A right royal cunting please, for this elder son of Diana who spent part of last evening at the BAFTAs ceremony decrying the lack of “Diversity” among the winners, as no Dark Keys won an award (this time).

“We have to do more” he wittered on sounding like Anthony Blair in ultra pleading voice. I was waiting for the “it’s not fair” moment, but either it didn’t come, or I dozed off before it came.

Willie really IS a white privileged male, and I am sorry that he found it necessary to climb aboard the duckies bandwagon. Perhaps he is thinking of a career on the stage? – he and his lovely wife to become the new Sir Donald Wolfit and Rosalind Iden – the actor-managers touring and treading the boards throughout the country during wartime, with special free matinees on Monday afternoons in Bradford for the Parking Stanleys.

In the meantime, might I respectfully suggest he shuts the fuck up.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Prince William on diversity at the BAFTAs…. Brilliant!

More awards for actors because they are ethnically or gender-identifying (sic) diverse rather than because they’ve turned in a good performance. Cunt. Best bet would be to stop the fucking awards altogether.

They get paid outrageous sums to do a job. Fuck off. Do the job. Get paid. Move on to the next job. Awards? Bollocks. Cunts.

Nominated by Brian Stoa

Well, that didn’t take long, did it?

One day out and already the EU have reneged on the deal to allow us to trade with a Canadian style agreement, without trying to impose further terms and conditions upon us. I’m not really too surprised as the spiteful foreign cunts have probably been orchestrating this sort of back-stabbing treachery for years. It only remains to be seen how else they intend to try and fuck us over.

The best way forward from here is to withhold any further payment whether we agreed to it or not. Two can play that game.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Well, the EU cunts are still at it with their pathetic bitterness and sulky strops now that we have had the audacity to actually leave their club. That Polski little rat Donald Tusk said that, “An independent Scotland would be enthusiastically welcomed into the EU”, or words to that effect.

Yet another very contrived comment pulled out of his very large and deep bag of obvious, snidey insults directed at the UK (to add to the many he has let rip over the past few years) What a slimy little ballsack of the first order that man is.

And Ursula von der Leyen (or Eva Braun as I like to call the Kraut cunt) was also having a dig too: “The UK’s access to the single market will be weakened if it does not continue to sign up to EU rules after Brexit”. What is it that this cunt does not understand about the concept of LEAVING the EU? That means we no longer kowtow to your rules, you dictatorial snatch. What she is basically doing is threatening and blackmailing, but again, this is all driven by sour grapes. They have lost control, but still want to cling on to control by limiting our trade options and whatever else they can.

So predictable. So pathetic. In human form, the EU would be a 2-year brat having an epic, raging tantrum whilst flailing about on the floor like a dying cod.

CUNTS.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

I would like to nominate a ‘ Free Trade Deal ‘ with the EU.  Already, the EU are dictating terms. We’ll have to give them access to OUR fishing grounds, we’ll have to accept ECJ rulings, we’ll have to align with their regulations, in areas such as employment rights, and on it goes.

Why fucking bother leaving ? It’s time they were told to fuck off, and go with WTO.

All this bollocks about a Canadian style deal is a dead duck too. The Canadians are threatening to trigger the dispute procedure in their so called ‘ Free Trade Deal ‘, as since it came into force, Canadian exports have plummeted, whilst imports have rocketed. This is due to the EU putting bureaucratic obstacles in the way and generally acting in bad faith, which is typical.

Shove your free trade deal up your stinking EU arses, you Fucking Cunts.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Prince Harry Halfwit.

The latest piece of quite breath-taking self-indulgence…”Prince Harry tells American bankers he has been in therapy for seven years to cope with loss of his mother.”

What an utter cunt. There have been children who lost parents at an early age who didn’t have the luxury of a fucking Royal support system behind them. They just had to fucking get on with it…no nannies, no servants, no teachers to help them cheat their way through school, no special allowances made to enable them to indulge in a “Let’s Play at Soldiers” career, no millions of pounds cushion.

This spineless,selfish arrogant cunt ( The People’s Prince bit didn’t last long. “What Meghan wants, Meghan gets” indeed) now spends his time wailing about how hard his life has been as a “Royal”. Now, he’s either such a dolt that he doesn’t realise just how lucky he has been, or he really is so far up his own arse that he just doesn’t care….I suspect that it’s a combination of both.

I can quite honestly say that there are very few people that I detest, but Harry is one of them. I hope his wife takes him for every penny and leaves him to stew in his own “oh woe is me” juices. He epitomises everything that I find disgusting about the modern ” pretend I care while I lecture The Little People” brigade as they actually make it all about themselves. He is even worse than the luvvies because at least they actually have achieved something (however ephemeral), whereas Halfwit has achieved nothing except to expose his own selfishness.

Fuck off Harry and stay fucked off…Cunt.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

‘The quality of mercy is not strained; it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven’. So wrote the legendary Bard of Avon. Well sorry, Willy old son, but I’m afraid that there are certain instances where that quality most certainly IS strained, and I present the case of Shamima Begum.

IsAC regulars will be no strangers to the ferret-faced traitor, who fled culturally enriched Bethnal Green to become a Jihadi bride in the self-styled Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. Various sources have alleged that Begum served as a Kalashnikov flaunting member of IS’s ‘morality police’, an enforcer for the nutters’ repulsive code. She’s also been accused of stitching suicide bombers into explosive vests, so that they could not be removed without triggering detonation. A right little charmer, in other words. Begum was subsequently tracked to a refugee camp by a reporter from ‘The Times’, and told him that she did not regret her decision to join IS. She also stated that she was unfazed by the sight of a beheaded corpse, and that she had actually been ‘inspired’ to join IS after seeing videos of fighters beheading hostages.

Of course Begum was now a ‘refugee’ as things hadn’t gone at all well for IS in general, and for her in particular, as (then) Home Secretary Sajid Javid had stripped her of her UK citizenship. It’s now been announced that Begum has lost the first stage in a legal battle against the UK government to have her citizenship reinstated, although the appeal will no doubt be merely the first one of many. Ferret Face’s legal representatives are claiming that the appeal ‘will appear baffling to her’ (what a fucking shame that is), as she faces the possibility of ‘torture, inhuman or degrading treatment’, which is against the European Convention on Human Rights.
Fucking human rights? What about the rights of the victims of IS? Oh yes, then there’s that ‘quality of mercy’ that those victims probably begged for as they were thrown off roofs, stoned to death, or beheaded. Funnily enough, Begum is now asking for some of that ‘mercy’ from the government for herself. She’s also graciously conceded that she’s ‘willing to change’. ‘Willing to change’? Are we to infer from these weasel words Shamima that you still, in fact, harbour the sentiments which drove you into the arms of IS to begin with?

‘Willing to change’. That’s mighty big of you. Now that things have gone tits up, I’m sure that you just can’t wait to get ‘home’ and be British again. There’ll be a house and benefits waiting for you, you’ll be thinking. Then there’ll likely be appearances on the telly, and the ‘My Life As A Jihadi Bride’ book deal, and interviews with the bleeding hearts at arsewipe rag ‘The Guardian’, who’ll be desperate to paint you as ‘vulnerable’ and a ‘victim’ in your sordid story. No, I bet you can’t wait to get back, just as we can’t wait to have you (NOT). Just kidding. We’ve really missed you, and all that enrichment you’ve brought into our lives. Allahu Akbar and stuff. Let’s forgive and forget.

Piss be upon you. Cunt.

Nominted by Ron Knee