Akon’s Wankonda Paradise

A what the fuck is wrong with you, cunting for some degenerate, virtue signalling, rap star, cunt named, Akon.

First things first; any one named celebretard is a cunt. Madonna, cunt. Bono, cunt.
Beyonce, cunt. Sting, cunt. Cher, cunt. The recently cunted Banksy, cunt. Sadly, the list is endless. And sadder still is the edition of this stupid cunt known as Akon.

Aliaune Damala Badara Akon Thiam is a Senegalese/Africunt/Americunt who wants to build…wait for it…WAKONDA!

You cannot make this shit up!

Since 2018 this carpet kissing, jungle bunny has been in talks with the government of Senegal to build a modern African utopia just outside of Dakar. The goal is to make this a tourist destination for Black people from all over the world. Senegalese President, Macky Sall, has reportedly given Akon 3 square miles of land near some fucking airport for the city. Development is said to be well under way, with first phase completion sometime in 2023.

On September 1, Akon laid the utopia’s first stone and claimed new found inspiration in the tragic death of the world’s most famous actor that nobody ever heard of, Chadwick Boseman…THE Black Panther himself. Speaking at the ceremony, Akon said, “As you come from America, or Europe, or anywhere in the diaspora, and you feel like you want to visit Africa, we want Senegal to be your first stop.”

This great urban utopia will be a modern virtue signalling paradise. It will be designed by architect Hussein Bakri to resemble the fictional city of Wakonda. It will be entirely solar powered and will even have it’s own currency. Well not really. There will be no actual currency just a cryptocurrency named after it’s glorious founder…the Akoin.

Upon completion it will house 300,000 people and is expected to bring a financial boom to Senegalese tourism and indeed it’s overall economy. Which will be greatly need as the project is estimated to cost over 6 BILLION dollars.

Wait. What? Six BILLION fucking dollars! For a new utopian city, designed to bring black tourists to a 3rd world shit hole, that ranks 127th out of 150 on the Human Development Index. Are you fucking out of your mind? What the fuck are you thinking?

Six BILLION dollars? As of 2018 Senegal was $14,500,000 in debt that it couldn’t repay and was applying for loan relief from the IMF? Where in the fuck are they getting 6 BILLION dollars to build fucking Wakonda?

Do they have any idea of the real good they could do with that money? For 6 BILLION dollars they could line that famous puddle with mud bricks and run a bamboo pipeline directly to M’Tembe’s fly infested, dung covered hut. He’d never have to walk over there again. For Mohammed’s sake, they could even weave a mesh of palm leaves and filter out the Rhino piss. What the fuck are these cunts thinking?

One other point needs to be made here about this cunt Akon. In April of 2007, he performed a simulated sex act with a 15 year old girl at a concert in Trinidad and Tobago. The act was filmed and uploaded to the internet. It was also shown on local TV…CCN TV 6. The video was condemned by several Fox News personalities and removed from YouTube but reports say it was subsequently restored.

Most virtue signalling celebretatds are stupid cunts. But this degenerate Akon is a special kind of stupid cunt.

Nominated by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

73 thoughts on “Akon’s Wankonda Paradise

  1. Liberia hasn’t really worked out has it? It was in the news last week for the number one country in the world for rape. Way to go. I bet the rest of the top ten may have similar inhabitants. Funny how you never see Liberia as a holiday destination either. Can we get Gordon Ramsey to go there and fuck with them, it would end like the scene in the film ‘The Wild Geese’ where the fruit gets hacked to pieces by the Simbas. At least in my head it does…

  2. Sirs:

    Some black people in the southern American state of Georgia have bought land in order to set up their own town.

    Here is a completely objective account of this effort. (Try not to get any on you.)


    While this Akon’s wannabe Wakanda is a million-to-one shot, this more modest version — Wakandaville, perhaps — is a perhaps a better bet at 100-1 against.

    Still a long shot, though. I’d rather bet on over/under propositions — how many days after the official establishment of Wakandaville until the first drive-by shooting, that sort of thing.

    PS: After the film “Black Panther” was released, travel agencies in the U.S. actually got inquiries from people looking to book flights to Wakanda. So we’re not dealing with the right side of the bell curve here.

    • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

      Like five year olds making dens under mums kitchen table.
      History lessons needed for these “intellectual’s”

  3. I hope this project is a massive success. We can then start to repatriate our dark keys.

  4. I am aware that it is bad form on this website to criticise a nomination. However.
    Maybe you are confusing the national debt (with the annual budget deficit) of Senegal. The national debt in 2018 was more or less $US 15,000,000,000. Pedantic maybe; but more than a little relevant.

  5. A $6 billion dollar utopia in Africa run by a convicted convict? Nothing dodgy or unusual about that…. but then again I’m a realist.

    Yes, thats right, thats the correct spelling. REALIST. Africans are dirty, thieving, corrupt cunts. Its not racism, its reality. Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

  6. Should change his name to Akont… (say it fast enough and it sounds like an Irish person saying A Cunt).

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