John Major is a fucking Megacunt.

Major states that he “will seek a judicial review if the next prime minister tried to suspend Parliament to force through a no-deal Brexit”, and that he “was not going to standby and see parliamentary traditions disregarded in this fashion… it is utterly the wrong way to proceed”.

Well, John, you are a two-faced remainer cunt of the first order. I assume you didn’t mind seeing “parliamentary traditions disregarded in this fashion” when you yourself prorogued Parliament in 1997, to delay the publication of a report into the cash-for-questions scandal which was about to engulf your abortion of a Premiership? If it wasn’t for double standards, you would have no standards at all.

Here’s some other pearls which have dropped from your EU cock-receptacle:

“[Labour Leader John Smith] is the man who likes to say yes in Europe — Monsieur Oui, the poodle of Brussels.” This from 1994- you’d think this sanctimonious congenital retard was describing himself here.

“When the curtain falls it is time to get off the stage and that is what I propose to do.” This from 1997, after his party got bummed in the GE. Well, I wish you’d take your own advice. The only stage you should be on is the one that used to be at Tyburn, with a hood on and a priest walking in front of you.

“It is the one event in my life of which I am most ashamed, and I have long feared would be made public” (describing his affair with eggphobic ratbag Edwina “bony cunt” Currie). Never mind getting caught banging Currie, what about when you sold this country down the river at Maastrich, John?

Major is truly one of the biggest cunts on the planet.

Nominated by cuntzilla

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An Ode To Joy Kraut cunting please for Juncker’s successor, for not only does she looks as if she pisses her drawers and shat her brains out on the crapper, she seems to be deaf where democracy is concerned:-.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1151576/Brexit-news-UK-EU-Ursula-von-der-Leyen-European-Parliament-Commission-latest

Yes, the demented old hag wants us to forget about Brexit and join her European United States, a thought which I am sure will have Gaylord Adonis and Ken Clarke having geriatric wank sessions tonight soaking up the jizz in their blue flags with the gold stars on.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

I know this nom probably won’t attract too many votes, but all the same it still pisses me off at how libraries have turned into doss houses for drunks, druggies, annoyingly loud students, scumbags, mothers with babies, and other lowlife socially irresponsible cunts who seem to think a library is a place to chill out with your mates and be as loud and irritating as possible!

Public libraries are already in short supply across the country as it is, and yet trying to sit down at a table to read something important and/or beneficial towards one’s career hopes seems to be a dying trend given the cunts who just sit around, checking their phones and being as noisy as fucking possible.

Here in Birmingham, we have a new £200m central library; absolutely awesome place. And yet it has become a magnet for every cunt under the sun to slob around with little or no intention of using the library as a place knowledge. And yet the library security just sit on their arses and do fuck all about it.

Is nothing sacred in this shitty world in which we live?

Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen

Trophy Hunters are cunts, aren’t they?

The latest wealthy American with a turd-chewing grin hugging the corpse of a freshly-murdered animal and churning out the “preservation” clichés is Tess Thompson Talley a trophy hunter cunt from Texas. She posed with a rare black giraffe’s still-twitching body and has been prattling the same, tired “culling” excuses these murdering wingnuts usually do.

While justifying her odious behaviour and coming across as a tad unevolved on her recent CBS interview, she gibbered about making pillow cases and a gun holder from the carcass. Having butchered rare animals, she now massacres the English language and “thaanks Gaaad”. Right.

Despite there being fewer than 100,000 giraffes in the wild in Africa and the iconic species having imperiled status, she shot the 4,000lb animal on a hunting trip in South Africa in 2017. Wreathed in smiles, the wretched cunt gabbered “I am proud of that giraffe. I have decorative pillows made out of him, and everybody loves them.”

By ethnically-cleansing wildlife, this bleached-toothed cunt wants to ‘harvest’ these rare animals because “like…there is tons of people waiting to be fed by him” which still doesn’t describe the photos on social media of her hugging warm corpses while laughing like a drain.

Ironically, this slaying loudmouth ends by expressing her anger because of receiving death threats on-line. Perhaps the shitty cunt shouldn’t brutally terminate innocent animals’ lives then!

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous