The Chinese (2)

Yes, sorry to say snowflakes, but it doesn’t look like everyone’s favourite villain Trump is going to end the world, but we might have an apocalypse on our hands, thanks to to Chinese, and their filthy, backward diet.

The world is holding its breath as attempts are made to stop the coronavirus becoming a pandemic. The outbreak originates from the Chinese city of Wuhan, and was probably started by the locals eating bats from an illegal meat market. Is there a creature on earth that these cunts won’t eat, or use as some stupid potion or aphrodisiac? Add to that the fact that they think everything tastes better if it has had a horrifying painful death, these cunts are truly the sworn enemy of nature.

Inevitably, nature has decided to fight back, like it tried with bird flu, and has weighed in with a deadly virus in the hopes of thinning the fuckers out. The only problem is, the Chinese are pretty much like a virus themselves, as they have colonised the world on the quiet, with a fucking Chinatown everywhere. As they tend not to integrate, the chances of catching it down the pub are nil, but if you’re on a train or a plane, then one of these coughing all over you doesn’t look too good. Cunts.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

What is it in what brainless these cunts have that makes them think they can eat Bats, Cats, Rats, Rhino Horns, Bear and Tiger Penis, Monkeys Jellyfish and snakes as standard Cuisine and for them not to be struck down with a disease.

I don’t give a personal fuck how many of these cunts are taken out from this in Chinksville, but I do for the ones that travel overseas and take the infection with them. If a household dog or cat cant enter a country without doing time in quarantine, given they are 90 percent cleaner than chinese – how is it they can just keep walking through airport doors with authorities thinking a fucking scanner will detect them?

They dont know they have it for a few days after they land? Even more the reason to stop them at the door.

Nominated by King Cunt

Ava Moore

A gender-bendering cunting please, for this up-her-own-arse tranny who was so offended she didn’t get a temporary Xmas job at troubled store Debenhams in 2018, that she/he it huffed, puffed, cried and was outraged enough to sue the company for, of course, discrimination:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-51119914

What gives these weirdos the right to foist their mental imbalance on the rest of society and to demand the right to be offended and compensated when everyone doesn’t give them the thumbs up?

We have all been turned down for jobs – Fifteen years ago, Mrs Boggs got turned down for a Xmas job at Woolworths, though she would have been up to it. Perhaps farting as she rose from the interview chair didn’t help? Mrs B might be a fat old bag, (and they say romance is dead – Admin) but at least she isn’t a tranny like this.

What a fuckwit.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Dead Pool [154]

Just a minute, it’s congratulations to our old mate Dioclese who correctly predicted sales of the century legend ‘Nickle Arse’ Parsons would be the next to shuffle off the mortal coil. No obfuscation or deviation, just dead. Parsons was 96 and died after a short illness.

He was a consummate gentleman and had excellent choice in female co-presesenters.

On to Deadpool 154:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

Citizens Assembly

A Cunting for the concept of a Citizens’ Assembly.

The one that has been set up to look at solutions to climate change is going to cost  around £500,000. 110 ‘Randomly’ selected members of the public will spend four weekends looking at ways to reduce CO2.

The government has committed to net zero by 2050, so this lot are going to work out how to do it, such as taxing frequent flyers.
Now I don’t have any objection to people having ideas, but a citizens’ assembly who are unlikely to have any specific expertise aren’t going to solve the problem. We all know where the CO2 comes from and where most of it is generated, so taxing frequent flyers isn’t going to punch a big hole in the volume of CO2.

The answer is money and technology; everyone knows it, so we don’t need to waste time with a citizens’ assembly. Everyone will be taxed to fund all the changes necessary to reach the governments commitment.

At the end of the exercise we will have a report (I am sure it will be written by one or more of the organisers) with recommendations which will reflect what we already know….. so pointless.

Nominated by Sick of it

BBC Radio 4 (2)

What was once a radio station where interesting and meaningful topics were discussed has joined the rest of the BBC in becoming a woke, identity-aware, agenda-driven shit pit.

What’s on the menu today? Mixed weight dating and why it’s more difficult for women to date, where there is a marked difference in weight. I know most men find big girls less attractive, but even the fattest sow in the field finds it easier to find a partner than the average man, so that’s not the problem.

Is it maybe that there’s a danger of being crushed, or smothered to death for a smaller man engaged in sexual activity with a behemoth?

Is it men are put off dating obese women due to the cost of taking them out for a meal?

What is this bollocks? Fat people find it harder to find partners because instinctively men look for healthy looking partners for reproduction. This woke drive to have every negative turned into a positive and tell people that you have to interact with and embrace people that you instinctively want to avoid.

This is in the same vein as the trans campaigner who said men who refused to date trans “women” are transphobic and committing a hate crime, or the anti-racism campaigners who believe not being attracted to non-white people makes you racist.

When will this insanity get kicked into touch?

I don’t fancy fat girls. I’m heterosexual so I’m attracted to women, women that were always women not men who believe they are women. I’m not attracted to very dark skinned women or those with typical African features and big arses. It’s not a choice, it’s my reality.

These cunts are trying to tell us water flows uphill and I’m fucking done with it.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit