Meat free ‘meat’ – and the people who make it

People who make meat-free food. I dont mind veggies/vegans that much when they dont claim to be better than me because I eat meat. You want a fruit/veg diet, thats fine. But why are we pandering to them by making meat-free bacon and sausages, and dairy-free cheese? If you want bacon, sausages and cheese then dont be vegan, dont make us produce this horrible fake shit. Oh, it tastes the same. Um, no, it doesnt mate! Now, fast food places are making meat-free burgers and stuff. I go to mcdonalds (not fucking maccy d’s) specifically FOR a burger, not for a veggie meal! Lets stop pandering to these nob-ends and just tell them to go eat a fucking carrot!

Nominated by ElDiablo666

The Devil

No, not this devil. This devil’s alright.

The Devil  is a cunt, isn’t he.

What a lightweight Beelzebub must be. Apparently, he had his arse kicked by a Nigerian clergynan. Yes, Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere popularly known as Prophet Odumeje claims he won an international spiritual Wrestling match against Satan then displayed his championship belt. Of course.

Previously, this ‘pastor’ has claimed to have resurrected a dead woman by moving around her then…erm… laying on top of her.

Who in their right minds still believes in angels and devils? Does anybody base their life around characters from fairy tales like Voldemort or the Grim Reaper?

Nigerians, it sems. Not at all loud, ill-mannered, scamming conmen. Some of them are devil-dodgers.

“Commot man, if na MO-ney I wan tek, I for go aks you for de charatee doNAYtions. Anyways, YEE can buy ma VI-dee-O on-line and if you don laike, I REE-fund yous straight, cha. All you need do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother’s maiden name.”

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https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2021/12/30/nigerian-prophet-odumeje-says-he-won-international-spiritual-wrestling-match-against-satan-displays-his-championship-belt/?amp

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Ghost Hunters

Cunt Ghost Hunters United States.

Sick of these fuckin money grabbers, influencing their fucked up, believe everything they are told, everything is a fucking conspiracy, 70% of us believe in ghosts, countrymen/women.

I fuckin hate the dead being used by these total fuckwits. My dear departed relatives and friends are not “stuck” between life and death, condemned to walk the earth as a “white” or “grey” shadow figure. My dear departed were not buried in a pet semetary, on ancient Indian burial grounds, axe murdered, abused etc. Let the fucking dead rest in peace you fuckin blood sucking cunts!!!

Nominated by Cuntybaws

Katie Price Hate (13)

Katie Price Hate is a cunt.

Ok, she’s a trollop and it shows how money can cause issues if you give it to someone with addiction issues and not many brain cells but why do people keep having to hate the woman?

I’m always reading when a murderer or rapist gets locked up that if “they’d been Katie Price” they would’ve gotten away with it. Or if a violent criminal gets some bird for killing people in an old Audi that Katie would’ve been given community service.

Well I have news for these people, if she committed homicide or wiped out a family of immos in an old BMW she would go to prison. Yes she seems to get away with lots but just read the stories of folk who actually kill people in cars and then walk free…not even on a technicality but because their driving was careless and not dangerous,.

I’d be more interested in how a bankrupt can afford drugs, alcohol, cosmetic alterations, holidays to Vegas etc etc etc

Enough said, kiss my balls

Nominated by Spanky McSpank

Munich The Edge of War

“Munich The Edge of War” Netflix Series

By coincidence, as all the developments about Ukraine have been hogging the headlines I´ve been watching a Netflix series called “Munich The Edge of War” which covers similar ground. It has obviously been ripped off from Ken Follett´s 20th century trilogy and follows an Englishman and a German who are great friends at Oxford and become diplomats but end up on opposite sides as the Second World War looms ahead.

No problem with that. Except that Neville Chamberlain’s top civil servant turns out to be an African and sits in at meetings of the war cabinet. Can anyone imagine this happening in 1938?

At one point the English diplomat dictates an urgent memo to the fastest secretary in the typing pool who says to him, “Before you ask. I´m from Nottingham.” No her name was not Maid Marian and I assume we were supposed to note that she was of Indian descent. However, she did not look particularly Indian either. No sari tightly wrapped round Himalayan-sized boobs, nose rings, golden bangles, floozy eyeliner or suggestive Kama Sutra pouts, alas. It turned out her uncle was some MI5 Scottish bigwig called Menzies (a name she mispronounced) so what was all that about?

Just more confirmation of the woke message to us thickies that ethnics have been around for centuries and won the Second World War.

Nominated by Mr Polly