The Learning Together Programme

It seems now that the two people who were murdered by Usman Khan were part of some Cambridge University rehabilitation nonsense:

https://www.cctl.cam.ac.uk/tlif/learning-together/details

Talk about making a rod for your own back. The cunt was invited to attend the bloody celebrations. I don’t have a degree from Cambridge University, I have to rely on common sense, but I suggest the lecturers reassess the validity of this particular curriculum.

If they were to adopt my method of reformation as administered by Albert Pierrepoint, the terrorist would be just as dead, but the students would still be alive.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

What is Learning Together?

Learning Together says it brings together offenders and those in higher education “to study alongside each other” in equal partnership.
The University of Cambridge said the programme “has broken down prejudices and created new possibilities for all of those who took part”.

When will these bleeding heart fools learn? The Mayor’s kinsman who murdered two of the Learning Together participants was much enriched by the concern of this group. His prejudices were certainly broken down.

Islam cannot be rehabilitated. Anyone who thinks it can be is a fool, probably based in the leafy towers of academe.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Sadiq Khan (16)

Sadiq Khan is a major Khunt. So far this year, there have been 133 fatal stabbings in London, just one less than the 134 stabbings of last year. As Mayor of London, Khan is responsible for the police and the safety of the public, something that he has proved to be a total and abject failure at. In fact, I’m now at a point where I think London would be off if they had Johnny English or Gordon Brittass as Mayor.

It has to be said, a large number of the victims have been gangster types, but a large number have been innocent, law abiding people just going about their daily business. Instead of ordering the police to unleash a massive crackdown on gangs and those who consider carrying knives to be a sign that their ‘ard as fuck’, Khan has spent much of his tenure getting into a twitter war with Donald Trump (which he even engaged in while Trump was here for the NATO summit) and spunking money up the wall on vanity projects like the Hate Crime Hub, which is basically a place that whiney Muslims go to complain whenever someone tells the truth about Islam being a pretty nasty, violent cult. Something which has cost the taxpayer £1.7 million. So far.

Khan’t was elected by those from minority groups, such as Muslims and those black groups who hate White people, on the promise that he would keep them safe from racist crime and racist law enforcement. The irony of that is, much of the violence committed has been black on black. In fact, I’m struggling to think of a single attack in which both the attacker and the victim were white British. As per usual, Khan’t is quick to blame the Tories and their nefarious cuts. But the fact remains that, as Mayor, it is HE to whom the Metropolitan police ultimately answer. Therefore, it is HE who is ultimately responsible for the Khanage currently taking place in London.

Not long ago, I saw an interview with a Black British born gang leader. He said that part of the reason knife and machete attacks are increasing and becoming increasingly savage is because of foreign gangs, particularly Somalian gangs. He said they come from countries that has virtually no law and order and the gangs virtually rule the streets. They come here and immediately start trying to muscle in, using as savage tactics as they can. The gang leader then said it had forced British born gangs to ‘up their game’.

Even with resources they currently have, Khan’t could order the police to carry out a massive crackdown on these gangs tomorrow and there would be a massive drop in knife crime in the days after. Instead, he sits in his taxpayer funded ivory tower, blaming the Tories and shooting pointless shit missiles at Donald Trump. And it’s worth pointing out that while Boris Johnson was Mayor of London, even with a background of police cuts, crime actually went down under his tenure.

Sadiq Khan is just a useless cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Ramanodge Unmathallegadoo

No, I can’t pronounce this cunt’s name either.

The bastard shot his heavily pregnant ex-wife with a crossbow, killing her and forcing medics to save the child by an emergency caesarean op. The whole sorry episode is fucking unbelievable.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-killed-pregnant-ex-wife-crossbow-jailed-life-113600760.html

Anyhow, we’ve got to keep him locked up at our expense for at least 33 years, when a length of rope would have served better.

I’d have hanged the cunt for having a name like that in the first place.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Eco Anxiety

A cunting for the modish mental health issue striking down our youth, known as Eco-anxiety.

Seems like one of those weird psycho-geographical things J.G. Ballard wrote about in the 70’s, along with people becoming stranded on traffic islands for days. The BBC delight in both reporting and propagating it amongst the already frail lambs.

Telling them we have ten years to save the planet is based on political misrepresentation. If the actual scientists are to be believed, several say it’s too late to reverse climate change and we are locked in. If that is the case then we face a genuine threat from the sudden release of methane from permafrost and seabed. That will make protests about cow farts and diesel a distant memory as the atmosphere heats up by 5°c in a few years.

Liz Bonnin weeping over melting permafrost in Siberia probably doesn’t have the same emotional impact for the Kumbaya crowd as the burning rainforest for soya bean… cattle ranching, but it’s a far more abundant source of methane.

So whether you think climate change is a scam or it is real, eco-anxiety is a colossal waste of time. You can safely disregard the scaremongering, or accept that we did well to get out of the Savannah but have probably fucked ourselves.

Just stop fucking crying over it.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

The Word “Artisan”

The use of the word “Artisan” when referring to food or crafts.

It seems that not a day goes by without some wannabe, oh-so-hip and trendy, faux nerd hipster using the word “artisan” when referring to a café, restaurant or some sort of arts and crafts.

I don’t really watch television much on account of it being a load of consumerist, propagandist bollocks, but anyway, I distinctly remember flicking through the channels one night to some programme in ‘Murica where some pretentious hipster cunt had opened an “artisan vegan gelato parlour”. Not really sure how you can get vegan ice-cream unless they use coconut milk or soy milk (bleurgh).

Ever since then, all I keep seeing about the place is “artisan baker”, “artisan crafts”, “artisan” everything. I don’t know if it’s a case of because I’ve seen it I’m primed to keep seeing it everywhere, or whether it is actually everywhere.

It seems that when the word “artisan” is used, it means you can add £££ to the price of everything. To add to my argument please see link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=XUv7NQelex0&feature=emb_logo

I’m not sure if this is a piss take or deadly serious.

So here you go – have an “artisan” crafted cunting from me. That’ll be £15.50 please! (only joking)

Nominated by Harold Steptoe