Nothing to do with chinky skullduggery, Bill Gates, flat earthers or any of that crap.
I had the shot on Saturday afternoon (because of a kidney related problem) and it makes you fucking suffer. Every bit of me, apart from my knob, aches. Splitting headaches, shivering even when the heating is on, nausea, puking. That’s why I’ve been missing for a day or two and I am still suffering the after effects. I don’t know if it works in the long term, but its side effects are a total cunt.
Nominated by: Norman
and on a similar side-effects note, here’s one from Sir Limply Stoke
Dodgy vaccines, dodgy politicians
Did a quick tot up and going back to 1952 I have had the following innoculations:
Kicked off with smallpox and since then I have also had vaccs for diptheria, typhoid, tetanus, polio, TB, some bizzare Indian bug which I caught anyway, hepatitus, seasonal flu, pneumonia and most recently Covid (Oxford AstraZeneca). am still alive and have never vomited aliens. No side effects from any of them or their boosters.
Then along comes the Oxford AstraZeneca and immediately demonstrates Black Opps – denounced by hissy fit EU as untestested, Macron states it doesn’t work, Merkel announces on TV that she would not take it. Then EU claims it fails to work on under 30s then it is dangerous for the over 65s (that’s me fucked then). Then along come the blood clots and rather counter-intuitively haemorrhaging as alleged in Austria and Italy. Also South Africa dumps its batches on darkest Africa claiming they do not work on virus variants.
Much speculation that it is a rogue batch but news blackout on which plant in which country produced it. Manufacturing sites include India, UK, Switzerland, Italy and Norway.
http://www.businessinsider.com/astrazeneca-covid-vaccine-countries-suspend-denmark-thailand-batch-blood-clots-2021-3?r=US&IR=T
Clearly at a time of great shortage worldwide of vaccines there is a large slosh of same circulating unwanted. This leads me to the Big Idea. Iran has a great shortage of vaccines and while the uncharitable may think “tough cheddar” there is the Zadari Ratcliff hostage problem. Iran claims a large wodge of cashola for paid for but undelivered UK tanks dating back to the fall of the Shah and the smart money has it that the present and ongoing hostage situation is an attempt to extort same from the UK. Solution? Swop hostage for dodgy vaccines. Simple.
Humanitarian concern that our Iranian friends might develop blood clots? Tough cheddar.




