“Stick your 50p” cunts

… Except for the cunts in the EU

A brief topical cunting for two of our notable noble Lords Heseltine and Adonis.

These two fossils have said that they are so appalled by Brexit that they will refuse to accept or use the commemorative 50p coin. And Bliar’s cunt in chief, Alistair Campbell had joined in as well.

Well here’s my advise to you, gents : fucking grow up.

Anyhow, none of it really matters because according to Luvvie 2020 frontrunner Hugh Grant, this country is finished anyway.

My piss is boiling…

Nominated by Dioclese

A 50pence piece cunting for Yasmin Alibhai Brown, so enraged with Brexit and the new 50 pence piece she intends to give any she gets to beggars.

This is after Blair,Hestlcunt and Camplcunt said they wouldn’t use the new coin .

What a bunch of virtue signalling petulant little brats they are. How juvenile can you be? These are fully grown adults in the public eye,some of whom have held the levers of power. Jesus wept. How in the name of the wee man did we ever produced such utter cunts prepared to stoop to any level just to get browny points with the disaffected remoaners ?
Other countries must laugh at us.

Hatchet faced witch . Is there nothing they won’t whine about or any depths they won’t stoop to? How we all wish she and her ilk would just vanish from the face of the planet.

Nominated by Mac McCunt

UK Foreign Aid (2)

I woke up in a good mood this Saturday, but my piss has been well and truly evaporated by stories of Pakistani parasites, Americunts, and this again – foreign fucking aid!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7927103/Boris-Johnson-orders-review-Britains-14-6billion-overseas-aid-budget.html

We spent £14.6 billion last year, the only G7 nation to meet that cunting 0.7% target of GDP. Every fucking penny of that money has been stolen from the pockets of hard-working Britons and ‘generously’ given away to parasites overseas usually in absolute shithole countries that will never fucking improve, but has a devastating effect on public services HERE!

The police aren’t investigating crimes and our International Health Service is at breaking point, with nurses literally not even having the luxury of taking their allotted breaks in order to keep patents alive. Who do we have to thank? The money’s there, so we’re doing our part. It’s the same fucking cunts who squander our hard-earned money every fucking day and shrug it off like it’s not their fucking problem. CUNTS! The average amount flushed down the toilet by G7 nations is 0.29 per cent of GDP, the USA pisses away just 0.14.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TORY CUNTS SETTING FIRE TO OUR FUCKING MONEY WHILE LETTING SERVICES GO TO SHIT, RUNNING UP A HUGE FUCKING DEFICIT, YOU FUCKING THIEVING CAHNTS!?

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

Social Media (3)

I know that most ISaC users are sensible people who despise social media, what with the epithets of Twatter and Instacunt etc. So why are children and teenagers allowed to use social media? We don’t send kids up chimneys to work anymore and we have laws banning the sales of alcohol to them so why are they allowed access to terrorists, pro-suicide shit, anti-Semitic shit, endless vacuous influencers, the rantings of Rose McGowan, et al? Why the fuck does a child have to communicate with another child outside of school and share documents and images in real time? Its utter bollocks as they simply do not need it.

I just watched a segment on Victoria Derbyshire (VD) about the dangers of social media. There sat a teenage girl moaning about how toxic social media is and how it made her feel bad. Apparently this vulnerable mental was addicted to feeling bad, or some shit. Where were her parents in all this? Too dumb and/or bone idle to block out the offending sites and monitor her device usage, more than likely. Just look at the case of teenager Molly Russell who killed herself after seeing too many suicidal posts on Instagram – the father is calling for the social media companies to hand over data and he mumbled that ‘something more has to be done’ because self-regulation has failed. Exactly where were the parents whilst the daughter was using Instagram and consuming dark and dangerous content?

Apparently, the government are going to do more to make social media sites safer, well good luck with that, sounds like something that might bare fruit in about 50 years time. Social media companies will never self-regulate properly, so why not just ban under 18s from using social media in the first place? Start putting in the national curriculum that social media, and the internet in general, contains dangerous content, from perverts to political extremists, so stay the fuck away from it. Make a public information film or two.

Social media is the same as alcohol in my eyes and should be banned to under 18s. Part of me doesn’t give a toss if parents are too stupid to prevent their children accessing unsuitable content but the other part of me does care and the whole thing gets up my nose because it seems quite obvious to me that a child shouldn’t be left alone to indulge in Instagram, use bloody Snap Chat, nor have unfettered access to the internet. Just as I would never allow any child of mine to have access to bottles of whiskey, then I most certainly would not allow them to use Facebook or Instagram etc. and probably they could have controlled access to Wikipedia and that’d be it! No smart phones either. They can have some coins and use a bloody phone box if the need arises!

Its hard to pinpoint one cunt in all this so I am unable to offer a title. Social Media is a massive snake infested cunt for umpteen reasons, parents who let their kids use Social Media and do not control their access to the internet are at best dumb cunts and child abusing cunts at worst. The government is a cunt because it could just pass a law to prevent kids under 18 being allowed Social Media accounts for starters. The BBC are of course always cunts. In this morning’s VD, the BBC are cunts for not mentioning parental responsibility, or where parents watching could get more information about protecting their children online. Instead the BBC put up the Samaritans phone number.

Nominated by Cuntologist

Ayanna Pressley

US congresswoman, Ayanna Pressley, has revealed she is completely bald because of the hair-loss condition alopecia. She eventually went totally bald in December, the night before Congress voted to impeach Donald Trump.

Sharing the video on social media, Ms Pressley later said: “As a Black woman, the personal is political. My hair story is no exception”.

So, there we have it. Alopecia is political. Pressley is yet again a victim. Probably due to Trump. But not to worry, many have tweeted their support for this fearless woman.

This woman is a Congresswoman. People voted for her.

Fuck me drunk.

Nominated by Cunstable Cuntbubble

Ellen DeGeneres (2)

Ellen DeGeneres is a totally evil cunt for promoting vegan dog food, by a company she part owns called ‘Halo Pet Foods’.

Apparently, this can of vegan wet dog food has under 6% of protein in it; we all know that dogs should have a minimum of 50% protein in the form of meat (muscle and organ) and ideally in the region of 75%.

If dogs were meant to solely eat your can of chick peas,veg and chemicals, they wouldn’t have tearing teeth and they’d have a chamber in their digestive tract for fermenting plant cellulose.

Ellen, do some research and stop poisoning animals for money.

Nominated by Cuntologist