Climate Change Zealots (4)

We know this type of cunt. Rich cunts who, thanks to the world’s oil-based economy, have become wealthy enough to drive a Tesla and install solar panels on their houses in Chelsea. The problem is, these cunts are now able to influence gullible governments which, in turn, start legislating to “reverse” climate change.

I write this as a climate change sceptic, even though I have a degree in Environmental Science. The world’s climate has changed very frequently – dinosaurs roamed a very warm world and an ice age ended just over 11,000 years ago. But the rot set in during the 90s when scientific researchers couldn’t get funding unless it was linked to climate change. So proving global warming became the new alchemy and climate change denial a sign of madness.

Now the UK government is determined to take the lead in saving the planet, even though the biggest problem is over-population. Whilst it is laudable that the UK does this, it’s going to be waste of time unless other countries follow our example. Here’s why:

Cars: In the UK, the sale of petrol and diesel cars will be illegal from 2035. This could lead to glut of second-hand worthless cars that nobody will buy. Where to sell them? To countries which still use oil to drive their economies – America, Africa, China, etc. So the problem of CO2-spewing cars won’t go away, they’ll just leave the UK. The alternatives – battery or hydrogen – require electricity.

Public transport: works great in cities where Climate Change Zealots live but needs massive investment, and that budget is being spunked on HS2. The big problem with public transport is that the public use it, i.e. cunts. These people need training how to be good citizens before public transport catches on. Oh, and environmentally friendly public transport requires electricity.

Domestic heating: The are 25 million domestic gas boilers in the UK. OK, let’s ban them, but if you live in the Highlands rather than an ultra-modern flat in Chelsea, then it’s going to be very hard to heat a home with the alternatives, which, yes, require electricity.

So from these few examples, you can deduce that the solution to the climate change is plentiful and cheap electricity. This means spending a load of tax pounds on wind farms (which don’t work) or, preferably, nuclear power, but the Climate Change Zealot cunts don’t like that either. So, as our economy goes down the toilet due to Greta, the rest of the world will be buying our cars and laughing at us. At least that could put them off from coming here on their rubber dinghies.

As a footnote, the Climate Change Zealots need to be careful of what they wish for. Today’s snowflakes couldn’t cope with the winters we used have, so there’s no pleasing these cunts.

Nominated by Sgt Maj Cunt

The Turkish Border

 

Turkey is a cunt, not the animal but the Country.
As Covid19 takes hold in Iran and Italy, The Turks have decided to open their borders to release hundreds of thousands of Gimmigrants into the E.U
Now ignoring the first point of call asylum system (You let them in they become your problem) a wave of undocumented un controlled migration is about to push through two known covid19 infection sites heading to a place near you.
This is as you would agree this is not only irresponsible but tantamount to a biological attack on Europe by another member state (maybe I am over reacting) what a bunch of cunts they are!

Nominated by Lord Benny.

Abdulah Husseini

Apart from being a dead ringer for the cunt from Friends, David Schwimmer, this Iranian dingy invader doppelganger has just been found guilty of yet more thieving and victimising of the people of this country who never wanted this cunt, or any other of the invading cunts here in the first place. That’s now 33 convictions for more than 60 offences since 2008.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-49361965

Just what in the name of holy fuck!? I would love somebody to tally up exactly how much money this one devil-worshipper has cost this country in terms of court costs, prison costs, social services, police hours worked, benefits paid, not to mention the human cost – we deserve to know, because we’re paying for this cunt who some other cunt says can live here, and where’s the accountability?

Nominated Agent Double-O Shagga

Jeremy Corbyn (24)

Jeremy Corbyn is a cunt …..

I’m going to start this cunting with an apology: I know at IsAC we have absolutely hammered this prick from pillar to post.

After his extinction level event, the 2019 General Election, you would have thought this Islington, Prosecco socialist would have got the message that outside of his London centric bubble of cuntery, he was utterly despised by the vast majority of British electorate.
Not on ya fucking nelly! With shrew-faced Wrong Daily still in the Labour leadership race, it appears Jezza could be in line to make a comeback as SHADOW HOME SECRETARY!

FFS!! Labour haven’t learnt a single thing from their December 12th humiliation. How could any future Labour leader countenance bringing back this useless, two-time loser? It’s beyond a joke……

I’m almost hoping this comes to fruition and launches the completely clueless, patronising Labour Party into OBLIVION.

CUNTS.

Nominated by Quislings

Tony Blair (17)

Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee, about to bring you the result of the latest referendum, which of course is awaited with huge excitement and interest the length and breadth of the nation.
You’ll recall that the ballot paper required a simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answer to the following question;

IS TONY BLAIR AN UTTER CUNT? Yes/no

Polling during the run-up to the vote has indicated that the outcome was unlikely to be favourable to Mr Blair. It must also be said that his comments on Brexit which have immediately preceded the vote have probably not added to his popularity. Speaking at an event at King’s College London, Mr Blair claimed that if still PM, he would have ‘united the country’, after stopping Britain’s exit from the European Union.

Unbelievable as it may seem, Mr Blair is of the opinion that after traitorously ignoring the result of Britain’s greatest ever exercise in democracy, he could then have dealt ‘with all the problems that persuaded voters to vote leave’ in the first place. Yes, Blair would single-handedly have persuaded the bloated, undemocratic EU to reform itself root and branch; being in orbit around planet Zog, Blair still believes in the quaint notion that turkeys will actually vote for Christmas. Luckily for us, fellow cunters, we know that in spite of vicious and determined attempts by the establishment to overturn the referendum result, events in December 2019 proved that we still live in a country where the will of the majority can prevail. Indeed, I can now confirm that the latest result has been declared, and as IsAC’s man on the spot, I have the honour to announce to the nation that it is as follows;

IS TONY BLAIR AN UTTER CUNT?
Yes: 60,872,947
No: 1 *

So, there you have it. The astonishingly out-of-touch, arrogant and delusional Mr Blair has been formally declared an utter cunt by an absolutely crushing majority. Without doubt, Blair is now Britain’s most irrelevant politician, so completely last century’s man.
Off you go then Tone. You’re talking, but only to yourself. Nevertheless you can take some consolation from the fact that you’ve at least succeeded in uniting the nation in one respect. EVERYONE fucking well loathes YOU.

This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio.

*It has been officially confirmed by Mr Blair that he voted ‘no’.

Nominated by Ron Knee