There’s ‘news’ currently about ‘cultural appropriation’ in fashion. Some French, soy, tofu wanker hair stylist has apologised from the depths of his heart for offending black people for having white models with corn-row hairstyle wigs in a fashion show. Naturally, Al Beeb is running with it as ‘problematic’ and I feel like I’m taking those crazy pills again:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-51166873

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-51177738

Obviously, It’s not the fact that he did it, but the fact that he apologised, emboldening every racist, black person out there to complain about ‘white racism’ simply for doing the same things they do everyday.

Every time a black woman wears a wig of straight hair, usually made from the hair of Indian women, she’s doing the exact same thing. Every time a black man wears a jacket and trousers, he’s culturally appropriating traditional white fashion. Black people have made the ‘N-word’ taboo, meaning there’s a class of people allowed to say it and a class of people for whom it’s forbidden. Happy with the success of this, they now want to make EVERYTHING that is more typically something black people might do as being taboo – for blacks only; forbidden for whites and Asians. Food, clothing, hairstyles! Then when people apologise, instead of simply telling how nonsensical and chauvinistic their shallow complaints are, they etch away at other peoples rights to wear what they want, eat what they want, and wear their own fucking hair, on their own fucking body, however they fucking please!

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

Rachel Boyle is the academic who posed the question that Laurence Fox shot down on ‘Question Time’.

She attributed the public perception of Meghan to be tainted by racism because Meghan is black. Meghan is not black, she’s as much white as she is black. Rachel, however, only sees Megan’s black heritage. She’s eliminated Megan’s white lineage to suit her own prejudice. Rachel only has one card…the race card. Any criticism of anyone that’s not white can only be attributed to racism in Rachel’s world view.

Rachel’s world view is comparable to looking the wrong way down a telescope. She sees racism in everything and then builds here argument on that premise.

I’ll now go where I probably shouldn’t. Britain is a white nation. There is no white privilege here. You can be dirt poor and white, or filthy rich and white. However, it’s the default race of the people indigenous to this country. Any other race in this country have turned up late for the party, but there are dirt poor BAME and filthy rich BAME people living in the UK in the relatively short time we have entertained mass immigration. I regard BAME folk in the UK the same way I regard white South Africans. They exist, but let’s face it, they can never be considered indigenous people. Some will call me racist, but they are people that don’t understand the true definition of racism.

The twitter mongs and others are out for Laurence’s career, if not his blood. People need to stand up and defend him. He said what the vast majority of people think. We are tired of being called racist, we are tired of being slagged off for being white, we are tired of people like Rachel who are far better of being British citizens than they would be if their parents or grandparents had not come to the UK, cunting us off as individuals and as a nation.

I’d not stand by and watch another human being attacked or deprived of life due to their race or religion, Rachel. I won’t, however, have some cunt tell me I have white privilege because I was born in a nation that is ethnically white. If I decide to go and live in Africa or Asia I fully expect the indigenous people’s culture, welfare and wishes to take priority over mine.

For fuck’s sake Rachel, why are you playing the victim? Why are you not celebrating as a woman of colour that you are able to be a success in this country and that Megan was welcomed into the Royal family regardless of her colour and regardless of her shit show family? This has to be the most tolerant nation on the planet, but you won’t be happy until the indigenous white people are subservient to immigrants.

Fuck off, Rachel. White, black, or whatever, we should be grateful everyday we wake up in this civilised and tolerant country.

White privilege or BAME complex?

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

No, this is not the name of a sadistic SS general in a Sven Hassel book, but that of a “lead political anchor” (as he describes himself) on a CNN show called, “The Situation Room”.

Wolf has the charisma of John Major, Jeremy Corbyn, Malcolm Rifkind and Arthur Negus wrapped up in one and attempts to enliven his tedious show by claiming that every development he announces is “historic”, “ground breaking” or “fast-moving”. Like the other politically correct CNN muppet “anchors”, he despises Trump and his supporters i.e. the American people who voted of their own free will to put The Donald in charge of the nuclear button and not the Hag Hillary.

Wolf´s idea of an orgasmic red-hot story is the “discovery” of an e-mail which mentions “Ukraine” and was sent by someone who was a junior deputy assistant advisor to somebody else who was a senior deputy assistant advisor to somebody who was once photographed in the same room as Trump. This e-mail is, therefore, conclusive proof that Trump is the worst president in US history and should be impeached. QED!

To help him, Wolf can usually rely on eight other talking heads, most of whom will be black, Asian and Hispanic women. They will vilify Trump while Wolf peers sagely over his glasses and nods in agreement.

Unfortunately, Wolf has still not realised that no-one is actually watching his show, including me, as I switch off as soon as he appears.

Nominated by Mr Polly

One Rashidul Islam, from culturally enriched Brent, just may not be the sharpest tool in the box.

This is the absolute idiot who in May last year, staged a bomb hoax to try and delay the Morocco-bound flight that he feared he would miss. In an anonymous phone call, he stated that ‘EasyJet flight 8897 leaves in 40 minutes. There may be a bomb on board. You need to stop it now’. He followed this up with two further calls, which led to the evacuation of the plane.

The thick-as-pigshit tosspot then turned up late at check-in, and subsequent inquiries revealed that the calls had been made from his mobile phone. At his trial, the cunt made the piss-poor excuse that problems on public transport had led to his actions, and that he couldn’t afford another ticket. Unsurprisingly, the judge at Lewes Crown Court was unimpressed by this whining attempt at justification, and handed out a 16-month custodial sentence. Islam was also banned from Gatwick airport.

Naturally an assumption will arise in the public mind that a cultural link can automatically be made between someone named Islam and the notion of planting a bomb on an aircraft. Such an assumption should of course be dismissed as a matter of pure coincidence.

Nominated by Ron Knee