug plug) – I need the fucking money but I ain’t gonna degrade myself to appearing on the Brit Awards
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Bunch of freaks.
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The Brit Awards have always been shit. In the 80s, Phil Collins and Annie Lennox winning every fucking year. And that other scruffy cunt from Eurythmics winning best producer all the time. But now it’s even worse. Those worthless miming strippers with record contracts Little Mix as best band? How can four tattooed autotuned slags be classed as a group? And the Brits ‘tribute’ to the gun toting drug loaded woman abusing Lord of Chiggen was absolutely sickening.
And Rag and Bone cunt is absolute shite.
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On the subject of pre-packaged pop cunts, this bit of ‘news’. Ariana Grande gets married in a private ceremony.
Oh aye… A private ceremony that every cunt on earth knows about, with pictures plastered all over the place. A bit like the publicity shy Prince Orangutan and the Markle Locust on Oprah. Narcissistic cunts, the lot of’em.
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Araina Grande is the most vapid popstar cunt alive and only is popular due to the dumb cunts and poofs who buy her muzak. I recall her being at sparkletits wedding and Bill Clinton giving her rapey eyes
Has one of the worst singing voices I’ve ever heard and clearly uses some form of autotune My friends gf got mad at once because I keep calling her a latina shes actually Italian but what kind of Italian has a fucking Mexican surname as a popstar?! Marries some real estate agent their marriage most likely last like a flys lifespan I give it 5 months tops
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This cuntry hasn’t produced any decent music for over 30 years.
The only instrument that today’s band members are capable of playing is the Pink OBoe.
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Much of today’s ‘talent’ are simply signed to promote gender or sexual politics. Fuck all to do with musicianship or writing a good tune.That much it’s clear.
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