Alcohol Guidelines, or more importantly the consumption of, deserves a cunting. I was always of the opinion that men could ‘safely’ drink more than women, based on absolutely factually confirmed details such as metabolism, weight etc. Well it would appear no longer.

Seems that from August 2016 the government published new guidelines reducing men’s ‘safe’ units from 21 to 14 to be in line with wimminz.

So there at the brush of a stroke all wiped away the basic fact that men and women are not the fucking same. But rather than admit to that, easier to pretend that they are, especially in today’s ‘equal’ society.

Same applies to everything else in life, alcohol aside. Dunno about you, but if I was caught in a fire who would I rather have trying to rescue me? Surely physicality has to form part of the selection process to be able to do a specific job? Just sweeping it all away under the mantra ‘men and women are equal’ is complete and utter bollocks.

You can’t change basic biological facts you ignorant cunts. Why can’t we just embrace them and move on.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

A prize nomination for Zamzam Ibrahim, the newly voted president of the National Union of Students.
The incoming president has said that she wanted to “oppress white people” and have an “Islamic takeover”.
Zamzam Ibrahim, 24, from Greater Manchester, also described the Government’s counter-extremism strategy as “disastrous” and “racist”.
Using the hastag #IfIWasPresident, she wrote on Twitter in 2012: “I’d oppress white people just to give them a taste of what they put us through!” She signed off the message by writing “LMFAO”, which in urban slang is short for “Laughing My F***ing Arse Off”.
Responding to questions online about what book everyone should read, she said: “The Quraan. We would have an Islamic takeover!”
In another question about friendship between men and women, she wrote: “I’ve had this debate with many friends! Maybe in some cases but Islamically it’s incorrect for girls to be friends with a guy anyway! So I’m gonna say NO not the kind of friendship they can have with the same gender there is always boundaries.”
Ms Ibrahim, elected as NUS president at their annual conference this week, said that her remarks should not be taken “out of context” and they were from a time when she was “struggling” with her view of the world.
She went on: “I was grappling with the deep injustices I could see around me and trying to figure out how I could make the world a better place. I said these things when I was young, impressionable and still developing my personality and opinions.”
Ms Ibrahim will take over running the NUS from Shakira Martin, 28, a self-confessed former drug dealer who did not go to university and once claimed to be more radical than the Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn.

So when is this hate filled piece of garbage going to be arrested and charged with racism and incitement ? Words taken out of context ? Bollox, that leopard will never change her spots. I wonder how many dopey white guilt-ridden arseholes voted for her.
Am I glad I’m not a child or a young person growing up today, and to think that some of these arsehole students might be tomorrow’s politicians or lawmakers.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

I must nominate Dame Jocelyn Bell Burnell and the Institute of Physics. Saw this daft mare on Al Beebezeera recently, bemoaning the lack of diversity, specifically wimminz and bames in the field of physics.

The answer? To launch a scholarship aimed at these poor oppressed groups. Male caucasians need not apply.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Allergy Sufferers.
My cunt of an employer has today issued notice that any cunt at work can be stopped and questioned about what they are eating or planning to eat because an allergy sufferer might be affected. Call me an old cynic but the cunt in question has in a very short time proved to be workshy,indifferent to any rules and not above unprofessional conduct towards others,so when I overheard a conversation about how some cunt at their last job had been allegedly been trying to kill them with the offending foodstuff,I started to wonder if we were being set up for some sort of compo scam or tribunal.Beats working doesn’t it and would fund the eternal gap yah. I would like to know what the legal position is with this. What a pile of unmitigated gangrenous old cunt.

Nominated by Mary Hinge

Waitrose has apologised after it was suggested that one of their Easter confectionery products may be racist. Waitrose have a trio of chocolate ducklings on sale, a milk chocolate, white chocolate and dark chocolate duckling shaped treat. The dark chocolate duckling was labelled as the ‘ugly’ duckling, this caused a few shoppers (white snowflake cunts obviously) to complain on Twitter. Waitrose have apologised and changed the names.

We’re never going to get anywhere if this shit keeps happening. You literally can’t say a thing now without some cunt being offended. I chose Waitrose for the cunting and not the snowflake Twitter warriors because giving in to these arseholes is much worse in my book than actually being the dick who somehow is offended, even though they have no right to be, being that they have white skin. I actually think these snowflake cunts are racist and it’s some kind of reverse psychology, a bit like the old adage of when someone says, “I can’t be racist, I have loads of black friends”. Just fuck off and let us eat our chocolate ducks in peace.

Nominated by elboobio