Congratulations to J R Cuntley who correctly predicted Peter Lorimer would be the next person of note to pass on. Lorimer was a professional footballer. Noted for his powerful shots from distance, he made his name playing for Leeds United. He also represented Scotland at international level.

On to Dead Pool 206.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

It’s time for for a gert-lush-alright-me-babba- cider-I-up-landlord cunting for Bristol City Council.

Get those cheque books out boys because it’s reparations time.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CleoDanceBaton/status/1366730970183966722

I now.have three questions:

1) Which bods will receive the reparations?
2) Which bods will pay the reparations? I very much doubt the honkies who benefited from the slave trade will pay a penny.
3) Why did the woman who narrated the film in the Twitter link adopt an accent straight out of the deep south of Merica when she grew up in the same city as Vicky Pollard.

Answers on a postcard please.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/mar/02/bristol-council-calls-for-parliamentary-inquiry-on-slavery-reparations

Nominated by: SimmyJavil

Recently, there has been an increase in attacks on East Asians in the USA. In one attack, an 84 year old Thai man was attacked and died of his injuries. These are appalling attacks and I condemn them completely. I’d heard and read about a few of these attacks and pretty much all reports were pointing the finger at Trump for saying stuff like ‘China virus’.

Well, guess what. All the footage you’ll find of these attacks shows black males assaulting Asians in unprovoked atracks. Most of these attacks are large, young black males attacking small, elderly and frail Asian males.

When this came out (that it wasn’t white Trumpers doing these attacks, as they were hinting), the black ‘community’ and the left wing media performed some of the best mental gymnastics I’ve ever seen.

It’s the honkies fault. Because of our oppression of dark keys, they are angry at the fact they are more likely to die of the Rona.

There are many more articles out there like this one.

https://www.yesmagazine.org/opinion/2021/02/12/anti-asian-attack-justice/

I don’t know about you, and yes, this is Yankeeland, but I for one am sick to death of blacks blaming white people for their crimes.

Stop being violent cunts, how about that? Maybe go to Africa, where the violence levels are more suited to your needs? You’ll also have the added bonus if not having any honkies around to blame.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

George RR Martin deserves a nomination. I’m not a fan of this guy, but I’m subscribed to the channels of several YouTubers who are, so I’m familiar with his work. I wasn’t a fan of Game of Thrones either. I watched the first 30 minutes of the first episode and then switched it off. Shite. Boring, soul destroying shite. Apparently, the final season was the worst. This was because the producers weren’t much good at their jobs, but mainly because unlike the other seven seasons, they had no book to work from. Why did they have no book to work from? Because George RR Martin is a lazy cunt magpie.

Y’see, ol’George has been writing his final Games of Thrones book, The Winds of Winter, for TEN…FUCKING…YEARS. It seems George has become enthralled by his celebrity status, and vast fortune, and has spent that time mostly doing anything other than actually writing his book. He’s even bought his own railroad apparently. He occasionally posts updates to the fans who have kept faith with him, and has, equally occasionally, done some work on the book. But mostly he’s been off doing the celebrity thing. A few weeks ago, he called people who kept asking him when Winds of Winter would be finished, “assholes” and “dickheads”. No, George, they are neither. After waiting for ten years for a book that isn’t even half finished (his own admission) I’d say they have every right to ask where the fuck your book is. And to be perfectly honest, after fucking them about for so long, the ignorant fat cunt should grateful that he even HAS any fans. I’d have given up long ago.

I’ve seen him on TV a couple of times and he comes across as an arrogant, short tempered cunt. And now the chances of him finishing the book before he pegs out (he’s in his seventies now) are even more remote, because he’s just proudly announced that he’s helping to develop a TV show. Sooo…no work on the book, again, eh George? His remaining fans should now drop their slavish devotion and admit that this fat prick is never going to deliver, and move on to an author far more deserving of their adulation. And money. Watch how quick he finishes his book then.

(A link provided by the dashing Night Admin. Check out the picture of the prick who wrote the article, Erik Kain – NA)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2021/02/02/winds-of-winter-george-rr-martin-grrm-game-of-thrones-next-book-update/?sh=465d8939587b

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(Thunderbirds are Go Fuck Yourself – NA)

A maiden cunting for our Lou Lou. Why is she a cunt? The silly old whore thought she was 21 again, left her husband and kids to party hard with her buddy, Daisy Lowe, whilst thinking she was going to relaunch her career as every man on the planet wanted to insert his winkie in her.

Sorry Lou, but you were a babe back in the 90s, but you are a wrinkly old has-been now. The relaunched career didn’t quite work out, did it? Not a day goes past without her gurning fizzog in the papers. How Christmas is so hard for her. How her friends deserted her. How she can’t get a date.

Louise, please just fuck off you vain, irritating woman. And put some bloody clothes on; you are not 21.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback