I’d like to cunt…my generation. Now i know the gentlemen in this great institution that is ISAC who are a tad older (i’m 29) would wholeheartedly agree with this cunting, we appear to be a lost cause but i’d like to throw the other side of the cunting coin at the older folk too.

We have been called the snowflake generation. That is true for many reasons, most folk my age or younger lack discipline, an attention span and are too fucking sensitive. Growing up, when i was going to primary school, it was the end of an era were teachers could assault you if you fucked up. I hated one teacher in particular but by fuck he made sure i did fucking well in all my subjects least i got the ruler. Those days are long gone,were even the teacher can’t command any respect from pupils. Why? Beacause some jumped up twat believes raising your voice to a pupil will cripple them emotionally. Fuck off.

A mate of mine took a teaching job in london (big mistake that, lot of nasty little cunts in london) and some little cunt was acting real ard. My friend is not one to be intimidated, especially by a little cunt but said cunt threatened to gut him in the street. My mate went right up to the little cunts face, looked him straight in the eyes and said he’ll by ready for him and he’ll let him take his best shot, he better pray to whatever deity ma and pa pray to cause he will smack ten shades of cunt out of him. Boy nearly pissed himself, mate nearly got the sack for standing up to a punk. He was told it’s forbidden to raise a voice or discipline his students because it could cause legal trouble to the school.

Even worse, some cunt in charge of mental health for pupils said teachers shouldn’t call female pupils “girls” or ladies” because it reminds them of their gender and may damage their mental health. Yes that’s right. She said or it said that teachers should always use gender-neutral language, and said the same advice applied for boys. That it’s not useful to be constantly reminded of your gender all the time and all the stereotypes that go with it. The word “girls” can evoke a sense that they have to do everything perfectly which can “create a lot of anxiety” in children and teenagers, while the word “boys” carries connotations of “being macho, not talking about your feelings, being told to man up”. She saved the best for last lads, fuck I’m sorry if that offended any of you, I didn’t mean to assume your gender,. She said some pupils may be transgender and find it offensive to be called a girl or boy if that’s not how they see themselves,

What monster are we breeding here? What way is humanity heading? We can’t keep going on like this bacause this is Indoctrination of the worst kind and its our kids/grandkids. I’m witnessing the effects of this cunterry first hand. I have two interns working for me and they have zero wrok ethic, zero commitment and they can’t do anything without consulting their fucking phones first. This generation don’t actually know anything. The answer are given to them on a plate for fear of frying their brains. What you get is a generation of no real skills.

Of course i made my feelings felt about their lack of initiative, for that i had a quint meeting with HR. I was called a bully. If anything, i was helping them.

Fuck the young cucks and fuck the repressed enabling old

Nominated by Cuntflappage

Credit score apps and consolidated loans.

Do not understand the point of credit score apps or the people who feel the need to continually check their credit rating. If they have a poor credit rating (I imagine because they did not pay the due amount on money owed) their situation is unlikely to improve until such monies have been repaid.

Also understand that your credit score can worsen if you apply for credit but are refused? I am not an expert in this area as always pay bills and money owed immediately.

Consolidated loans. How the fuck does it benefit anyone to amalgamate all their small loans into one big loan? The net result is exactly the same.

Nominated by Willie stroker

Mayor of San Francisco for honouring Martin McGuiness

“a posthumous award honouring Martin McGuinness’s courageous service in the military”.

“Mr McGuinness has been awarded a Certificate of Honour, the equivalent to freedom of the city.

IRA victims criticised the honour, which also recognises the former IRA leader’s role in the peace process.”

Breed has now apologised.

I though that Americans had changed their view on Terrorists post 9 11. Not all it seems

Cunts

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Old Wives Tales are for cunts, aren’t they.

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Cunt #1: I’ve finished my white wine, I think I’ll have a glass of red.
Cunt #2: Ooh, ‘Red on white, up all night!’
Cunt #3: Don’t have a beer because that’d be ‘grain on grape’.
Cunt #2: Isn’t it “Never have grape on grain”?
Cunt #1: Yes that’s correct, “Beer before wine, you’ll be fine.”
Cunt #3: Isn’t it “Wine on beer, you’ll feel queer”?
Cunt #4: I thought it was “Beer before liquor, never been sicker”?
Cunt #1: Is liquor the same as spirits?
Cunt #4: Yes. “Spirits before beer, you’ll be clear.”

For Fuck’s sake hammerheads, it’s all alcohol and it’s all nonsense. Next you’ll be telling me not to watch tv or read in the dark because it damages my vision! Perhaps I could eat carrots to improve my eyes?
Perhaps I should avoid horseradish or carry an acorn for longer life? This might help if I swallow gum because it takes seven years to digest and I’d better avoid eating bread crusts otherwise my hair might become curly.

Psh. Cunts.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous