Ah well. Another day, another Islamist atrocity.
The Mayor of Nice, Christian Estrosi, has stated that there has been ‘a terrorist attack’ at Notre Dame basilica, with three people dead, one almost beheaded. The Mayor has reported that the suspect repeatly yelled ‘Allahah Akbar’ before being arrested. What a surprise.
The French police had better keep the cunt responsible very securely under lock and key. Oh no doubt the usual wallies will be out with their candles singing ‘Kumbaya’, but I suspect that many in France would like to arrange an unofficial necktie party for the culprit asap.
We truly have allowed a cancer to live and fester among us in the West. For this we owe a debt of gratitude to the liberal elites who have encouraged this to happen over many decades, without bothering to ask us if we actually wanted the ‘benefits’ of ‘enrichment’. We’ve also got to accept our own share of responsibility for the situation, simply for sleep-walking along and allowing it to happen to our countries.
No doubt that there are many more of these vile lunatics living under the radar all over Europe, just waiting for the word to creep out of their holes and cause more carnage. Jihadis and their sympathisers and supporters are pure filth. They will show us no quarter.
I wish that I had an answer to this accursed problem, but I fear that actually, it’s now far too late to find one. We’re stuck with this abominable curse, but hey, don’t get too angry or outspoken about it, or it’s likely that you’ll be accused of ‘hate crime’ and ‘Islamophobia’.
Dog help us.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

In these dark days of Covid-2020, when we’re in need of a bit of a laugh, it’s nice to know that we can depend upon the Labour Party to lift the mood of the nation.
The Equality and Human Rights Commission has found ‘significant failings in the way the Party has handled anti-Semitic complaints over the last four years’, and has damned ‘a lack of leadership within the Party on these issues’. Former leader Jeremy Corbyn also stands accused of ‘political interference’ in the complaints process.
Needless to say this has prompted another outbreak of good humour, comradely love and unity within the ranks. Catweasle has popped up to claim that ‘the scale of the problem was dramatically overstated for political reasons’. He went on to state that this was done by his opponents within and outwith the party, and (of course) by the meeja.
Failure to retract his comments has led to the leadership suspending him from the party, ‘pending investigation’. As Jezza’s supporters rally round to condemn the suspension, it’s odds on that a new bout of back-stabbing and bitter recriminations will now erupt as Labour’s on-going civil war continues.
HM’s Opposition? You must be joking. What an absolute bunch of useless, self-regarding, navel-gazing tossers. They just can’t help themselves, but it’s great entertainment. The Labour Party; it’s the gift that keeps on giving to grateful cunters everywhere.
Let’s keep that red rag to a bull flying. Let’s keep that Momentum going.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

People on TV who wave their hands about when speaking.
Why does everyone on TV feel the need to wave their damn hands about when they speak?
Is it because they are puppets and an out of sight assistant is pulling their strings?
No – they are told to do it (especially politicians) by body language “experts” who seem to think it emphasises the point the talking heads are trying to make, and it gives them a change from their usual deflection tactics when refusing to answer questions – “You know, er, so, the thing is” etc.
It is a relatively recent thing but it sends me barking mad STOP DOING IT FOR FUCKS SAKE – WE ARE NOT CABBAGES AND DO NOT NEED VISUAL AIDS TO ACCOMPANY YOUR LIES!
Feel better now.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

I’m having my daughter to stay with me this week for half term. Don’t see her as often as I’d like as she’s in Southampton and I’m in Bristol.
She’s 13 and is doing fine at school by the sound of it. She always gets good reports and does her homework diligently. So what’s the problem you may ask? The problem is that she knows Jack shit about fuck all!
Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t expect her general knowledge to be anywhere near the level of mine but she couldn’t tell you which city the Eiffel tower is in, who the Russian president is or which river runs through London. You know, £100 type questions on Who wants to be a millionaire.
God knows what they teach them at school these days although you’ll be unsurprised to hear that she seems to know all about slavery. I’m trying to keep her amused and busy this week but any spare time she has is spent staring at her smartphone or tablet playing online games with her friends.
Some of you may be familiar with the Einstein quote;
“I fear the day when technology overlaps with our humanity. The world will only have a generation of idiots”
Don’t know how Einstein managed to predict that happening 100 years ago. Apparently he was quite a clever bloke!
One could argue that general knowledge is a waste of time these days as any fact can be found in about 30 seconds flat with the smartphone in your pocket. You could also argue that there is no need to know where the Eiffel tower is. Personally I would argue that that’s bollocks.
These morons are going to be running the country in 20-25 years time. Be scared! Mind you, they probably couldn’t do a much worse job than Boris and his bunch of that’s!

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt

When I first saw this term, l thought forest fires had started ripping through Snowdonia or the Brecon Beacons. Then I realised it was being used for the 2 week lockdown which we in England would call a circuit breaker lockdown.
At the time of writing, we’ve now reached the ridiculous position of police checks on the ‘border’, stopping people from leaving or entering for ‘non-essential journeys’.
What’s so fuckin’ ridiculous is that Gloucestershire police are assisting these buggers by carrying out their own checks. WTF has this got to do with English police?

The Welsh government has stopped people from buying ‘non-essential goods’.
Picture the scene: a Welsh policeman pulls up a motorist crossing into England.
“ Good day Sir. Would you mind stepping out your car and opening the boot?”
Motorist: I don’t do drugs, officer.
PC : It’s not about that Sir. Please open that bag.
Motorist : unzips a hold-all and takes out items of clothing.
PC : Can you explain to me what 30 pairs of socks are doing on your person?
Motorist : I didn’t know they were an illegal substance Officer.(note – they should be in my case.)
PC : You say you bought them from Tesco in Pontypool? They are classed as a non essential item and I have no choice but to fine you £100 on the spot.
Motorist : Pays cash and PC pockets cash for the annual Christmas ball.

What a fuckin’ load of nonsense. What a load of cunts circuit breakers and the Marxist Welsh government are.

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt