Nicole Lyons

A strong and independent woman who only remains at large thanks to female privilege and a weak-as-piss judicial system.

This aggrieved forehead suffered the trauma of knock down ginger – the game where kids rings someone’s doorbell then leg it. Her response? To threaten to kill the kids at the top of her lungs, get into her car and deliberately run them over:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/16/bmw-driver-rammed-children-playing-knock-door-run-house-12068539/

Apparently, the courts regard threatening to murder children and deliberately driving your car into them with the intention to harm as fairly minor, if you’re a woman with a previous conviction for drunk driving. Claims she was only going slowly, but quick enough to break one of their legs. Found guilty of grievous bodily harm, dangerous driving, assault, failing to stop and failing to report an accident, but not a day in prison.

Either there’s something rotten in our legal system or her lawyer’s got Jedi mind powers.

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

PayPal

PayPal, they can be cunts.
Let’s start from the top, When I separated from Mrs B mkII I changed the details on my PayPal account to credit sales to the ex as we downsized.
I don’t sell for myself on Ebay so it wasn’t a problem, the funds went through to her and that was that.
Some years later I agreed to sell on behalf of a charity, again no problem the buyer buys whatever and the funds go to PayPal and PayPal passes them to the charity, or so I thought.
I received an e-mail from PayPal saying they would hold the funds for 21 days, again no problem.
Then after 21 days PayPal took the value of the sale from my current account and sent it to the charity!
The reason is simple, an unverified PayPal account, the phone number is obsolete, we don’t live at the address and super-duper my ex-wife’s name is on the account.
For over 3 months I have been fighting with what I can only describe as the most obstructive people I have ever dealt with, call centres that do not seem to have a grasp of English, to downright rude yanks.
Latest fob me off is waiting for a call back from a manager who may never bother returning my call.

Followed by 42 min hold just to be told they will only speak to my wife.

As a financial organisation it is like a vending machine that does not give out goods.
Massive bunch of cunts to a person.
My next port of call will be to get the charity and the buyer to contact them and explain the situation in the hopes of getting my money back (£106.00)

Nominated by Lord benny

Migrant Sob Stories

A simple math cunting…..

Having looked at a news story, I had a look at some of the others and found this shocking one:

https://eachother.org.uk/cancer-survivor-with-six-children-forced-to-pay-15000-to-stay-in-uk/

The poor woman was forced to pay the UK £15,000 to stay and to boot, she has just got over cancer. Scandalous! Mrs B Mk II had cancer, so I know how debilitating the treatment can be.

Then I read the story properly: a woman with five children arrives in the UK, pops out yet another one to stay here, is diagnosed with cancer, has free treatment on the NHS, a lifetime of free prescriptions and child care provided for six children, not to mention the housing, and is presented a bill by immigration.

Surely this bill is going to be paid from the fucking money we are giving her.

Nominated by lord benny

Rosena Allin-Khan MP

“Dr” Rosena Allin-Khan MP….

A massive blue and gold flag cunting please, for this useless piece of shit who wants to be deputy leader of the Labour Party. If being leader is a crap enough job this one comes below it in the sewer of jobs.

This cunt believes Brexit “MUST” be put back to “the people”, as opposed to the foxes and hounds who voted in 2016.

Has this daft looking fuckwit learned nothing from the fucking resuly they got at the polls last month?. What is it with these half- foreign Labour cunts and their constant denial of democracy?

Fuck off dear, and go and get a job on the checkout at Tesco, or if you can drive, Transport for London are always looking for bus drivers. If they are above your capabilities, most public lavatories need a cleaner and with any luck, eventually they will give you a brush.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1230412/Brexit-News-Labour-MP-update-latest-today-Dr-Rosena-Allin-Khan

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Lily Allen (11)

Early contender for Cunt of the Year, Lily Allen. Holy Jesus and the Apostles. How is it possible for someone to be stupid? The showbiz equivalent of Diane Abbott? I don’t have an answer for that, but Allen demonstrates that some people can manage to function with an intelligence quotient that starts with a minus.

After Laurence Fox’s outstandingly brilliant performance on QT, Allen took to the Twatterverse to air her view on that matter. And it’s a masterclass in idiotic hypocrisy. She wrote;

“Sick to death of luvvies like a Lawrence Fox going on TV and forcing their opinions on everybody else, when he’ll never have to deal with what normal people have to deal with in his gated community. BBC should be ashamed, this is not what we pay our TV licences for (sic)

“Stick to acting mate. Instead of ranting about things you know anything about”.

I know, right? Let’s start at the beginning. Question Time panellists are on there to express their opinion on various issues that the panel are asked about. So, on that score, he wasn’t forcing his opinion on anyone. I knew, as I suspect most other viewers knew, that I had the option to change the channel and in any case, Allen herself is the Queen of forcing her opinions on others, being a prolific Twatter contributor.

“He’ll never have to deal with what normal people have to deal with in his gated community”. Wow. Just, wow! Someone remind me, who is Lily’s dad? Oh yes, Keith Allen, the famous bricklayer. I know, I know, he’s an actor. Allegedly. Some even claim that he’s a comedian. What the fuck does a rich girl, born into a life of wealth and privilege, know about what “real people” have to deal with? NOTHING, that’s what. All her life, she has been handed everything she’s ever wanted, including a career in the music industry. Well, do you really think she’d have so many singles and albums if she’d been from a council estate? Not without a lot of hard graft. Ok, Laurence himself is a part of the Fox acting dynasty, but he doesn’t pretend to understand the working class, as Lily often does. He certainly doesn’t patronise, or call us racist because we dared to vote to leave the EU. Lily does.

“Stick to acting mate. Instead of ranting about things you know anything about”. Seriously? Allen rants about thing she knows fuck all about, such as ‘real people’ on an almost daily basis. Yet she feels she’s entirely justified in telling someone else to shut the fuck up. Lily, how about YOU stick to music? You literally know nothing about the vast majority of subjects you spout off on. You have no right to rant against someone you disagree with. Especially when the tweet you put out actually applies more to you. What a cunt.

Happily, Laurence has not bended the knee either to Allen, or the many other SJW’s who have piled on him. In fact, he’s actually doubled down on them and told them to keep the abuse coming, which is something I imagine is a new experience for them. They’re used to having someone back down. And even better, Laurence’s response to Allen’s tweet has apparently led her to block him. I’d call that a result.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw