What is the matter with these childish fuckers:-

‘Thousands of protesters have taken to the streets of central London in a march against Brexit and Conservative Party leadership hopeful Boris Johnson.’

They even have another fucking blimp, this time of Boris.

Fucking London again. The arsehole of the UK. None of these cunts have a fucking clue about life outside of their hipster, craft, artisan, Waitrose socialist shithole.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

What the fuck is the matter with people these days? Poor old Boris hasn’t even got the job yet and there’s a protest march to force him out.

The march in Londonstan (where else) was adressed by no other than Shola Mos-Shogbamimu, Femi Oluwole and Shahmir Sanni – all good old fashioned English names.

To them I echo what Trump said : if you hate our country and our democracy so much, feel free to fuck off and live somewhere more to your liking.

As you seem to love tbe Fourth Reich so much why not go live there? I’m sure they’ll make you welcome…

Nominated by Dioclese

I enjoy 15 to 1 on Channel 4. Sandy Toksvig doing her English Country Gentleman act rather spoils it,but I’m prepared to put up with it nevertheless.

It’s the contestants that Fuck me off.

The genuinely stupid contestant…obviously the victim of a prank,they have been convinced to go on a General Knowledge quiz by “friends” only too aware that they have no General Knowledge. It’s a mystery to me how they even manage to dress themselves,never mind answer increasingly difficult questions on varied subjects.

The Wacky contestant…usually a middle aged man,bald at the front but pony-tail at the back,dressed in an Hawaiian shirt who announces that he is an “entertainer”. Persuaded by friends and family to enter just so that they get a day off from the terminal bore.

The Chavvy Secretary contestant…a bright orange,pumped lips vision of cheapness. Can’t answer any questions unless they involve Love Island or Beyonce,squeals and claps her hands if she’s lucky enough to receive such a question.

The smug retired teacher….gives an almost contemptuous look and snort when giving the answer to a question that he knows. Wrinkles his nose,says “Not really my line of expertise” when asked something that doesn’t fall within the syllabus of 5th Form Geography/ History.

The frustrated spinster/librarian…..a dangerous contestant due to the fact that her sheer lack of allure means that she has had no distractions in her life. A lifetime spent reading “the classics” while secretly dampening her gusset at the thought of Mr. Darcy violating her dusty old fanny.

The Mr. Gupta from the corner shop….doesn’t really understand the questions but grins amiably and hopes that his appearance will convince The Border Agency that he is a true-blue Englishman and not deport him.

The full-time Mum….can’t wait to get on Mumsnet and tell the girls about just how much of a fulfilling life she enjoys…she’s not stagnating,”Oh no,just look, I’m on a quiz show”…another semi-dangerous contestant because she has nothing to do all day bar watch quiz shows and spend the child benefit of cheap boxed wine.

The Gay contestant….overly groomed and well dressed,screams with girlish glee at every one of witticisms from Sandy,he is probably there in the hope that Mr. Toksvig,or some other Media-type will strap on their 15 inch truncheon and do him up the shite-trumpet before offering him a job as a prime-time chat-show host.

Interestingly,there are very few Dark Keys on General Knowledge Shows. I’m guessing that their Probation Officer won’t allow it for fear that someone gets stabbed for “dissing” them on live television.

Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

I nominate internetshire perverts who sign up to this YouTube MILF called Banshee Moon.

I was minding my own business looking up DIY Stoves on YouTube and this old chick with a huge fake rack pops up promoting a rocket stove.

I Click on it as you would and am surprised she doesn’t burn her nipples off, quite impressed that you can watch this tidy old bird giving a bit of a review in obvious ‘titillation’ ala ‘80’s game shows.

But then I notice her website and a membership scheme from $5 to $5000 for which she gives increasing perks.

Now it sounds like at $5000 investment you get to bone this old girl but I really doubt it, so fair on her exploiting lonely/sad men willing to part with money for a pretend relationship with this ageing hag, but FFS, Sad old men paying for her plastic surgery and retirement for a signed poster of a 65 year old and a bikini pic is pissing me off because my wife doesn’t have a job.

Nominated by Captain Cuntoff

I’d to nominate a breed of male called ‘bugmen’.

These cunts have numerous identifying features;
Superficially, they have unconvincing patchy beards, glasses and are prematurely balding.
They have flabby bodies, pasty skin, thin weedy arms, soft hands, weak chins and low testosterone.
They work in office jobs, usually in cubicles for huge corporations or government departments, but never aspire to run any department or work for themselves.
They often live in big cities with large immigrant populations.
They call themselves feminists and ‘liberal-left’, they virtue signal their progressive attitudes.
They are obsessed with nerd culture and collect toys and games.
They nod at fashionable opinions, watch films based on review aggregator sites and clamour for the next gadget, which they use to watch porn and anime.
They take selfies with mouths agape and dead eyes (akin to the soy boy).

Crucially, they are culturally rootless, defining themselves by their unimpressive qualifications and over-reliance on social media to make and maintain friendships.
They are the ‘anywheres’, dickheads who would look , sound and act the same whether living in Rekjavik or Cape Town, Austin, Texas or Singapore. They have no reverence for their ancestors or heritage, embracing the culture of repudiating The West. They are poorly read, historically and culturally illiterate neophiles who pay lip service to the wonders of science while picking and choosing what they believe. They are staunch atheists without really knowing why or understanding any philosophy that grounds scientific method.

They are living a soulless existence of worshipping the ephemeral and an endless, unthinking support of the tropes of globalism; diversity, climate change, the EU, multiculturalism, the benevolence of big tech firms and neo-liberal mass consumerism.

They are fucking insects.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

(admin note, this cunting appeared just as the chap in the photo stepped into the limelight, it seemed appropriate somehow)

Doomed. We’re all doomed.
Doomed I tell you, if we have a No-deal Brexit.

Or so says the Office for Budget Responsibility. Address Westminster, SW1.
And it must be true because Phillip Hammond backs them up.
The OBR is staffed by London civil servants, some ex Bank of England and Treasury, so obviously totally independent.

You have been warned. The sky is falling in. And it’s all the fault of Leave voting cunts, North, South and West of London (wherever that is.)

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble