Dead Pool [154]

Just a minute, it’s congratulations to our old mate Dioclese who correctly predicted sales of the century legend ‘Nickle Arse’ Parsons would be the next to shuffle off the mortal coil. No obfuscation or deviation, just dead. Parsons was 96 and died after a short illness.

He was a consummate gentleman and had excellent choice in female co-presesenters.

On to Deadpool 154:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

Citizens Assembly

A Cunting for the concept of a Citizens’ Assembly.

The one that has been set up to look at solutions to climate change is going to cost  around £500,000. 110 ‘Randomly’ selected members of the public will spend four weekends looking at ways to reduce CO2.

The government has committed to net zero by 2050, so this lot are going to work out how to do it, such as taxing frequent flyers.
Now I don’t have any objection to people having ideas, but a citizens’ assembly who are unlikely to have any specific expertise aren’t going to solve the problem. We all know where the CO2 comes from and where most of it is generated, so taxing frequent flyers isn’t going to punch a big hole in the volume of CO2.

The answer is money and technology; everyone knows it, so we don’t need to waste time with a citizens’ assembly. Everyone will be taxed to fund all the changes necessary to reach the governments commitment.

At the end of the exercise we will have a report (I am sure it will be written by one or more of the organisers) with recommendations which will reflect what we already know….. so pointless.

Nominated by Sick of it

BBC Radio 4 (2)

What was once a radio station where interesting and meaningful topics were discussed has joined the rest of the BBC in becoming a woke, identity-aware, agenda-driven shit pit.

What’s on the menu today? Mixed weight dating and why it’s more difficult for women to date, where there is a marked difference in weight. I know most men find big girls less attractive, but even the fattest sow in the field finds it easier to find a partner than the average man, so that’s not the problem.

Is it maybe that there’s a danger of being crushed, or smothered to death for a smaller man engaged in sexual activity with a behemoth?

Is it men are put off dating obese women due to the cost of taking them out for a meal?

What is this bollocks? Fat people find it harder to find partners because instinctively men look for healthy looking partners for reproduction. This woke drive to have every negative turned into a positive and tell people that you have to interact with and embrace people that you instinctively want to avoid.

This is in the same vein as the trans campaigner who said men who refused to date trans “women” are transphobic and committing a hate crime, or the anti-racism campaigners who believe not being attracted to non-white people makes you racist.

When will this insanity get kicked into touch?

I don’t fancy fat girls. I’m heterosexual so I’m attracted to women, women that were always women not men who believe they are women. I’m not attracted to very dark skinned women or those with typical African features and big arses. It’s not a choice, it’s my reality.

These cunts are trying to tell us water flows uphill and I’m fucking done with it.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

 

“Stick your 50p” cunts

… Except for the cunts in the EU

A brief topical cunting for two of our notable noble Lords Heseltine and Adonis.

These two fossils have said that they are so appalled by Brexit that they will refuse to accept or use the commemorative 50p coin. And Bliar’s cunt in chief, Alistair Campbell had joined in as well.

Well here’s my advise to you, gents : fucking grow up.

Anyhow, none of it really matters because according to Luvvie 2020 frontrunner Hugh Grant, this country is finished anyway.

My piss is boiling…

Nominated by Dioclese

A 50pence piece cunting for Yasmin Alibhai Brown, so enraged with Brexit and the new 50 pence piece she intends to give any she gets to beggars.

This is after Blair,Hestlcunt and Camplcunt said they wouldn’t use the new coin .

What a bunch of virtue signalling petulant little brats they are. How juvenile can you be? These are fully grown adults in the public eye,some of whom have held the levers of power. Jesus wept. How in the name of the wee man did we ever produced such utter cunts prepared to stoop to any level just to get browny points with the disaffected remoaners ?
Other countries must laugh at us.

Hatchet faced witch . Is there nothing they won’t whine about or any depths they won’t stoop to? How we all wish she and her ilk would just vanish from the face of the planet.

Nominated by Mac McCunt

UK Foreign Aid (2)

I woke up in a good mood this Saturday, but my piss has been well and truly evaporated by stories of Pakistani parasites, Americunts, and this again – foreign fucking aid!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7927103/Boris-Johnson-orders-review-Britains-14-6billion-overseas-aid-budget.html

We spent £14.6 billion last year, the only G7 nation to meet that cunting 0.7% target of GDP. Every fucking penny of that money has been stolen from the pockets of hard-working Britons and ‘generously’ given away to parasites overseas usually in absolute shithole countries that will never fucking improve, but has a devastating effect on public services HERE!

The police aren’t investigating crimes and our International Health Service is at breaking point, with nurses literally not even having the luxury of taking their allotted breaks in order to keep patents alive. Who do we have to thank? The money’s there, so we’re doing our part. It’s the same fucking cunts who squander our hard-earned money every fucking day and shrug it off like it’s not their fucking problem. CUNTS! The average amount flushed down the toilet by G7 nations is 0.29 per cent of GDP, the USA pisses away just 0.14.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TORY CUNTS SETTING FIRE TO OUR FUCKING MONEY WHILE LETTING SERVICES GO TO SHIT, RUNNING UP A HUGE FUCKING DEFICIT, YOU FUCKING THIEVING CAHNTS!?

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine