Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Justin Welby [15]

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What a cunt this wretch is. Firstly, what the fuck is this dress wearing, bullshit believing knob doing at the COP 26 or whatever it’s called? He’s not a scientist, or a politician, his day job seems to be diddling pensioners out of money for a leaky roof on a church somewhere, at least a pikey tells you it’s your roof that needs fixing.

Today, he went all shock and awe on the media, as he stated that if today’s politicians don’t address the climate change issue they will be guilty of crimes against humanity far worse than Hitler. What the actual fuck.

Link to story.

He started backtracking immediately, and apologised straight away to the Jews, which ok, they were murdered in massive numbers, but what about the Poles? The Russians? Is he only interested in people persecuted for their faith?

The delegates for this shit show visited the Pope before kicking off the conference, again, fuck knows why. Vatican scientists are too busy trying to prove that bollock faced conwoman Theresa was a saint because someone cured their cancer using a photo of her.
As it happens, the Pope could actually have an effect on climate change, by asking his simpleton followers to wear a condom. The cunt.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Dead Pool [228]

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Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted the next ‘name’ to pass away would be Gerald Sinstadt. Known for being an old school footie commentator back when footie was great and commentating was done properly. He was 91.

On to Dead Pool 228.

The Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve but you can always steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You can’t switch picks once chosen until the next pool.

5) Please check your nom’s haven’t already been selected as we can’t be arsed to check.

So without further ado, get on with it…

Horizon Parking & ASDA

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Now I have been using ASDA for some time and by virtue of a blue badge get to park for free.

Asda employ an individual to patrol the car park and issue fines whilst collecting abuse from the general public. So I am not sure why,( cost saving or no one wants to be a traffic warden there)but ASDA have bought in Number plate recognition cameras connected to their pay on exit machines, However disabled parking is still free!

To enjoy my free parking I must take my photo part blue badge to customer services register my car, go back to my car display the photo part and then I am free to shop.
Sounds great until you realise some of us cant walk that well so I am fucked before I do the isles. Mrs B did raise this with one of the roll out staff and was informed that it is the driver who should pop in with the badge, as you can imagine she was gob smacked, I for my part couldn’t be arsed to walk over to him because pain to answer ratio would not be worth it.

So on this one I am going to say that ASDA are a bunch of cunts who did not think that one through did they, Ditto Horizon parking for having such a shit system most car parks have disabled scanners on the machine, type in reg scan badge and leave.

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

The Ministry of Defence [4]

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I wish to cunt the MoD for denying Dennis Hutchings the honour of having serving Life Guards as pall bearers at his funeral.

Not content with hounding the poor bugger to death by allowing him to be dragged before the bent Courts in Belfast, they have shown the final insult. A curse be upon them.

And these are the cunts who provided pall bearers for that uber cunt Jimmy Saville in the form of serving Royal Marines (to my shame – we hated the cunt).

To me this demonstrates the utter cuntery going through what shit the MoD has for brains, aided and abetted by the following total cunts

1. The “Police Service of Northern Ireland” – created by total wanker Patten after kicking the RCU in the teeth – IRA quisling cunts
2. The Crown Prosecution Service – “we have no new evidence but we’ll do it anyway” – political appeasing cunts
3. The assorted lawyers and hangers on – money grabbing cunts
4. BoJo the Clown who has reneged on yet another promise to pardon all those who served in that hellhole full of maniac Paddy cunts
5. The BBC for giving their usual support for the terrorists – cunts

If I were the Hutchings family, I would ban the following from going anywhere near the funeral

1. Anyone from the MoD
2. The PSNI
3. The CPS
4. The Bastard Brainwashing Cunts
5. Any serving Life Guard above the rank of RSM for not having the balls to provide serving Life Guards regardless of what their political and MoD masters say

Rest in Peace, Dennis. God bless you.

Big Al

PS woe betide any of these cunts if they turn up on my doorstep

Link to story. (Link care of CuntyMort – NA)

Nominated by: Big Al

Harry & Megan [12]

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Harry and Meghan
… for must be about the eighty-third quintillionth time now.

According to this:
Boo hoo hurty feelings link.

People are being paid to write mean things about her online. And who might these shadowy figures be, I wonder. Has Her Maj taken this time off from her regular duties in order to slip brown envelopes stuffed with cash to social media types down dark alleys, or maybe, just maybe, it might Machiavellian Meg herself, in the hope that this might provide her with another excuse to go sobbing to Oprah?

You be the judge!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

And here’s another regarding Migraine and her “charitable” donations, courtesy of Meat Curtains.

Markle and Paid Leave.

A cunt’s cuntishness is being foisted on us plebs unfortunate enough to not have money trees growing on our sprawling estates.

As a small business owner (7 employees) I can’t afford to pay people who are not working unless I somehow project just how fucked I will be annually (anally) and pass that on to my clients.

Life deals us all blows that take us from our jobs at times and those who dare to take on the daunting task of running a business can’t absorb everyone’s woes FFS.
Hey Me again, along with coffee let them eat cake you deluded CUNT!

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Do your worst cunters! She fucking deserves it.