Over 50s Life Insurance Ads

I would like to offer a heartfelt cunting to the bloodsucking bastard companies who not only offer this service, but advertise the fact through shitty adverts with poor quality actors at every break on several commercial TV channels.

My enjoyment of “Talking Pictures” (Channel 81) is constantly undermined by their appearance at every advert break – not just one but all of them. During the “Night Of The Demons” the other night, we had the one where a group of people grab a friend or relative to tell them about the “wonderful” offer from one, then not to be outdone, the old bissom gets her letter about her Over 50s Life Insurance and talks about it to her daft-as-arseholes daughter. (“What’s that mummy?”) There is the one with the DIY man and his grandson, and the one where you can either pay for your funeral, or “leave a gift for a loved one”. Add the charities that want you to leave them a gift in your will.

We all know we are going to kick the bucket, but why do they have to keep reminding us with these asinine adverts? I don’t intend leaving Mrs Boggs anything – I like to think she could fend for herself. Nice to see romance ain’t dead – Admin

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Peloton (2)

A shove it up your arse cunting for Peloton, please. Smug, woke, irritating cunting advert that makes my fucking eyes bleed every time it’s on. Especially the cunt in the studio, ‘Let’s nail this, same time tomorrow’. At least we should be thankful they’re ‘cycling’ in their homes rather than on the road in front of us.

‘What’s up, Peloton’? My fucking boot up your smug ricker.

This one?

 

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

Nicola Sturgeon (17)

A “she-can-dish-it-out-but-she-can’t-take-it” deep fried cunting please, for tartan tart Nicola, who has now complained that Boris “abused” her by referring to her as “wee Jimmy Krankie”:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1243308/Nicola-sturgeon-news-jimmy-krankie-boris-johnson-me-too-movement

She claims never to have heard the insult before. I am sure she has because we all have, but then the dried up old arsewipe lacks self-awareness. An attempt to make us feel sorry for her just enrages me against the old cunt even more. Give her to novice nancy, Andrew Adonis, to practice his buggery skills on.

she then made a U turn to wreck your nomination she hates you Mr Boggs 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1243308/Nicola-sturgeon-news-jimmy-krankie-boris-johnson-me-too-movement

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Politics in TV and Film

Politics in TV shows and movies is a cunt. If you hate Trump, Boris or Brexit. If you love people who think wearing a skirt makes them a woman. If you think the world will end in 12 years because the changing climate will make the Earth uninhabitable, fine. You go ahead and think that. You have every right to believe whatever the fuck you want. I don’t care.

What you do NOT have, is the right to force your beliefs upon other people, via the mediums of film and television. For too long now, we’ve had movies and TV shows that have purported to be one thing, but have turned out to be nothing but woke bullshit. The Watchmen TV show, which was on recently. Batwoman, Terminator Woke Fate, Charlies Angels, Ghostbusters 2016, Birds of Prey. All have been woke as fuck. All have carried the message that woman are superior in every way and men are shite. And all have fucking bombed worse than the weapon that hit Hiroshima. The latest examples of this bullshit are Star Trek Discovery, and Star Trek Picard.

Neither of these two shows bear any resemblance to what fans would recognise as Star Trek. To be fair, it’s partly because the rights are split between CBS and Viacom, which used to be one company, but are now two separate entities. Mainly though, it’s because the assholes who made them are woke, far left dickheads, who are more concerned with lecturing us on their far left politics than they are with doing their actual jobs, which is to entertain us. As a lifelong Trek fan, I was looking forward to seeing Star Trek Picard. Then Patrick ‘Slaphead’ Stewart had to proudly announce that the show would be an allegory for Trump’s presidency and Brexit. So, the actual science fiction can just go fuck itself then? Ok then, I’m out.

Just so I could claim to have an idea what I’m talking about, I’ve watched the first four episodes. It is, as I expected, shite. Picard is a shadow of the man he was in TNG. He’s constantly getting shouted at by women, and basically playing second fiddle in a show that carries his name. Oh yes, and he’s dying. If these smug pricks want to put their politics in a show, then they should make a fucking show about politics. Star Trek is supposed to be science fiction. Escapist entertainment. It’s always carried a political message to a degree, but it was done in a subtle way. STD and STP hit you in the face with an express train with their politics. And they can shove it up their arrogant asses. Smug cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The F-Bomb

The F-Bomb…used in classical drama.

After it was ‘dropped’ in “A Christmas Carol”, it is reported that there is cluster bombing of the word in an Agatha Christie drama. I wonder what was said?

‘Fuck me Hastings, you’re a thick cunt that you didn’t see that, you stupid twat?’, or
‘You’re a clever cunt Miss Marple, and no mistake..’

Where will it end?

“Jane Eyre” – ‘Reader, I fucked him’.
“Pride and Prejudice” – ‘It is a truth universally acknowledged, that some rich cunt must be in want of some slapper to fuck’.
“Hamlet” – ‘To be of not to be: that is the fucking question: whether it is nobler in the mind to top yourself…’

“Rebecca” – ‘Last night I dreamt I fucked off to Manderley again’.

Nominated by Miles Plastic