A gentle, nursery slope cunting with little stabilisers please, for 26-year-old (though she sounds all of 12) Zarah Sultana, who tried to instigate class war in Parliament by brandishing her student loan statement in front of the House, which amounts to £50,000 (she says.) She ought to think herself lucky that with a bit of creative accounting in the expenses department, she will get her debt cleared quicker than the poor cunts who studied with her and had to endure her little girl me, me, me voice every day:

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/labour-mp-zarah-sultana-letter-student-debt-gavin-williamson-1370843

What a tiresome fuckwit she is (You can hear her on the Daily Express website in full flow.)

I am sick and tired of these kids who get to Parliament with zero life experience, just because they happen to be non-white. I certainly wouldn’t stick my tongue up her arsehole for fear of all the bile and bitterness festering away in her butt crack.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Pakistani rape gangs and the cunt cops who let them slide, because protecting poor white girls from Pakistani immigrant rapists was too much trouble, surely needs a good mention.

Nominated by Yeast Infection

Seconded….Pakistani Rape Gangs.

Not only the police, the Government are keeping a report on this under wraps. Why?

You don’t really need to be a ‘rocket scientist’ to see the trend. Conviction after conviction: Rotherham, Rochdale, Huddersfield, Telford, Oxford; virtually all Asian men with majority of these from mainly Pakistani decent.

The trials are still ongoing, the investigations are still ongoing, now finally historic cases from 2004/5. It’s all starting to come out. The sheer scale of this scandal makes Windrush look insignificant. 100’s, if not 1000’s of victims and perpetrators. It’s a fucking disgrace. Fuck political correctness, it’s the culture of Asian/Muslim men.

CUNTS.

Nominated by Sick of it

Hank Azaria is a cunt…

Simpsons actor Hank Azaria says he will no longer voice Apu. According to Azaria, it is suddenly ‘wrong’ and (wait for it) ‘racist’ to do such a character.

Pity he didn’t say that years ago, before trousering hundreds of thousands of dollars from the part and his association with the Simpsons. This fucker will be minted for life due to voicing Apu, yet he pisses in the face of the show that made him. What a fucking cunt.

If there is one thing worse than a SJW cunt, then it’s a hypocritical SJW cunt.

Nominated by Norman

Let’s give a great big annual cunting to the shitfest known as the the No Talent Awards – won unsurprisingly for the 19th consecutive year by the most irritating pair of National Twats on television, Ant and Dec. Who the fuck let these two escape from children’s televion? Even there they were stretched way beyond their abilities.

So last night we are subjected to a presenter who thought it the height of comedy to drop his trousers (Brian Rix must be turning in his grave) handing out the usual gongs to the same old tired bunch of has beens.

Is television fucked? Based on this, I’d say so…

Nominated by Dioclese

Now then , now then, how about a monumental cunting of universal cunting for this, For fucks sake those two Geordie cunts are up for the 19th nomination, for Christ sake, the hypocrisy of itv, when a drunken piss head Geordie gets nicked for drink driving he gets his bum hole licked clean and it all gets forgotten about, when a blonde female presenter gets nicked for a domestic, she gets a total cunting from everyone, itv? You’re a bunch of hypocrital cunts. Go fuck yourself ITV

Nominated by Sidthesexistsforeskin

A Portillo-like, BBC cunting for former MP, camp dancer, joke Chancellor (not quite so funny as McDonnell, but…) darling of the fairy Blairites, Edward Balls, who seems to be remodelling himself as a *personality*, with all the personality of a broken plastic umbrella. Mr Balls shows you how to make bricks without straw, eggless omlettes and how to be Charles Pooter in 2020.

He is an empty vessel that makes a deafening sound.

Just after Xmas it was announced that Jock Balls was becoming a gym instructor (I can imagine the pansy Blairites going weak at the knees as they salute “coach”.). Last weekend he was the cover subject of a gushing tribute in the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Now he has jumped on the BBC bandwagon, with his own BBC2 series:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/11rgzgfmpKRz53kWvJtfnB4/travels-in-euroland-with-ed-balls

Yet more paid-for-by-us jollies overseas (anything to keep away from Sugartits Cooper, I suppose), and – sure to bring a blush to the cheeks of our friends Russell-Moyle, Ben Bradshaw (ex BBC) and Gaylords Mandy and Adonis, – a gratuitous piece about “buttock massage” (ooooh, get the madam!)

If James Purnell becomes DG of the BBC, expect a lot more worn-out old politicos to leap aboard the bandwagon. Perhaps Emily and Jess could become “Loose Wimmin”?For the many, not the few.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs