Entitled, bald, boomer cunt who’s been live streaming his ‘ordeal’ of being quarantined in a luxury cruise liner off Japan, yesterday made a pathetic plea to be brought back to Britain, whingeing he’s ‘never felt less loved by his country’. This twat is the epitome of selfishness. Did this rejoiner not see Star Trek II, ‘the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one’?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYrkRJoZ1ho

And today the Government has been proved totally correct, as Davie has been diagnosed with the Coronavirus, but now he’s claiming it’s a conspiracy and naturally he’s being persecuted for his activism.

Throw the cunt overboard he won’t be missed.

Admin note: Take a look at this for a ‘conspiracy theory’. The cunt’s a fucking actor!

https://www.starnow.co.uk/davidabel3

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

“Stephanie Hayden” is at it again.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8004175/Mother-called-transgender-woman-pig-wig-convicted-sending-offensive-tweets.html

As far as I can tell, they don’t have a job (besides pretend lawyer). If you google them, all you get is them threatening people on twitter with lawsuits and they somehow keep winning. I thought Instagram was a pathetic career, but this takes the cake.

You would have thought they’d spend some time putting effort in if they found being addressed by male pronouns so offensive. And now a mother of two has been charged £1,000 for simply stating facts.

Cunt (noun applies to both genders equally).

Nominated by lazybiscuits

This cavernous arsehole’s disgusting habits have been laid bare by caretaker, Charlie Farthing:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10955498/katie-price-mucky-mansion-poo-takeaways-caretaker/

He describes the squalid conditions of her mansion which, despite her huge wealth, seem to be more likely to be experienced by the poorest in society: She slept on a mattress on the floor, sometimes the kids would sleep on it with her, other times kipping on the sofa; the heating didn’t work and Harvey had smashed all the fucking windows making it freezing cold and the other usual pikey shite, like cats piss everywhere, signs of drug use, and piles of rubbish.

People talk about deprivation, but this case shows that living like a tramp is who you are, not how much money you have.

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

Various news agency’s are reporting a car ploughing into a carnival parade in the town of Volkmarsen, a town in the Waldeck-Frankenberg district in northern Hesse Germany.

Injury counts vary and no motive has been announced, (Please remember the Pissed Italian who scored double figures on a bus Que of German tourists last year)

So if you want to go off topic and speculate, this is the place to be.

Carry on cunting

Admin.

A Brit awards cunting for Dave.

To start with, this idiot is a rapper, so not a musician at all. A short search reveals that he isn’t really British either, just born here, and given the ridiculous name of David Orobosa Omoregie to prove it.

He decided to add a new verse to one of his ‘songs’. Slagging off Boris Johnson and calling him racist at the awards to try and garner a ‘right on’ response from the woke and feeble minded tossers that attend this sort of fuckwittery.

Yet again, another foreign cunt who isn’t happy with the freedom he enjoys in our country. So just fuck off, you gormless ingrate.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

DAVE THE RAPPER

After his outrageous, disgusting and offensive performance on the recent BRITS.

Last night Dave, a UK rap artist, took home the Brit Award for Best Album. He also performed a song called “Black.” His lyrics stated:

– Blacks are victimised by whites.
– Blacks are better than whites (“we have to work twice as hard than the people we’re better than”)
– Blacks are demonised unfairly by the media whilst whites are forgiven for their crimes.
– Whites have destroyed black history.
– Ghanaians are actually descended from ancient Egyptians.
– Blacks are criminalised and locked up unfairly.
– Britain is a racist country.
– Boris Johnson is a racist.
– Even if you’re “the least racist, you’re still racist.”
– Jack Merritt (who was killed on London Bridge) was a hero for trying to give terrorists a second chance.
– Guilt trip about Grenfell Tower victims.
– Blacks need reparations for the “time we waz on plantations.”

Basically, it was the cringiest thing I’d ever seen!

You can watch it here if you want:

https://youtu.be/mXLS2IzZSdg

Nominated by Owain Glyndwr