I’d just like to say thank you to all those miserable small minded stupid cunts that voted for the Scottish Nazi party in the recent election, giving them a mandate for whining and whinging for another four years. It’s not that they would have stopped whining and whinging, but no fucker would have taken a blind bit of notice of them. Instead, the fucking BBC will have that dreadful krankie midget on all its platforms 24/7, so she can spout her backwards racist drivel.
That they voted for them last time is cunt enough, but to have voted for them after the recent shenanigans between Sturgeon and Salmond, their poor running of the NHS and the education system in Scotland makes their supporters as small minded and miserable as the party themselves. All you want is independence from the U.K. so you can sign up for the EU, so you can scrounge the cash for your burgeoning benefits system, while having terms dictated to you by a load of cunts who can’t run a piss up in a brewery, or in Scotland’s case, a fix in a smack house.
Sick of their fucking incessant moaning now, hurry up and fuck off, and let’s have a hard land border so the rest of the U.K. can stand behind it and laugh.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Much virtue signalling in the States from the Hewitt parasites and assorted woke worthies to get the Covid vaccine to the poor countries.

However, this seems to be the result so far:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/56940657

They are letting them go to waste. Many gone out of date or disappeared. Generally the Africans cant seem to organise anything unless they can steal it.
So dig deep worthy wokies. The Hewitts are showing the way.

Blacks Loot Medicines.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Disturbing rise of useless americanisms

eg.

If I saw 25 build large mansion supporters smacking the shit out of a random white person…..what would you do?

I’d turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Hang on? You’d walk straight at them, 360 degrees is not 2x better than 180 you directionless cunt. How does this creep in? Is their maths really that bad.

Classic others were, I could care less; what did you say? Yep full fucking retard.

Declutter, erm tidy perhaps?
Irregardless. You seem a bit over antonymed up there friend.
He is the winningest Coach. Err excuse me? What language do you use?
Birder who goes Birding. An ornithologist or twitcher or birdwatcher perhaps.

The windows are open the mouth moves but MISTER brain has long since departed.

I am unsure if the full level of retard hasn’t been accomplished yet, but if you think John Oliver is original then anything is possible.

(“Reaching out” instead of “contact” really makes my skin crawl. – NA)

Nominated by: Get fucked BLM

I am sick to fucking death of this fucking shit being rammed down our throats on a daily basis. The latest load of bollocks is the crew of the Mary Rose which sank nearly 500 years ago “was more ethnically diverse than previously thought” according to research. And what startling piece of evidence is this based on? Apparently they have discovered that THREE crew members “may have come from southern European coasts, Iberia and North Africa.” That’s a grand total of three possibly non-British crew out of a total of 179 remains of bodies they have found which equates to 1.68%. One of the researches in particular seems to be getting her knickers all fizzy with this astounding revelation: “However, we never expected this diversity to be so rich.” For fucks sake, give us a break.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-56985084

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First

Megs & Harry two for one special

After shunning the limelight to move to the sleepy village of Los Angeles to enjoy their private life. They’re back (after what a week?)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56978021

Meghan is writing a book about a poem she originally wrote on father’s day for Harry. Good job she didn’t write it for her own dad as HG Wells has already written the invisible man and she’d be done for copyright infringement.

But wait there’s more! this Sunday YOU can tune in to watch Vax Live (it’s pre-recorded not live) and see a bunch of millionaires telling you to donate money. The event raised $53.8 (£38.8 million) for Covax, which is working to provide vaccines for low and middle-income countries.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9536501/Prince-Harry-gets-standing-ovation-Vax-Live-charity-concert-LA.html

You know if you’d just given a million each you could have raised it yourself, stayed at home and ordered a takeaway you rich attention seeking fucks. Also they only invited people who’d had the vaccine, which probably rules out the target audience of who they’re trying to help as they couldn’t attend.

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits