Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Tony Robinson [3]

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Last night I watched a show called ‘ Britain’s Hidden Wars’.
Hosted by Baldrick it covered the Mau Mau uprising in 50s Kenya.
But lo and behold!
The Mau Mau (who massacred black women and children) are nowadays brave freedom fighters against the hated English who are worse than the nazis!
Baldrick couldn’t be impartial,
It was obvious were his sympathies lay.
The program itself was good having ex Mau Mau terrorists talking and footage from the uprisings.
Well Baldrick,
I came away with a different opinion altogether.
I think that colonialism was good.
I think we should of if anything been harsher on them.
One fact that Baldrick didn’t cover, and I know,
Being a intellectual.
Is that Idi Amin fought the Mau Mau for the British in the King’s African Rifles.
Winning a medal for bravery.
Well done Idi.?
So Baldrick,
Do your fuckin research better you traitorous little virtue signaller.

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/britains-forgotten-wars-with-tony-robinson
(Link provided by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff)

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Sliding Doors

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I can´t express the depth of my hatred for sliding doors. I had several installed in a big flat I lived in about 20 years ago and after a while they ended up getting stuck or warped and required the strength of Samson to open or close. I moved a couple of years back and had to have them installed again as my present place is a lot smaller with no room to swing a cat.

Now the same thing is happening again. Every time I want a shirt or socks, I have a wrestling match with the unwieldy defiant bloody thing that refuses to run smoothly on its castors and leaves me red faced and foul mouthed. Fuck sliding doors and whoever invented them. To make things worse my wife has just put up a hideous curtain between the kitchen and living room that looks as if separates the rooms in a Turkish brothel. (How do you know what a Turkish brothel looks like? – NA.)

Interior design – bah humbug!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

18th Century Wokeness

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Do you cunts ever think that the woke mob out there are actually taking the piss?
Hogarth, the 18th century satirist and artist is being all but cancelled. You may know him for savage satires on 18th century morals and society but apparently he is racist, sexist and xenophobic. Nothing about trannies yet, but give them time.

”While Hogarth’s work often expressed a critical view of 18th century society, the curators said, “they also reveal the entrenchment of racist, sexist and xenophobic stereotypes”.

Then there is this comment: About a chair for fucksake:–

“The chair is made from timbers shipped from the colonies, via routes which also shipped enslaved people. Could the chair also stand in for all those unnamed black and brown people enabling the society that supports his vigorous creativity?”

That has to be a pisstake. Surely no sane person could seriously come up with such woke gibberish? About an 18th century satirist.
Anyway, look at the link and ask ‘ You cannot be serious. You are taking the piss.’

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/11/canceling-hogarth.php

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Justin Welby [15]

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What a cunt this wretch is. Firstly, what the fuck is this dress wearing, bullshit believing knob doing at the COP 26 or whatever it’s called? He’s not a scientist, or a politician, his day job seems to be diddling pensioners out of money for a leaky roof on a church somewhere, at least a pikey tells you it’s your roof that needs fixing.

Today, he went all shock and awe on the media, as he stated that if today’s politicians don’t address the climate change issue they will be guilty of crimes against humanity far worse than Hitler. What the actual fuck.

Link to story.

He started backtracking immediately, and apologised straight away to the Jews, which ok, they were murdered in massive numbers, but what about the Poles? The Russians? Is he only interested in people persecuted for their faith?

The delegates for this shit show visited the Pope before kicking off the conference, again, fuck knows why. Vatican scientists are too busy trying to prove that bollock faced conwoman Theresa was a saint because someone cured their cancer using a photo of her.
As it happens, the Pope could actually have an effect on climate change, by asking his simpleton followers to wear a condom. The cunt.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Dead Pool [228]

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Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted the next ‘name’ to pass away would be Gerald Sinstadt. Known for being an old school footie commentator back when footie was great and commentating was done properly. He was 91.

On to Dead Pool 228.

The Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve but you can always steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You can’t switch picks once chosen until the next pool.

5) Please check your nom’s haven’t already been selected as we can’t be arsed to check.

So without further ado, get on with it…