
‘Holy hooters Batman; you’ve got er…breasts! Are you *gulp* one of those *cough* transexuals now?’
‘You oaf Robin! Ah ain’t no man, ah’m a woman, and these babies ah’m packing into this incredibly tight costume ah all mahn!’
Well it had to happen. The latest Bat-themed caped crusader to maraud around the mean streets of Gotham is *gasp* a woman.
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Ah, but in the first ‘season’ of the ‘Batwoman’ tv series, Batwoman was, er, white. Now for ‘season’ two, she’s black.
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She has a new costume, because the production team thought it important *quote* ‘to emphasise that Batwoman is a Black girl’. (her skin colour and hair wouldn’t have been enough to tip the viewer off to that one?).
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Not finished virtue-signalling yet though. Batwoman is an ‘out an’ proud’ lesbian.
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Still not finished. Batwoman is played by (wait for it) bisexual actperson Javicia Leslie.
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Gosh but Hollywood just loves to show off its ‘right on’ credentials these days. Does anybody know when ‘woke’ Batwoman is due to air here? I can’t wait to see how they fake up our heroine parking the Batmobile perfectly.
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Nominated by: Ron Knee



