Craig Kelly

This voice criminal has been winding me up for years with his piss boiling annoying voice being used in adverts so frequently that I’m now living in a permanent state of ‘alert’ for the first hint of his voice, so that I can immediately switch off whatever device it’s coming out of.

Never heard of him? Bet you have, here he is at work :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fv5c3YuWMk

I don’t do adverts, TV or otherwise, but if I ever happen to hear a few ads in the course of a day this cunt is invariably voicing one of them as it seems all the ad bods love his fay vowelled patter to such a degree that the cunt is seemingly never off the air!

Nominated by CuntryCunt

Guy Verhofstadt
This man is a raving EU MEP lunatic who announced on Twitter that the EU should create a single economic area with Africa.Can you imagine the free movement of people, which will likely be in one direction, from Africa to Europe? Crime rates will go through the roof.

This insane superstate globalist is probably after the Kalergi Prize, which is a real prize handed out by the EU for outstanding work for EU unity. What’s wrong with a gong for peace? The fact that it is given in the name of the mad EU founder,Kalergi, who wrote a book which reads like a reverse Mein Kampf .

Nominated by Cuntologist

The Markles
Never been an anti royalist before, as they did their thing, and I did mine, and that was that. However, since Harry hooked up with that woman, they have become big news. Not discretely tucked away just before the ‘and finally’ bit, but fucking headline material. Recently, you can’t turn on the tv or read the news without acres of pictures and footage of that simpering bint clutching her guts like last nights vindaloo is about to fill her knickers. And, if that isn’t annoying enough, we have her trashy family playing out their domestic woes on an uninterested public, already battered into a coma by blanket negative coverage of Brexit and Trump. Please fuck off, the lot of you, at least the scummy Kardashians stick to the sidebar of shame.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Temporary traffic lights.

These bastard things need no introduction, and everyone knows they are a cunt. What pisses me off is that yet again, my village is under siege from these effing things, and not content with just having the lights controlling traffic, we now have pedestrian crossings installed with them too! So, is it the fact that these cunts make you sit there 20 times longer than any other traffic light system even when no other twat is there for the green light making my blood boil? No, it’s the fact that I wish I was the cunt that invented the damn things so I could get rich off everyone’s suffering of them.
I guess I’m cunting myself. Oh well, plenty enough call me a grumpy cunt.

Nominated by The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

Knife amnesties.

What a waste of fucking time.
Two or three times a year you see some serious looking chief of police prick on the telly, standing over what appears to be the contents of some cunts kitchen drawer layed out on the ground and claiming another massive success.
Do they honestly think that the people who are handing these knives in are the same people that would ever dream of using them as a weapon.
Thanks to Doris’ do gooder husband, she is now missing her butter knife, but for less than twenty quid, the Leyroys and LeBrons of this world can purchase a working replica of anything from a Bowie knife to a blade from Lord of the rings, or game of thrones, and walk down the street waving it about.
I’m looking at you Scarborough.
That’s if you want something a bit flash of course, I wonder if it is possible to buy a carving knife for less than a pound? ANYWHERE!
So for fucks sake, stop wasting everyones time by pretending you have made one iota of fucking difference by collecting fucking cheese graters from middle aged white folk.
Silly cunts.

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Christo