(No lascivious thoughts at the header pic please – Day Admin)
I’d like to nominate the Emma Raducanu hype machine.
I’m no Tennis fan but even I can see she’s bang average at best, she fluked her way to winning the U.S. open over a year ago, since then she has gained over £10 million in sponsorship deals, an OBE and a level of fame she really doesn’t deserve.
I must make it clear I have no issue with Emma as she’s still pretty young and naive, its the hype around her that I find rather cuntish. Although she does conveniently get minor injuries whenever she’s in a losing position however I believe that’s probably a gen Z trait as they’re used to being rewarded for mediocrity.
In case no cunt has noticed today is July 4th, Independence Day in yankland. How do they celebrate? Another massacre naturally. So far 6 dead and 24 injured and counting in Chicago. Live shooter still at large. God Bless America!!!!!
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Only in America.I despair.
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This ‘tennis’ you speak of…
*lights cigarette *
Qu’est-ce que c’est?’
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We have always rewarded Mediocrity in British Tennis probably because we are so shit at it, Tiger Tim, if there ever was an ill fitting name this was it, then that Pasty Balding Jock who was decent for about 6 months, the rest you could find people at your local park who are equally as good, Annabel Croft can be excused as she looks like a posh dirty cow and probably go’s like a Sewing machine when she been at the Charlie.!
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Annabel Croft, sewing machine?
She’s is an excellent Singer. Have you heard her on backing vocals with Cliff?
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Probably had to hold her nose to avoid the pungent vapours emanating from his colostomy bag!
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I bet she smashes more than a tennis balll
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I was recently introduced to some worthless cunt who had an OBE. When introduced they forgot to mention it so he rather snobbishly said ‘Well actually it’s Tim *****man ‘OBE’ snort snort! My really was “Really? Well, I had no idea! Do tell, who’s reflected glory are you basking in because as everyone here knows OBE stands for ‘other buggers efforts’ so wind your fucking neck in, mate as gongs and titles mean absolutely fuck all out here unless you’re a Sultan or Dato, of which you are neither’. What a pompous cunt.
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Tiger Tim. A fucking bum who couldn’t win a raffle. When the cunt is on the BBC and they list his ‘achievements’ as ‘Wimbledon Semi Finalist’ and he’s actually proud of that? Pure comedy…🤣🤣🤣
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Yeah, the daft twat is definitely a ‘semi’.
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Good Morning,
Off topic, I know, but I had a mate in the 1980s who received a letter offering the OBE for his efforts in exporting shoes to the far east. Shoes coming into the UK attracted a duty of 2% and those being exported to China and Japan were at a rate of around 100% plus various other disincentives.
Roger is invited to a DTI (renamed the Board of Trade as the Secretary of State enjoyed being called Mr. President) evening reception where he is told that if he meets the SoS he should call him Mr. President. He duly does and is congratulated on his efforts and asked if there is anything the DTI can do to help. Roger mentions the duty rates and the SoS says absolutely right , put it in writing. Roger pulls out a sheaf of papers, he just happens to have with him, and says I have been doing so for 5 years and gives them to him. Roger never got his OBE.
No prizes for guessing the SoS was Lord Hesletine.
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Tiger(lily) Tim couldn’t win a match if tennis was part of the special Olympic’s, rewarded for failure, the embarrassment of watching the wanker skulk of after week one at Wimbledon, although he has had a piece of sloping ground named after him ( Henman Hill) probably used for posh dogs to Shit all over.!
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I must admit that I don’t find Emma anywhere near as irritating as Heather Watson.
What a cringeworthy girly swot goody goody arselick Watson is….🤢
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I wonder, is Heather Watson related to trust fund supercunt and talentless snot bucket, Emma Twatson? It’s a thought….🤔
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Also massively shit too
Her utter elation at getting to the 4th round in a 10 year plus career was only matched for laughs by an unknown German battering her in the next round.
Usually gets dumped out in round 1 of every tournament she plays
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They all do it these days, Cunt of the Litter. A football team narrowly avoids relegation, yet they ‘celebrate’ with champagne and act like they have actually won something. Same goes for twats like that odious little cunt Raheem Sterling, who ‘celebrates’ ‘winning’ a penalty by diving and is jumping around like he’s scored before it’s even been taken. And fireworks and ticker tape for a Division 4 play-off and cunts acting like its the World Cup Final? Fucking embarrassing and total cunts, the lot of them…
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Also and perhaps most pertinently NONE of the recent batch of “British’ tennis players are British.
Raducanu
Norrie
Konta
All foreigners
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19 year old with $10m dollars in the bank in ‘can’t be arsed’ anymore shocker!
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Viz had a Tim Henman Wimbledon Wall Chart when it was on. It only went to the Quarter Finals.
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The way cunts used to wet themselves over Henman failing time after time and all that ‘Henman Hill’ bollocks made me embarrassed to be British. Utter fucking imbeciles rewarding failure. They were actually proud that Henman was shit and they reveled in his incompetence. Just like that clown Eddie the Eagle. He was seen as a ‘hero’ and a ‘character’. Nah, he was a cunt and a washout. Just like ‘Timbo’, the inept cunt.
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Yep absolutely Norman . Imagine any other 1st world country acting like this . The Americans, despite their recent lack of tennis success, would never celebrate getting to the 4th round .
What a fucking joke
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That said Emma’s Dad was good when he was at Arsenal, I quite like him.
Name was Nwanko I believe
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